Varden recruiting 70+

First of all this is a serious thread not a troll attempt b:surrender

So since we're on a more or less same level of power as.... nobody (lost TW's against everyone), me thought of making this thread to advertise. While 1v1's with QQme are one of the worst TWs on server right now, ganks still suck so we need more active members to make those fail even more. There have been some members leaving Varden in the past because we were too crappy and not had fun TWs and that is still the case. Since we can't send a measly 80 people in a TW, getting more actives will only make the ganks more crappy, while 1v1s will still be a steamroll.

Probably it's ironic now that those like Pimpy & Pew who left didn't have much fun TWs but now we got to the point when we gonna throw ourselves back into the meat grinder. XD Their loss anyway.


So Varden recruiting active players 70+ all classes (atm) for all activities and horrible, boring, steamrolling TWs.

1) Must be slightly active and show on TWs when you feel like it.
2) Must be less than serious about TWs and not care about showing up charmed and prepared. You could just "show up for cash" and don't give a damn otherwise but we suck so much TW pay would be like 5 coins a week.
3) Vent is there if you want, mic not necessary because who wants to talk to you anyway.
4) Must follow orders because Fuzzy is a dictator and deserves to be treated as such.
5) Must disrespect for your faction mates and be a greedy ****.


To apply make an application over at vardenpwi.mmoguildsites.com

Then in a few days (to give enough time for members to vote on it so we get the most biased votes possible) we will probably reject you. However should you not be a "known" person by anyone who will vote on your application, even if you'll be accepted, first you will have to meet up with a select Varden group for "testing" just to make sure you fail as bad as the rest of us. Sorry if this sounds a bit intimidating but it's nothing bad me assure you just we're trying to avoid allowing helpful people to join... and yeah Fuzzy knows it's not perfect but better than nothing still.


We are extremelly arrogant with "pwned you noob" or something like that in PK and TW and anything else like we have our image from the outside from what Fuzzy heard... dunno why, we always brag for winning anything, we always QQ when we fail (because face it, its your fault not ours), we never have fun and we despise good fights regardless of victory.


Have fun all thank you for reading and your possible interest in Varden b:cute