Best leaving faction excuse ever!!

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  • BoozeLover - Dreamweaver
    BoozeLover - Dreamweaver Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *?? have joined the faction
    Fact chat: Welcome
    ??: have you changed Icon?
    Fact chat: no
    ??: oh then wrong guild, bye...

    well don't know if that was real accident or..

    also

    member1: I don't like this guy kick member2 or I leave
    member3: There are over 100 members and your leaving because you don't like one of them.
    member1: yeah member2 hates me and I can't stand it b:cry sorry guys I really have to leave
    *member1 has left the faction
    member2: Phew talk about drama
    member3: let member1 cooldown
    *30min and countless PM's later
    *member1 joined the faction
    member2: welcome back
    *member1 has left the faction
    member2: ok...

    or something like that kinda situation (I hate ??, ?? is mean)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • /Gohan - Dreamweaver
    /Gohan - Dreamweaver Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Guy 1 Pms Guy 2: Can I join your faction?

    Guy 1 has joined the faction.

    Guy 3: welcome!

    Guy 1: why did you invite me?

    Guy 2: Cuz you asked o.0?

    Guy 1: No I didn't

    Guy 1 has left the faction

    Guy 2: Umm...



    O.o...
  • XAlethiax - Dreamweaver
    XAlethiax - Dreamweaver Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    rage quitters
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LordTalos - Dreamweaver
    LordTalos - Dreamweaver Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    This one happened the other day...

    memberX: Guys I'm leaving the faction because I just prefer the peace and quiet of being factionless.

    Exactly 30 seconds later in world chat

    memberX: Can an officer of factionX pm me for an invite

    o.O
  • XAlethiax - Dreamweaver
    XAlethiax - Dreamweaver Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Talos! -calls the cops-....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sabra - Dreamweaver
    Sabra - Dreamweaver Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Opposite situation.

    Officer-attempting to embrace player invites player to faction instead.

    Player-thinking she is receiving embrace request accepts and finds herself in faction X.

    Faction-yay you are back we missed you.

    Player-yay, nice, I missed you guys too.

    Player whispers officer and factionleader-is it ok if I stay? Officer sure go fill out an app to make it official. Leader of course you can stay-everyone loves you here.

    Player coming back from afk to find herself factionless. Different officer later raging-I was fruious that you thought you could just come back into faction!!! what would make you think that? RAGEBOOT
  • Sandclaw - Dreamweaver
    Sandclaw - Dreamweaver Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    There were always some wonderful RQ moments in Vanquish / Sexy.

    I remember:

    Player3: -invites randomperson1 to the faction-

    Player1: Welcome! :3

    Player3: Welcome

    Player2: welcome~

    randomperson1: can some1 giv me money pls

    Player1: Er.. no..

    randomperson1: but u have 2 i need it plz

    Everyone: -silence-

    randomperson1: im gonna pwn u in pk bc my gear is amazing ur all noobs i have a flying mount and lvl 50 sword u dont

    randomperson1: -leaves-

    Me: Lol.

    Now, I can remember all the times I've left / been kicked from a faction. I'm sure none of Vanquish wants to hear me speak, though I don't know why.. I'm kickin' it with Evie again now x3 But here it goes.

    First faction: I don't remember the name. I was invited in when I was level 15. I played for the rest of the day, got off, and logged in the next day. I was kicked. Lol?

    Second faction: WolfPack. I can't say I remember exactly why.. Uhm.. I think I left-- No! I remember. I got kicked for 'causing drama' when it was the Marshal who had kicked me that was sitting there QQing about every other thing. All I did was log in and ask for help on a quest. Hurr.

    Third faction: DarkSouls, I believe. Stayed there up until lvl 40. By then I was one of the two active people >.< I left after hitting 40.

    Fourth faction: Valkyrie. LOL My first vent faction. I don't really know why I left, but I did. I had some fun times there, though. But I got to join the faction I had always looked up to after I left for..

    Fifth faction: SEXY! I would've never left had it been for the inevitable. But all good things end at some point, I suppose. Faction merge with...

    Sixth faction: Vanquish. Got to go there with all my old friends. It was fun, lasted months and months. I hate to tell it to you though, but it started becomming level-consumed. 90's and 100's were being recruited, and the people who had been there for almost everything started being ignored.. I'm sorry for what ever happened, Web and DD. After I was re-recruited yet again, I started questing. That was the day my router broke. Got kicked again, now I'm rolling with..

    Seventh faction: Osiris. I'm with a few people from Sexy, and I'm as happy as ever. Lol.

    Those weren't really quitting stories. I didn't have any excuses that weren't true. But thought I'd share b:cute
    I cannot into Lithuania.
  • Flinderlien - Heavens Tear
    Flinderlien - Heavens Tear Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Noob - Raging Tide wrote: »
    This is in a guild with like 1 90 and 2 80s who are offline...and a buncha 60s...

    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Silence...
    3 seconds later...
    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Faction member: BRO chill out
    Guy: SO NOBODY WANTS TO HELP ME??
    Faction member2: I can help but I don't think you want a lvl 19 cleric
    Guy: THIS FACTION SUCKS NO ONE HELPS ME
    Guy: **** U ALL U GUYS SUCK IM GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE PPL HELP WITH MY BOSSES.

    RQ

    Guy has left the faction
    b:laugh

    Ze Best part I laughed so hard I think I made my Dog cryb:laugh
  • Burningalpha - Lost City
    Burningalpha - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    it was a glitch
    b:chuckle
    Lost City: The heart and soul of hatred, pvp, and the worlds worst merchant.
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    (insertnamehere)/Cleric/93
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  • Weenie - Dreamweaver
    Weenie - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I don't see why anyone should even need a reason to quit. b:quiet
  • Angerchild - Dreamweaver
    Angerchild - Dreamweaver Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Weenie - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I don't see why anyone should even need a reason to quit. b:quiet

    Exactly, if I don't feel like I fit in well enough...I just roll out.
    No disrepect to them, just not a good fit for me.
  • Roriror - Lost City
    Roriror - Lost City Posts: 149 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    best excuse......

    my cat died.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    No executor spot for me b:chuckle
  • Arliana - Dreamweaver
    Arliana - Dreamweaver Posts: 410 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Roriror - Lost City wrote: »
    best excuse......

    my cat died.

    "Me and my family were involved in a horrible plane accident. I am paralyzed from the neckdown and can no longer play this game. If you see my playing, it is a figment of your imagination. Oh. btw, wanna tt later?"
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Arliana - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "Me and my family were involved in a horrible plane accident. I am paralyzed from the neckdown and can no longer play this game. If you see my playing, it is a figment of your imagination. Oh. btw, wanna tt later?"

    This.is.epic.win. b:laugh
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  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Person 1 : Hey do you know a guy named Person 2
    Grim : No, why ?
    Person 1 : He said this faction is an s s hole
    Grim : Tell me the exact nickname of this guy
    Person 3 : what the **** ?!
    Person 1 left the faction
    Grim : wtf?


    Is this one counting for faction excuse ? =D
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Person 1 : People are complaining.
    Me : About what ?
    Person 1 : Us stealing their kills
    Me : eh ? What do you mean ?
    Person 1 : Stealing their PK's
    Me : Who ?! O.o
    Person 1 : I don't know I was in my other char. Check the WC

    I checked the whole WC, but there was no such thing. A bit later Person 1 left the faction ..
  • Arliana - Dreamweaver
    Arliana - Dreamweaver Posts: 410 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    1: I'm leaving the faction.
    2: Why?
    1: Your breath stinks.
    2: ??!?!?
    1: Ya.... It was getting hard to play.
    2: It's cyberspace.
    1: I know... Pretty bad eh?
  • Derressh - Dreamweaver
    Derressh - Dreamweaver Posts: 806 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Making a profit = thievery. o:
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    So I post on my Barb.
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  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Derressh - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Making a profit = thievery. o:

    LOL, you are so rude !
  • Takumeme - Dreamweaver
    Takumeme - Dreamweaver Posts: 381 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    LOL, you are so rude !

    It was pretty hilarious b:chuckle
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  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I log in

    Me: hey guys

    Person 1: hi and bye

    Person 1 has left the faction

    Me and others: O.o wtf they said they were happy here :o

    -some time goes by-

    Person 1: Can i join back please? that was my brother

    Me: I guess... >_>

    Person 1: Can anyone help me kill these mobs?

    Me: Sure. Which mobs?

    Person 1: I need help killing these mobs plz

    Person 2: he just asked which mobs o.o

    Person 1: no one helps here

    Person 1 has left the faction

    Person 1 pms: sorry that was my brother again can i join plz?

    Can you say multiple personalities? O.o xD Seems to me people don't/can't read when you offer help then complain and leaves XD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • ZeroQ - Dreamweaver
    ZeroQ - Dreamweaver Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    "everybody ignores me you guys are such jerks!"
    *leaves guild*
    Me: didn't that guy join like 10 minutes ago?
  • Russiee - Raging Tide
    Russiee - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Drunken_Chu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Absolute best one ever.

    Guy: brb
    Guy has left the faction

    I left Infamy that way :D

    Who was it that did it first?
  • FirstPk - Archosaur
    FirstPk - Archosaur Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *joins* hey ppl
    *-*hey
    *_*what does this button do?
    *_* has left faction
    b:chuckle
  • ISmellMeat - Dreamweaver
    ISmellMeat - Dreamweaver Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    "my boyfriend/girlfriend left your faction, I'm leaving too"

    "your faction sucks. faction X over faction Y will be better."

    "I don't feel like family anymore. I've heard rumours from faction X about faction Y"

    "your a **** poor leader, you guys don't help me enough."

    "I'm looking for a faction that's willing to do my quests"

    "I need free stuff or someone who can get me such and such"

    "not enough of you are killing my bosses"
  • Zek - Dreamweaver
    Zek - Dreamweaver Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Noob - Raging Tide wrote: »
    This is in a guild with like 1 90 and 2 80s who are offline...and a buncha 60s...

    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Silence...
    3 seconds later...
    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Faction member: BRO chill out
    Guy: SO NOBODY WANTS TO HELP ME??
    Faction member2: I can help but I don't think you want a lvl 19 cleric
    Guy: THIS FACTION SUCKS NO ONE HELPS ME
    Guy: **** U ALL U GUYS SUCK IM GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE PPL HELP WITH MY BOSSES.

    RQ

    Guy has left the faction
    b:laugh

    Made up story in Calamity

    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Silence...
    3 seconds later...
    Guy :CAN ANYONE KILL MANTAVIP FOR ME???
    Faction member: BRO chill out
    Guy: SO NOBODY WANTS TO HELP ME??
    Faction member2: I can help but I don't think you want a lvl 19 cleric
    Guy: THIS FACTION SUCKS NO ONE HELPS ME
    Guy: **** U ALL U GUYS SUCK IM GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE PPL HELP WITH MY BOSSES.
    3 seconds later
    GL you Noobie ya should have killed that boss Six Months Ago were all level 99 or better now
    GL boots him and the 19 cleric

    The above post is just a work of fiction and never actualy happened.

    But would have been funny if it had ROFL b:chuckle
  • KAPPOW - Dreamweaver
    KAPPOW - Dreamweaver Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    X joins faction
    WELCOME WELCOME ect
    y: SUCK MY TRA LA LA LA
    x: Leaves faction
    y: LOL.
    z: LMAO guess he doesnt like faction song.

    x: leaves faction
    y: why he leave faaction
    I get a pm - my son just accidently pressed g and clicked leave faction
    me - SURE....dont believe you sorry
    NEXT 10 MINS = SPAM PM's
    1: Hey can i join you faction
    me: Sure... let me invite you
    1: Thanks
    Factionguy1: WELCOME
    Factionguy2: Dude this kid is a ***** kick him or i leave.
    Me: Uhm Factionguy2 your level 6
    1: Have we met?
    Factionguy2 leaves faction
    Factionguy2 pmeed you: can i rejoin it was a joke.

    WTF!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Momo_ - Dreamweaver
    Momo_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Eris - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    hmm.... lets see.

    -opens book of rqs qqqs and lolqs and wtfqs-


    ooh ooh one that the leader of a small faction did. I wonder if Momo_ remembers this:

    Leader: hey guys :D
    FC: hey whast up/hello/hi ^^
    -Member1 has been banished from the faction-
    FC: wtf? he was just on...
    -Member 2 has been banished from the faction-
    Me: what are you doing?
    Leader: getting rid of the inactive people... duh...
    Member3: 2 is on right now, afk....
    -Member 3 has been banished from the faction-
    FC: STOP kicking everyone wtf
    Leader: what ever. dont tell me how to run a faction...
    - has assigned Momo_ as leader-
    -ex-Leader has left the faction-



    looooooooool omg eris! that was awesome! xD good times, good times.
    love you! <3 momo
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Momo_ - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    looooooooool omg eris! that was awesome! xD good times, good times.
    love you! <3 momo

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