Best leaving faction excuse ever!!

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  • Assburger - Harshlands
    Assburger - Harshlands Posts: 785 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    HexOmega - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    1. dark colored text, 2. dark background, 3. win

    get on subject. And Nox, i can understand your reason. at least you didnt ragequit just cause you asked if someone can help you do a boss one day and they say theyre too busy or its not a boss day. i've ragequitted before, and i made myself look like more of an assb:surrender
    Harshland's everlasting cleric L.uckyrose and damn proud of it

    Should be back very very soon...two weeks from now at most b:bye
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  • Andres - Dreamweaver
    Andres - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Best leaving excuse I've read:
    I lagged and clicked leave faction

    Silly people can't remember it asks your again. ARE YOU SURE?... Also, I'm leaving cause I'm busy with RL and then join another TW faction seems to be a hip reason to leave. Like, the only 3 cala people that have left last 2 months have used it.

    I can give you the best excuse I remember to apply for a faction:

    DESTROY EQ and the ***** that **** me.

    Applicant had recently ragequitted EQ, needless to say, he got denied, and he went back to EQ, welcomed with open arms too b:laugh
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  • \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver
    \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    "my moms moving and we wont have the internet".......guy was like 27 or 28, not sure if thats more saddest excuse then best excuse but meh funny nontheless, oh the lulz we had as a faction that night.
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    This thread got invaded by Dreamweavers. o.o
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  • Xegeth - Dreamweaver
    Xegeth - Dreamweaver Posts: 389 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Andres - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I can give you the best excuse I remember to apply for a faction:

    DESTROY EQ and the ***** that **** me.

    Applicant had recently ragequitted EQ, needless to say, he got denied, and he went back to EQ, welcomed with open arms too b:laugh

    I wonder who that person was. :O
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  • Toxic - Dreamweaver
    Toxic - Dreamweaver Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Andres - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Best leaving excuse I've read:
    I lagged and clicked leave faction

    Silly people can't remember it asks your again. ARE YOU SURE?... Also, I'm leaving cause I'm busy with RL and then join another TW faction seems to be a hip reason to leave. Like, the only 3 cala people that have left last 2 months have used it.

    I can give you the best excuse I remember to apply for a faction:

    DESTROY EQ and the ***** that **** me.

    Applicant had recently ragequitted EQ, needless to say, he got denied, and he went back to EQ, welcomed with open arms too b:laugh

    No the other day I was so tired I meant to hit "T" and then leave party, and accidently hit "G" and leave faction instead. At least I caught it before I really did. b:surrender
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  • Jamie_Rebecc - Dreamweaver
    Jamie_Rebecc - Dreamweaver Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Faction: Welcome back, welcome back, wback, wb, wb, welcome back, wback, wb

    "i d/ced and i come back and im factionless"

    Me: ... I don't think that can happen.
    Other old factionmate: um... well... welcome back
    Jamie_Rebecc 9X - Herced/Nixed venomancer of Dreamweaver
    Actual join date: 3/16/2009

    Half way there on getting my beamhoof slicer b:dirty

    Ex-Factions: Crusaders, Dynasty, HDT
  • Larxene - Dreamweaver
    Larxene - Dreamweaver Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    This thread got invaded by Dreamweavers. o.o

    It is in the Dreamweaver Section of the forums!
  • MermaidMan - Dreamweaver
    MermaidMan - Dreamweaver Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    *Someone joins the faction*

    Faction members: "Welcome!" "Welcome to ___" etc.

    Person: You all just lost The Game

    *Person has left the faction.*

    Faction members: ... jerk...
  • Shadowfire - Dreamweaver
    Shadowfire - Dreamweaver Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Larxene - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    It is in the Dreamweaver Section of the forums!

    Shhh don't give away our secrets. b:quiet
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    randommemberwhojsutjoined: omg!! gimme 500million or ileave!!
    me: .... no?
    randommember jsut left the faction
    all of us: 0.0
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  • \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver30
    \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver30 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    randommemberwhojsutjoined: omg!! gimme 500million or ileave!!
    me: .... no?
    randommember jsut left the faction
    all of us: 0.0

    i like his thinking, ill totally join InStyle for 500 million, heck ill join for 20 million b:chuckle
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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    i like his thinking, ill totally join InStyle for 500 million, heck ill join for 20 million b:chuckle

    b:bored really? holy **** XD
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  • Zilena - Harshlands
    Zilena - Harshlands Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Shulkie - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "I'm leaving to help some friends who are just starting up a faction. They need some higher levels to help them get going"

    Seen the following day with Cala/EQ/Arma/Dyn/<insert other big name faction>

    The number of times I have seen this now it is laughable - just be honest if you wanna go play with the big boys - why lie you are always gonna be caught out lol.

    I don't know if I should laugh at this one, or hate it.
    I hear this almost all the time.
    b:laugh
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  • \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver31
    \Hysteria\ - Dreamweaver31 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    b:bored really? holy **** XD

    yup yup really >.>
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    ty Forsakenx for the awesome siggy <3
    my post count always goes back to one o.0
    im so pro.
  • Eris - Dreamweaver
    Eris - Dreamweaver Posts: 76 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    hmm.... lets see.

    -opens book of rqs qqqs and lolqs and wtfqs-

    Barb: anyone need me for a tt? 2-3 or 3-1?
    MemberX: any barb available for tt 2-3?
    MemberX: ah perfect, let me invite you Barb.
    Barb: OMG why wont anyone take me!? I have been asking for 20 min D:<
    Barb has left the faction
    FC: ...? wow

    something that I did on my wiz:

    me:-uses a horn- LF quinzi group
    guyInFC: omg **** dont use horns
    me: dont tell me what to do D:<
    -has left the faction-
    me: -horns- all that re against horns, pm guyInFC and tell him to stop giving me horns.

    ooh ooh one that the leader of a small faction did. I wonder if Momo_ remembers this:

    Leader: hey guys :D
    FC: hey whast up/hello/hi ^^
    -Member1 has been banished from the faction-
    FC: wtf? he was just on...
    -Member 2 has been banished from the faction-
    Me: what are you doing?
    Leader: getting rid of the inactive people... duh...
    Member3: 2 is on right now, afk....
    -Member 3 has been banished from the faction-
    FC: STOP kicking everyone wtf
    Leader: what ever. dont tell me how to run a faction...
    - has assigned Momo_ as leader-
    -ex-Leader has left the faction-


    and one of the classics...when that one game came out:

    Member1: I'mma take a break for finals
    - has assigned xxxxx as Leader-
    ......
    2 months later
    -Seraphim has been banished from faction-

    >.>
  • Ursa - Dreamweaver
    Ursa - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,634 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    lol, yeah, I think Lightaine jizzed when he pressed the kick button.
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  • XxIfritxX - Lost City
    XxIfritxX - Lost City Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I think the most reason you hear is." I'm leaving to help my friends starting his new faction"
    All my Goals in Life Turned to be Offside b:surrender
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  • Darkir - Dreamweaver
    Darkir - Dreamweaver Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    best one I got was "I AM THE KING OF FRANCE" the dude had been in the faction for 2 months and that just came out of no where and he left, he's since started his own faction.

    second best one was "I feel like your slave and I want you to stop harassing me to help other members" and the funny part about it all was that I hadn't talked to this ex-member once in PM and faction chat for 3 weeks prior to this.
  • Ashivas - Dreamweaver
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Drunken_Chu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Absolute best one ever.

    Guy: brb
    Guy has left the faction

    This one made me lol.

    And yea. I don't mind when people leave, but when I ask someone to join or something, and they're like sure... it really bugs me when they leave 2 minutes later...

    Is it really possible to form an opinion of a faction after 2 minutes? We were nice too.

    "Ashivas permitted ??? to join faction."
    Faction people: "Welcome ???."
    ???: "bye"
    "??? has left"

    Come on, don't even bother joining jeez -.-'
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    Ashura Tyrant you foul mouthed little boy! I must keel yew nao =3
  • Hizaki - Dreamweaver
    Hizaki - Dreamweaver Posts: 181 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    This one made me lol.

    And yea. I don't mind when people leave, but when I ask someone to join or something, and they're like sure... it really bugs me when they leave 2 minutes later...

    Is it really possible to form an opinion of a faction after 2 minutes? We were nice too.

    "Ashivas permitted ??? to join faction."
    Faction people: "Welcome ???."
    ???: "bye"
    "??? has left"

    Come on, don't even bother joining jeez -.-'

    Sorry that... wasnt me
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  • Ashivas - Dreamweaver
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Hizaki - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Sorry that... wasnt me

    What are you talking about?
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    Ashura Tyrant you foul mouthed little boy! I must keel yew nao =3
  • azurluen
    azurluen Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Since mi first char, I didn't wanted to join a Faction unless I were more high leveled, so I can help others. [and not being ona faction to be helped]. And no Bhs back there, so leveling was slower.

    But by 6x on that char, someone insisted a lot, and as it was rather friendly, I joined a faction, to 'try it'.

    After the second day, i didn't like it, so I apologized and leaved. Didn't told why, but there were some kind of people thet, well, for exaplme, saying:
    ???: Can I said swearwords on Faction chat?
    Silense. !0 secs later
    ???: Hey, it's 0k to talk using swearwords on Faction chat?

    Or not giving 3* from Fb [I mean, c'mon, they are faction members!]

    Or so on. So I leaved two days after.

    And it's funny, that the 'swearwords' guy it's now on EQ. =o__O= [that Faction died at the end; all this on Dreamweaver]


    Noxae - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    Come on, don't even bother joining jeez -.-'

    Maybe s/he clicked 'Yes' by mistake on a random invite?
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  • Ashivas - Dreamweaver
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    azurluen wrote: »
    Maybe s/he clicked 'Yes' by mistake on a random invite?

    No lol I don't do random invites. I squad with people doing WQ's and if they're fun to squad with I ask if they want to join. He said yes then left -.-'
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    Ashura Tyrant you foul mouthed little boy! I must keel yew nao =3
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    No lol I don't do random invites. I squad with people doing WQ's and if they're fun to squad with I ask if they want to join. He said yes then left -.-'

    youll always get people like that, we had one who reprised Freeman's Mind quotes then popped out o.o
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    Reborn ditzy archer with a serious oreo addiction =3

    '...cuz my IQ is just above what is required to function as a human' - tsumaru2
  • HarukaDaiski - Raging Tide
    HarukaDaiski - Raging Tide Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Psyxxxx: I gotta go touch myself sry
    Leaves
    Me: ;o?

    True story.
  • Lythianaa - Dreamweaver
    Lythianaa - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,307 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    HarukaDaiski - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Psyxxxx: I gotta go touch myself sry
    Leaves
    Me: ;o?

    True story.

    O.O LOL That's hilarious. I never heard that one before.
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  • Kaneharo - Dreamweaver
    Kaneharo - Dreamweaver Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Well, here's a weird one:

    X Joins the faction.

    A few minutes later, the person sees another faction making a WC advert.

    X: *goes into predator mode*
    X: rawr
    X has left the faction.

    Me: o_O
    (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
    ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Pew Pew Pew!
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    "that word, "solo". i don't think it means what you think it means." - LenieClarke - Heavens Tear
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  • JamesJutsu - Dreamweaver
    JamesJutsu - Dreamweaver Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    K this one is from Fake Perfect world.

    Faction: Valkyja

    Guy: PK in 1k.
    Us: c0ming
    Guy: PK IN 1K DAMN IT
    Us: we are here lol
    Guy: ah you guys are useless
    "guy has left our guild"
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  • Desire - Dreamweaver
    Desire - Dreamweaver Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    JamesJutsu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    K this one is from Fake Perfect world.

    Faction: Valkyja

    Guy: PK in 1k.
    Us: c0ming
    Guy: PK IN 1K DAMN IT
    Us: we are here lol
    Guy: ah you guys are useless
    "guy has left our guild"

    b:laugh That dude must be blind.
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