Looking For Wife D:
XCableX - Archosaur
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Not everyday you see Cable handling his "cable" to women on the server. But however, it ends up over in Impulse.
But whatever, off topic, I need a new wife, cause mine sort of... quit. Even though I'm a 100, but I want some damn spirit! FCC doesn't cut it, you know...
However, I am not looking for a in game relationship, cause that's just.... weird. But yeah, this is who what I want to be for my in-game wife.
1. You cannot be Asian, because I am Asian myself. Ulmos, divorce your wife, and ticket the GMs saying you want to become a female so we can marry. But if you want to be the guy, well...I'm gonna wear the pants then. Wait, you are Asian, neverrrrrrrrrmind.
2. Your name (And In Game Name) must end in a vowel, no exceptions.
3. If your in game name has an underscore anywhere in it, don't bother, unless you pay for both the packs.
4. Your guild occupation must belong in Impulse (I am dead serious, besides, one day, we can unite the two factions together, which will never happen). Majority of the females that I am talking to in game, are from Impulse. Ask Obsku- errr, nevermind. If you are not from Impulse, you're paying for both packs.
5. In real life, you must have Blonde Hair/Red Hair and Blue Eyes ( American much?)
6. You must agree that I am the most FAIL BM on the server. I don't care if you think I'm good, ADMIT that I suck.
7. I don't care if you are a woman or a man behind the computer screen, I'll 100% give my best during our "Hardcore Buttsecks Time". More info PM Ducci. He knows everything.
8. You will do MQ with me EVERYDAY. No exceptions. But instead of me spamming, MQ?, I'll be spamming, "Make Babies now?"
9. Must have a good personality, because I sure don't. If you have a bad one, you can "whip" me back into shape. If you know what I mean (;
10. BTW, I'm paying for both packs. Maybe... Depends if you love me.
Now here's an exclusive.
Yeah, that's me alright.
If you request, I'll think about posting the picture of me taking a number two, or me and Nahktuul hugging each other, getting ready for our Intense Hardcore Buttsecks.
Now, if you are interested in being my beloved wife. PM me in game, and I will ask other questions (Kinky huh?). Also, follow this sort of Template;
IGN: _Seven (Se7en from BC13, nub)
Class: Archer
Cultivation: Demon (If not, under 89)
Level: 91? I don't know
Maturity: I'm a 2 year old.
Reputation (How popular are you in the server): I suck at this server and I want to reroll to a PvP server.
Sex: Female
Maritial Status: I'm single, but I love you Cable! Make babies with me!
Sexual Orientation: I'm ****, and I love you.
1. YES, I'm not Asian
2. NO-QQ
3. NO-I love you, but we can talk about packs right?
4. NO-I'm in Domain, but I still love you.
5. YES-Errrr..... I'll send nudes of me later
6. YES-YOU FAIL NUB
7. YES-SA-WEEEEEET
8. YES-Okay I love you
9. NO-Damn, QQ
10. YES-Please ^^
Something like that.
But whatever, off topic, I need a new wife, cause mine sort of... quit. Even though I'm a 100, but I want some damn spirit! FCC doesn't cut it, you know...
However, I am not looking for a in game relationship, cause that's just.... weird. But yeah, this is who what I want to be for my in-game wife.
1. You cannot be Asian, because I am Asian myself. Ulmos, divorce your wife, and ticket the GMs saying you want to become a female so we can marry. But if you want to be the guy, well...I'm gonna wear the pants then. Wait, you are Asian, neverrrrrrrrrmind.
2. Your name (And In Game Name) must end in a vowel, no exceptions.
3. If your in game name has an underscore anywhere in it, don't bother, unless you pay for both the packs.
4. Your guild occupation must belong in Impulse (I am dead serious, besides, one day, we can unite the two factions together, which will never happen). Majority of the females that I am talking to in game, are from Impulse. Ask Obsku- errr, nevermind. If you are not from Impulse, you're paying for both packs.
5. In real life, you must have Blonde Hair/Red Hair and Blue Eyes ( American much?)
6. You must agree that I am the most FAIL BM on the server. I don't care if you think I'm good, ADMIT that I suck.
7. I don't care if you are a woman or a man behind the computer screen, I'll 100% give my best during our "Hardcore Buttsecks Time". More info PM Ducci. He knows everything.
8. You will do MQ with me EVERYDAY. No exceptions. But instead of me spamming, MQ?, I'll be spamming, "Make Babies now?"
9. Must have a good personality, because I sure don't. If you have a bad one, you can "whip" me back into shape. If you know what I mean (;
10. BTW, I'm paying for both packs. Maybe... Depends if you love me.
Now here's an exclusive.
Yeah, that's me alright.
If you request, I'll think about posting the picture of me taking a number two, or me and Nahktuul hugging each other, getting ready for our Intense Hardcore Buttsecks.
Now, if you are interested in being my beloved wife. PM me in game, and I will ask other questions (Kinky huh?). Also, follow this sort of Template;
IGN: _Seven (Se7en from BC13, nub)
Class: Archer
Cultivation: Demon (If not, under 89)
Level: 91? I don't know
Maturity: I'm a 2 year old.
Reputation (How popular are you in the server): I suck at this server and I want to reroll to a PvP server.
Sex: Female
Maritial Status: I'm single, but I love you Cable! Make babies with me!
Sexual Orientation: I'm ****, and I love you.
1. YES, I'm not Asian
2. NO-QQ
3. NO-I love you, but we can talk about packs right?
4. NO-I'm in Domain, but I still love you.
5. YES-Errrr..... I'll send nudes of me later
6. YES-YOU FAIL NUB
7. YES-SA-WEEEEEET
8. YES-Okay I love you
9. NO-Damn, QQ
10. YES-Please ^^
Something like that.
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this is the best post i've ever seen.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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BigFIuffy - Archosaur wrote: »this is the best post i've ever seen.
Im going to agree with you on this one XD b:chuckle0 -
1. Yes -- I'm not asian. [1]
2. Yes -- An e! [2]
3. Yes -- I have no underscore, just slashies. [3]
4. No -- I'm in Narla, b-but.. I was an initial core Impulse officer? Does that count? QQ
5. No -- Damnit. Dark hair, dark eyes.
6. No -- You're my pro FC BM when I go :'c
7. No -- I do not approve you doing that T_T
8. Yes -- MQ? Easy peasy. [4]
9. No -- Aww, ****. I have a bad personality.
10. Yes -- I'd approve you buying both. [5]
Five yes and five no, I'm not fit to be your wife. b:surrender0 -
/aIentine - Archosaur wrote: »1. Yes -- I'm not asian. [1]
2. Yes -- An e! [2]
3. Yes -- I have no underscore, just slashies. [3]
4. No -- I'm in Narla, b-but.. I was an initial core Impulse officer? Does that count? QQ
5. No -- Damnit. Dark hair, dark eyes.
6. No -- You're my pro FC BM when I go :'c
7. No -- I do not approve you doing that T_T
8. Yes -- MQ? Easy peasy. [4]
9. No -- Aww, ****. I have a bad personality.
10. Yes -- I'd approve you buying both. [5]
Five yes and five no, I'm not fit to be your wife. b:surrender
kew kew moreyoutube.com/xArsonist18 : XCableX's TW videos
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This thread:
But I am not on Arch....b:cry
*not technically*
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!
"Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous0 -
XCableX - Archosaur wrote: »kew kew more
1. Yes -- I'm not asain. [1]
2. Yes -- An e! [2]
3. Yes -- I have no underscore, Just slashies. [3]
4. No -- I'm in Narla, b-but.. I was an initial core Impulse officer? Does that count? QQ
5. No -- Damnit. Dark hair, dark eyes.
6. No -- You're my pro FC BM when I go :'c
7. No -- I do not approve your doing that T_T
8.Yes -- MQ? Easy peasy. [4]
9.No -- Aww ****. I have a bad personality.
10.Yes -- I'd approve your buying me both. [5]
Five yes, and five no, I'm not fit to be your wife.0 -
1. Yes -- I'm not asain. [1]
2. Yes -- An e! [2]
3. No -- I have no underscore, Just slashies. [3]
4. No -- I'm in Narla, b-but.. I was an initial core Impulse officer? Does that count? QQ
5. No -- Damnit. Dark hair, dark eyes.
6. Yes -- You're my pro FC BM when I go :'c
7. No -- I do not approve your doing that T_T
8.No -- MQ? Easy peasy. [4]
9.No -- Aww ****. I have a bad personality.
10.No -- I'd approve your buying me both. [5]
Five yes, and five no, I'm not fit to be your wife.b:surrender0 -
1. Yes -- I'm not asain. [1]
2. Yes -- An e! [2]
3. No -- I have no underscore, Just slashies. [3]
4. No -- I'm in Narla, b-but.. I was an initial core Impulse officer? Does that count? QQ
5. No -- Damnit. Dark hair, dark eyes.
6. Yes -- You're my pro FC BM when I go :'c
7. No -- I do not approve your doing that T_T
8.No -- MQ? Easy peasy. [4]
9.No -- Aww ****. I have a bad personality.
10.No -- I'd approve your buying me both. [5]
Five yes, and five no, I'm not fit to be your wife.b:surrender
DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1youtube.com/xArsonist18 : XCableX's TW videos
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*Reads, facepalms, shares thread to others, leaves*
You would make a fine addition to the 'Official Dating Thread!' from the off-topic section of these very forums, btw.Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
Awe.. my name ends in a "y"..
we could've had a great Bro-Mance
b:cry0 -
Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »*Reads, facepalms, shares thread to others, leaves*
You would make a fine addition to the 'Official Dating Thread!' from the off-topic section of these very forums, btw.
Wellllll, I mean.. who wouldn't want some of them hot jellyrolls? b:dirty
It's a shame I didn't pass the application process.0 -
Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »*Reads, facepalms, shares thread to others, leaves*
You would make a fine addition to the 'Official Dating Thread!' from the off-topic section of these very forums, btw.
But sir, I clearly stated that this was not a real boyfriend/girlfriend dating type thing. Of course, if you match my real demands.....youtube.com/xArsonist18 : XCableX's TW videos
pwcalc.com/56b00d33a8c63c7d : Current BM Build for TW0 -
/aIentine - Archosaur wrote: »Wellllll, I mean.. who wouldn't want some of them hot jellyrolls? b:dirty
It's a shame I didn't pass the application process.
Too bad, so sad. Hot jelly...rolls? Whazzat? That sounds perverted at least. b:laughXCableX - Archosaur wrote: »But sir, I clearly stated that this was not a real boyfriend/girlfriend dating type thing. Of course, if you match my real demands.....
Sorry, kind sir, this kind of request is not matching my competences (and vice-versa). b:surrender
Try your luck there at least?Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
Ninja Please!0
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Ninja_Please - Archosaur wrote: »Ninja Please!
Wha?
Are you (please confirm the choice that applies most to your case):
- Proposing yourself (I see no female chars in your list though), or to act like a mercenary to find one for OP (what a hero you would be then);
- Are the new pokemon in town and speak the Pokemonlish (?), uttering your name to talk;
- Looking for ninjas, another ninja or something even wackier?
(I am kidding of course)Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »
Sorry, kind sir, this kind of request is not matching my competences (and vice-versa). b:surrender
Try your luck there at least?
Err, I thought you loved me
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For God's sake! I'm serious about this. I want a new wife, NAO!
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1) Yes, not asian, I'm white
2) Yes, my IGN ends with an e and so does my rl name
3) Yes, no underscore
4) No, never been in Impulse
5) Yes, blond hair and blue eyes (also an American)
6) Yes, you fail
7) No, just no
8) Yes, MQ is the main reason I want to waste money on packs
9) Yeah, I guess you can say I have a nice personality, but I might just be saying that because I'm arrogant b:surrender
10) Yes, I agree you're paying for both packs (?)
8 yes and 2 no, so I guess that means I qualify. Too bad for you I already promised myself to someone else b:chuckle0 -
Let's see how this goes!
1. I r not Asian [+1]
2. Amanda (Amaliee) both end in vowels! [+1]
3. No underscores! [+1]
4. I r in Impulse! [+1]
5. My hair is brown! My eyes are brown! [-1]
6. I totally and 100% agree! [+1]
7. I will be pm'ing Ducky for that info! [+1]
8. I prefer to do it everyday, or more! [+1]
9. I r awesome! [+1]
10. Yes, you will be paying for both packs! [+1]
My Score: 9/10! 0 -
Amaliee - Archosaur wrote: »Let's see how this goes!
1. I r not Asian [+1]
2. Amanda (Amaliee) both end in vowels! [+1]
3. No underscores! [+1]
4. I r in Impulse! [+1]
5. My hair is brown! My eyes are brown! [-1]
6. I totally and 100% agree! [+1]
7. I will be pm'ing Ducky for that info! [+1]
8. I prefer to do it everyday, or more! [+1]
9. I r awesome! [+1]
10. Yes, you will be paying for both packs! [+1]
My Score: 9/10!
Cable, Cable, Cable!
Marry Amaliee, she's a sexy Impulse. b:dirty
Plus tbh, brown hair > blonde/red, ijs...0 -
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Cable, ily.0 -
this is the best thing ever cable :O0
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i am beeh
therefore you marry me
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www.PWmatrimonialservices.com go go go b:bye0
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Cable Cable, you can marry Meat. Meat has red fur (American fox maybe?) and is a hairy beast in bed, mhm. I also give child support and has previous experience w buttsmex. GO GO GET US PACKS [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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go for ice cream cable b:dirtyty pwe, you made me throw away 3 years pw-exp b:sadb:surrender0
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I want Soochi to be my beloved wife b:cryb:cryb:cryyoutube.com/xArsonist18 : XCableX's TW videos
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1- I'm a guy
2- I need munies
3- I'm totally from Impulse
4- Did I say I was a guy?
5- Oh yeah I need money
6- I'm not from Arch but surely you can switch over to RT for me right? b:dirty
7- I forgot how many there were so I'm going to end it at 7.
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lolz b:cute0
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fail ambi.. he is originally from rt.. lolAttacking at the speed of Suck since 20090
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