The '1,000 things to do in Walmart' game!

__Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear
__Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear Posts: 258 Arc User
edited August 2010 in Off-Topic Discussion
Hello again, everyone! :D
Some of you may already know how to play; but if you don't, heres how it works. Everyone will post a random thing you could do in Walmart if you were trapped in there. The goal is to get to 1,000 things.

Example:
Player 1 says: #1: (insert activity here)
Player 2 says: #2: (insert different activity here)
And so on.

Make sure to number your posts so we can keep track of how many things we've said. :P

If you don't quite get it, feel free to PM me for further explaination.

I'll start;
#1: get a bunch of toilet paper, wrap yourself up like a mummy, and chase people around the store.

Now let's see what you would do in Walmart! b:cute
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  • /Gohan - Dreamweaver
    /Gohan - Dreamweaver Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #2 Buy all the ingredients to a bomb and blow up the building b:laugh

    I hate walmart
  • __Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear
    __Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear Posts: 258 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #3: Walk into the most populated area of the store and yell, 'This is all your fault!' then walk away sobbing. b:surrender
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #4: Dress up like an employee and give people bad directions when they ask you where things are.
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  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #5: Waiting in some tight street with black hat, black bandana and bat waiting for some drug dealers
  • HeavensWing - Sanctuary
    HeavensWing - Sanctuary Posts: 192 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    #4: Dress up like an employee and give people bad directions when they ask you where things are.

    you wanna get arrested? O_o
    #6: Go around the store screaming 'WHERES THE CONDOMS!?"
    Did I do it right o.O?
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #7 Nothing because I live in Europe.
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  • XxRaynaHeart - Sanctuary
    XxRaynaHeart - Sanctuary Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #8. Randomly drop tampons/condoms into people's carts when they're not looking.
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  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #9. I walk into walmart and go to the mens restroom and stand by the uranal with my **** out standing far enough from the uranal so that everyone can see. (Some dude actually did that yesterday)
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #10 have a buggy race and see who can make it all the way through Wal-Mart and get back to the entrance first (not pushing the buggy, but riding it)


    omgee one time me and my friends were sitting ina circle in the baby clothes section playing truth or dare.. and I randomly kissed a hot guy on the cheek

    (this was last year for my b-day lol... maaaan I sound like a teenager -.-')
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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #11
    MOONWALK
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE1ZvCnwkYk b:chuckle
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #12: Run through Wal-mart with baby clothing on screaming "WHERES ME MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!?"
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #13: Use the ATM, and when the money comes out yell at the top of your lungs "I won! I won! Third time this week!".
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  • Euphy - Dreamweaver
    Euphy - Dreamweaver Posts: 495 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #14: Leave because I clearly sleep-walked there or was kidnapped.
    PS- Off-Topic Forum next time.
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #15: Run through the store yelling "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE CLOTHING SECTION IS!!!!!?" While nude (rofl, i'll pay any chick who has the balls to do this 300 U.S.D.)
  • Lythianaa - Dreamweaver
    Lythianaa - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,307 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Are the smiley faces still there? If so, one can always take a black marker and make them mad faces.
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  • DrHook - Lost City
    DrHook - Lost City Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #17 Recive mad Oral in the produce cooler, and get fired. (I used to work at Wal-****, that happened lol!)
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    18: Grab a CD player and set it up beside a store paging phone and blast Never Gonna Give You Up over the intercom. (the trick is to set it on repeat and find the most secluded phone you can so they take a long time to find it b:quiet)
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #19: Go up to every employee you find and ask what time they close.
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  • Kevinsdr - Harshlands
    Kevinsdr - Harshlands Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    there was a thread like this a year ago called 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart but it got closed for flame/necro
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #21: Go to the manager and demand a refund for everything in the store because you are the owners son (xD)
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #22: Rig every TV on the big demo wall to play banned cartoons from the 1940's (A friend did this at Best Buy)
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #23: Set up every single thing in the store that can make noise to go off all at once, set to the tune of "Never gonna give you up" to Rick roll everybody and then say at the end "YOU LOST THE GAME!"


    (Had that happen at a Wal-mart in California I went into....was weird but funny)
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #24: Get a bunch of the small 2 pill packs of Tylenol and Asprin, and go around handing them out, acting like a drug dealer.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    25 hide in the clothes racks and jump out at ppl who look at thew clothes


    xD me and some frieds did that b4 too
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  • __Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear
    __Fluffy__ - Heavens Tear Posts: 258 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #26 go in the snack food isle and open all of the chip bags. When a worker comes around, they'll be VERY annoyed.
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  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    #27: Use a universal remote to turn off the security-cam TVs at the entrance and exit. It won't deactivate the cameras, obviously, but it might freak out the employees.

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