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  • GreenBeans - Dreamweaver
    GreenBeans - Dreamweaver Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    some barb was mad because i used great cyclone and kited him to death...i'm always greatly confused when people attack me first and complain when i kill them

    though the actual quote itself was "wow run noob" but a smart cleric doesnt stay in melee range <_>
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Him: "srsly? moron pker"

    Me: "youre the one who's white named at 3x >>"

    Him: "gtfo"

    Me: "enjoy being farmed"

    and albiet a shot to myself....

    Barb that almost killed me: "wow, way to run noob"

    Me: "im an archer. its not running, its passive kiting =3"
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Funniest QQ quote you say? Falcioni pked some kid and he said "I'll put my **** in your d)ck! Oh wait I said that wrong!"
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Me: "im an archer. its not running, its passive kiting =3"

    Lol'd so hard
    If I were still an archer I'd have that in my sig
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • DrHook - Lost City
    DrHook - Lost City Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Lets see...

    "I will kick your butt and you will fly to Egypt."

    "Your about to be reported!!" (After I killed him for the mat he was farming)

    "Why you run so much NOOOBB!"(From a stealthed sin. XD)

    Them: "If you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen."
    Me: "If you cant take the ***** get off your knees."

    "6745dmg!! WTF??"

    Them :"sdvgfbksjgfuwed fdugfn dood!!!" (<--language I dont understand.)
    Me :"Zuchini!"

    Also the normal threats to my life and random swear words strung together in no particular order.
  • Evarella - Raging Tide
    Evarella - Raging Tide Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/malihamocha/LOL-1.jpg
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Evarella - Raging Tide wrote: »
    http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/malihamocha/LOL-1.jpg

    Can I be a girl too?b:sad
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • Lady_of_rage - Lost City
    Lady_of_rage - Lost City Posts: 93 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Evarella - Raging Tide wrote: »
    http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/malihamocha/LOL-1.jpg

    b:cute awesome, now if only female Sins could get that treatment toob:chuckle
    Altho i already have all i need from my hubby
    We are Death, destroyer of Worlds
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bandung974
    bandung974 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    " Main comming "b:chuckle
  • Noob - Raging Tide
    Noob - Raging Tide Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    2 pkers in cube -> HAHA we own we pk lagging people teleporting into cube!
    Me! -> Stop in the name of NOOB!!!
    2 pkers in cube -> Nevvvvaaaa
    Me! -> Kills them both
    2 pkers in cube -> F UUUUUUUUUU try to kill me again...
    Me! -> HUZZAHHH
    *After 10 failed attempts...*
    2 pkers in cube -> OMGGGZZZ ur charmed what a noob only noobs use charms to pk
    Me!!! -> READ THE F***ing name
    b:pleased






























    *slightlyexaggerated...*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SlashSin - Lost City
    SlashSin - Lost City Posts: 164 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Lady_of_rage - Lost City wrote: »
    b:cute awesome, now if only female Sins could get that treatment toob:chuckle
    Altho i already have all i need from my hubby

    I wish I was Liquid's wife too =/ lol.
    bandung974 wrote: »
    " Main comming "b:chuckle

    I got this so many times when I was like 7x!


    Anyways, I must set some sort of record yesterday during my weekly rpk rampage. I got myself 14 "WTF?" pm's/chat messages b:chuckle People don't seem to understand that Lost City is a PVP server. Expect to be pk'd.
    The only sin to go from 1 to 102 completely nude b:cool
  • Daggster - Lost City
    Daggster - Lost City Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    always funny when bloodrednamed people pm u and ask u why u killed them lol

    but the best ones are thoes who drop stuff (thx for dropping the frozen sparkle wings to me btw) and b:cry with thousands of pms, saying come on give them back QQ i had to farm for weeks to be able to afford them and the day u see that one with new ones (+bound) in sz xD too bad he bound his new wings and was hiding in sz -.- i would like more of such drops b:laugh
  • Reshanta - Sanctuary
    Reshanta - Sanctuary Posts: 350 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    bandung974 wrote: »
    " Main comming "b:chuckle
    It's even funnier when they still die on their main huh?
    Lonely man with a big heart.
  • Evarella - Raging Tide
    Evarella - Raging Tide Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Reshanta - Sanctuary wrote: »
    It's even funnier when they still die on their main huh?

    Lmfao Double fail
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    This is my newest one:


    Killed a random guy outside west arch, didn't pay much attention to his lvl. I ran off, and after about 5 mins I recieved a PM....He said (In all caps) "I'm calling Jake"

    Now....me already knowing who he was talking about said "Bring him b:chuckle".
    Proceeded on, and I found out it was some lvl 57 friend of his he brought. Now personally I was thinking Jake...as in JakeArms.....not Jake as in Jake*****.

    That PK fight lasted 2 minutes because the Jake guy kited me :/ (He was a BM....at least looked like it >>). When he died....I recieved a PM saying "Main coming".

    Now, me being tired I logged out and onto an alt to **** around. I see world chat from that jake guy calling me a chicken. I PM'd him saying "your a dunce, I just went to a alt and i'm about to log. So bye-bye" *blacklist*




    I love those idiots :3
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    "Just because I allowed you to kill me doesn't make you tough sh*t."


    The dude then proceeded to talk about how balls-awesome he is while stalking me for the next 20 minutes. Note that I never talked **** or bragged or anything: I got bored and AOE'ed a crowd he was in.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • JamesJutsu - Dreamweaver
    JamesJutsu - Dreamweaver Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    *I kill this player*
    "your a noob"
    Me: yeah....but I..killed you
    "Noob"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Me *Demon Sparks and one shots someone*
    Idiot: Nub all u do iz spark, u can't kill me without it!! NOOB!
    Me: *Revives Idiot and allows them to chi up*
    Idiot: *Stuns Zanryu*
    Me: *Gets out of stun and sleeps Player, debuffs them, one shots them with Tempest
    Idiot: "Noooob!"
    Me: "I thought dead people couldn't talk? :P"
  • Djkingn__ - Lost City
    Djkingn__ - Lost City Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    "wait here...now i will get my main..."
    THEN I WAIT 1 HOUR AND STILL NOTHING b:shocked
    I PK HIM TOMORROW AGAIN, AND ASK WHERE IS UR MAIN......

    THEN HE SAYS"....u ****.....**** you....****!!!!"



    O_O WHAT IS THAT SUPOSE TO MEAN?!?!?!

    b:shutup
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Newest from yesterday:

    Guy I had just one-shot: "i hate u"
    Me: "thats so disappointing"
    Him: "just because im n pk dosnt mean u hav the right to kill me"
    Me: "actually, it does. Cool game huh? =D"
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • Esmena - Sanctuary
    Esmena - Sanctuary Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Mr. Konari knows his classics. b:laugh

    *Note Relevant*

    Love your poems, b:victory
    Esmena:

    "Just take up the courage to call him/her a btch and walk away, cause no one should take that."

    I like pears...Ok That was random lol.
  • Silest - Sanctuary
    Silest - Sanctuary Posts: 816 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Djkingn__ - Lost City wrote: »
    "wait here...now i will get my main..."
    THEN I WAIT 1 HOUR AND STILL NOTHING b:shocked
    I PK HIM TOMORROW AGAIN, AND ASK WHERE IS UR MAIN......

    THEN HE SAYS"....u ****.....**** you....****!!!!"



    O_O WHAT IS THAT SUPOSE TO MEAN?!?!?!

    b:shutup

    It means he's a sore loser ;p.


    All that "main coming" and "wait while I get my lvl101 +12 all gear super-legendary main" is so funny.
  • Zuunu - Heavens Tear
    Zuunu - Heavens Tear Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    "Your death has been sponsored by [STAPLES] ~That was easy."
  • Purple - Lost City
    Purple - Lost City Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    It's been quite some time...

    The one that gave me a smile was "**** you, you flat chested *****, I hope you die alone with your dumb name, and your delusions of any happiness! "

    Oh my. ^^
    Wall sniping, ninja tree magic, and medium range artillery. Whine less, please. b:lipcurl
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Necro >.>
  • aryannamage
    aryannamage Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    *kicks*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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