RIP : The Original Races

To the Elves: you were once great archers and clerics, the best physical DD and by far the best healer in all the land.
Now, however, the prowess of the archer has been foreshadowed by the capabilities of the assassin, in her skimpy purple outfit (which was edited to cover more of her body, for her shining awesome was just far too strong and had to be concealed!)
The healing powers of the solo cleric have been replaced with cries of "But I can do it too!" from the confident psychic. Where are your little vending shops? They are nowhere. For the Tideborn are now all the rage, and even if you are a Winged Elf, you obviously want to sit in a mermaid vending shop, wishing you could be as awesome as a Tideborn.

To the Humans: AoE masters of the century, the magical nukers and the next best aggro control to a Barb.
Never will your petty little TT axes glow the wrong colour, for they do not compare to the daggers of the Tideborn. No longer will it be an achievement for you to hit 5 APS with your cash shopped gear and amazing fists or claws, for the Tideborn can do it too, and quite possibly for less.
You wizards do not know the meaning of nuke any more, for the psychic with his little funky orb can surely do it better! Your petty little (lifesaving) heal is nothing next to the sheer amazingness of the psychic heal! Give up now, you weak little squishy humans, for you will never be as awesome as a mermaid. The proof of this? Where's all your artwork on the forum skin, now?

To the Untamed: undisputed tanks in more forms than one, the original pullers of all things monster and the source of great QQ when a Nix or Arma happens to drop upon the unsuspecting heads of your victims.
Your tanking skills are no match for that of the assassin or psychic! Why, if they were, the fishes would not be stealing your aggro. Stop trying to keep aggression from the new masters of aggro, you selfish barbarians in tiger form! It's no longer your job to tank, because the new Tideborn clearly do it so well!
And you there, you flea bitten little venomancer. Don't even think about doing the smart thing and pulling that monster! Don't even think about it. You are no longer needed, for that assassin in your party can throw his dagger into that monster, attracting it and all other monsters around it! Do you not see that assassins can clearly pull better, than you can? And don't even bother trying to have your more than capable pet tank should something go wrong! Don't try and keep the boss alive for everybody to be rez'd (by the all awesome psychic of course) so you don't have to eat through it's HP all over again. No, instead, let the assassin take aggression and then stealth themselves away! It's okay, it was only a few million hit points you had taken off that boss. Surely with such an amazing assassin in your squad, it'll be a piece of cake to get rid of them all over again?

This is to you, the races we all knew too well and still love to this very day. To you, the races who have been swamped by a sea of Tideborn related everything.

May you rest in peace.

(Think something smells fishy here? BINGO! This is a total joke making fun of the fact that lately, everything about Perfect World International is still all about the Tideborn, and also picks fun of the numerous fails I have watched happen.

It is by no means to be taken seriously. Again, it's a joke. Humour. Ha ha.)