My Application to Spectral

1. Character Name?
Bictor > U

2. Character Class?
ASSassin

3. If venomancer type of build do you have?
I am a heavy type ASSassin, with a nix because i'm speshual

4. Do you use vent?
Yes, I'm always there to smack reality in your face.

5. Tell us about yourself.

I am a BR so I think Spectral is the perfect guild for me. I am a 40 year old Singaporean virgin, selling drugs on the street corner to support myself. I make a great living so charging zen will be of no issue.

I love spending countless amount of trumpets after a TW/PK no matter win or lose, either to talk **** about how I'm better than the opponent by summoning EVERYBODY that is online in my guild to win the fight, or how unfair the situation was and this loss doesn't count because a rank 8 +12 teammate didn't show up for the TW/PK.

PW is my entire life, because I spent so much money on it, I am not willing to quit because i invested so much money, so this results in a downward spiral of never ending zen charging that will not end well in the end.

So because of these reasons I am perfectly fit for Spectral.


6. Why do you want to join us?

I love Spectral, I look up to Athran, Shinzoko and Wadizo for their amazing BR ways. I always wanted to join Spectral and charge zen together, i hear all Spectral member get a 50% discount when they charge since they're loyal PW customers that charge 24/7.

I also want to side with Spectral to battle against the evil greedey Conqueror, they might not exist right now, but their pirate spirits are still disguised and exist within Essence and Kamisama. I am willing to submit OVER NINE THOUSAND tickets a day to get the necessary greedey pirates banned, all you have to do is tell me and I will follow Athran, the almighty leader like a good sheep.

7. Weapon?

Daggers of extreme troll, able to troll the opposition into submission with bad grammar, hypocrisy, clear contradictions, and just down right bigotry.


8. Complete Armor information?

Helmet of eye gouging BR, +50% trash talk in bad grammar.

Armor of blissful ignorance, +80% in ignoring the obvious fact that I am a total loser in RL and in PW

Pants of divine incompetence, +60% in the skill of unable to beat a lesser opponent with more people

Boots of never ending excuses, +50% ability to make countless excuses when losing to an opponent that you greatly outnumber

Wrist of massive complaint, +100% rate of ticket submitting in a day, up to OVER NINE THOUSAND tickets sent per day

Cape of shameless recruit, +75% ability to call EVERYBODY online in guild to a pk fight instantly to overwhelm the opponent with numbers

Necklace of bountiful presents, +90% rate of dropping a piece of +10 lunar weapon when killed

Belt of speedy replacement, +95% rate of zen charging to replace the dropped equipments

Ring of supreme wealth, +50% zen when the amount of zen charge in a day exceeds $500

Ring of no-name trash talk, +100% success rate when no name Spectral members trash talk Midnight/Elayne after outnumbering in TW/PK

Tome of ultimate hypocrisy, +65% success rate when using the skill of hypocrisy to cause rage in opponents that have good reasoning

Wings of hasty retreat, +50% flight speed when retreating from an even number fight


9. Previous guild?

I have been in every major guild out there in LC, let me tell you my experiences and what I think of these guilds.

Kamisama is a lot like a KFC restaurant in China with no electric power, so there are a lot of Asian girls, but since midnight darkness is everywhere in the restaurant, you can't really see anything. The main attraction of Kamisama is the amount of Asian girls there are, obviously, Spectral members have never, and will never touch one. So it is practically hell for them.

Essence is a lot like an ocean, with Elayne the bald eagle flying over it acting like an overlord. They have a lot of ugly and interesting people in there, like Amour the **** male mermaid, who is the definition of nightmare if he ever gets a chance to extend the wrath of his homosexual fantasies onto you. ElektraArya is like an anglerfish, with it's pretty lights on "her" head luring you in, then surprising you with his male genitalia. Lastly, there is Pippins, just an ordinary whale lying all alone in the deep dark blue ocean, sending alluring sound waves to attract poor innocent fish who are oblivious under the complete darkness of the deep blue, and thus falling into her trap.


10. What is your HP unbuffed?

OVER NINETY THOUSAND!