Zulu's Win Scout Guide.

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  • Nurfed - Harshlands
    Nurfed - Harshlands Posts: 238 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I wish I got extra salary for making a fool of myself; I'd be full +12 by now.

    Another reason to join zooloo. b:mischievous
  • Merkaba - Lost City
    Merkaba - Lost City Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Yea Ligeia, join Zulu, they have z's and.. Stuff! ;3
  • Nurfed - Harshlands
    Nurfed - Harshlands Posts: 238 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Make sure you send him an extra 5$ in the mail. I wouldnt want him to run out of candy next war and have to figure out a new strategy. I bet his mom starts getting tired of having to buy snack packs all the time, too.

    Actually, fock the candy. I would just tell him to tear up small pieces of paper instead of using candy; so that way, he can write down cata's names like Taboo or Rayver on them to be even more pro.
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Actually, fock the candy. I would just tell him to tear up small pieces of paper instead of using candy; so that way, he can write down cata's names like Taboo or Rayver on them to be even more pro.

    Are you stealing my Cue Card idea nurfed? wtf
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  • Bloop - Harshlands
    Bloop - Harshlands Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Don't forget to use the yellow skittle for Taboo since he's asian.
    60 / 250.
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Don't forget to use the yellow skittle for Taboo since he's asian.

    I think he should walk around with eyes of observation and get all the cata's stats, so he can create PWI Collector Cards, with a picture of a barb with information on the back like a baseball card.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Ligeia - Harshlands
    Ligeia - Harshlands Posts: 1,144 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Another reason to join zooloo. b:mischievous
    I'll only join Zulu if I can kill your director until he disbands the guild.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Sig by Bakura~
  • Acrelar - Harshlands
    Acrelar - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I'll only join Zulu if I can kill your director until he disbands the guild.

    Pretty sure you can go ahead and just kill the director,nobody cares about him anyways b:kiss
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Sig made by Scarlet
  • Jlung - Harshlands
    Jlung - Harshlands Posts: 203 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I think he should walk around with eyes of observation and get all the cata's stats, so he can create PWI Collector Cards, with a picture of a barb with information on the back like a baseball card.

    i have collectable KD trading cards..i already has your stats taboob:laugh
  • HappysHAIL - Harshlands
    HappysHAIL - Harshlands Posts: 219 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I think he should walk around with eyes of observation and get all the cata's stats, so he can create PWI Collector Cards, with a picture of a barb with information on the back like a baseball card.

    This is an amazing idea. Nurfed, pass this on as an arts and craft project for your proscout during the next TW while he's lying there dead with nothing else to do for two hours. Extra jujus if he can make them holographic.
  • Tryagain - Harshlands
    Tryagain - Harshlands Posts: 716 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    If you want Zulu to do something, post a guide on the KD forum. They'll be doing it within the week.
  • Vivre - Harshlands
    Vivre - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Even though scouting seems easy, many of us don't have the patience or the discipline to even qualify for the role. Someone who is OK with the self sacrifice for the benefit of the team, and who is actually proud of his service, is a rare asset. No wonder Nurfed backed him up when you guys decided to steam him out b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    What is this 'res' you speak of? b:cute
  • Ligeia - Harshlands
    Ligeia - Harshlands Posts: 1,144 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Someone who is OK with the self sacrifice for the benefit of the team, and who is actually proud of his service, is a rare asset.
    No doubt, but with lines like "Dont get distracted, no matter how EPIC the battle is," "Watch for Catas doing a 'Switcheroo,'" and suggesting using toy cars to represent catapults, as well as writing a guide which really only consists of several different ways to say 'stay alert and stay focused despite being bored,' he was asking for it.
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    Sig by Bakura~
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Even though scouting seems easy, many of us don't have the patience or the discipline to even qualify for the role. Someone who is OK with the self sacrifice for the benefit of the team, and who is actually proud of his service, is a rare asset. No wonder Nurfed backed him up when you guys decided to steam him out b:bye

    like a 3 page guide for "lay dead above B gate, watch for catas and tell the guild what lane they are going down".

    Some people need to get a sense of humor up in here, serious.
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  • Bloop - Harshlands
    Bloop - Harshlands Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I'm sure being a cata barb is just as boring especially when your faction sends you down a lane all by yourself with no support or just one cleric. C'mon Taboo, I know you've had naughty thoughts about popping a chi pot and getting out of tiger form to perdition me while I sat there and zhened on your face!
    60 / 250.
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    You should see TWs against guilds other than kylin or zulu....i perdition more than i turtle, and those are good times.
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  • BigBang - Harshlands
    BigBang - Harshlands Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    true story taboooooooo <3 he ninja perditiond our baseb:cute
    i was like WOOOOOWWW when i grow up i wanna be just like you
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    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
  • Vivre - Harshlands
    Vivre - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    like a 3 page guide for "lay dead above B gate, watch for catas and tell the guild what lane they are going down".

    Some people need to get a sense of humor up in here, serious.

    I thought the guide was a little silly too, but laughing at him in four different threads is not exactly good natured humor. If we didn't know better, Taboo, we'd think you just like making little kids cry b:sad
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    What is this 'res' you speak of? b:cute
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Taboo, we'd think you just like making little kids cry b:sad

    If it was a little kid it would be more understandable, seeing his rl pic, i can guarentee you he is not. lol
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  • Elednor - Harshlands
    Elednor - Harshlands Posts: 219 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *opens trading cards*

    Ewwww another Taboo card...anyone wana trade?
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  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *opens trading cards*

    Ewwww another Taboo card...anyone wana trade?

    you're just mad you didnt get the holographic Taboo card....keep trying, im sure you will get one eventually.
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  • Ligeia - Harshlands
    Ligeia - Harshlands Posts: 1,144 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    If you guys keep going on about those cards, someone with Photoshop wil eventually get bored enough...
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    Sig by Bakura~
  • Merkaba - Lost City
    Merkaba - Lost City Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I can't find anyone for my god damn BH, so don't tempt me, lol
  • Killermate - Harshlands
    Killermate - Harshlands Posts: 437 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    If you guys keep going on about those cards, someone with Photoshop wil eventually get bored enough...

    KDTradingCards.jpg
    b:avoid
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    KDTradingCards.jpg
    b:avoid

    Well done....now make 3 more for Durdey to print out and you guys will be another step ahead of the game.
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  • Acrelar - Harshlands
    Acrelar - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    KDMon! Gotta catch' em all!
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    Sig made by Scarlet
  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lol.....man, i dont understand why he had to photoshop a card at all. Dont they send like, a pack of playing cards with his monthly subscription to "Barbs Gone Wild"? You made it way harder than it had to be.
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  • Elednor - Harshlands
    Elednor - Harshlands Posts: 219 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    you're just mad you didnt get the holographic Taboo card....keep trying, im sure you will get one eventually.

    Nah, i traded my holographic Taboo for a limited edition Jlung card b:victory
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  • Taboo - Harshlands
    Taboo - Harshlands Posts: 1,420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Nah, i traded my holographic Taboo for a limited edition Jlung card b:victory

    The amount of **** sucking that goes on in zulu is unreal, keep up the good work.
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  • Hellsarcher - Harshlands
    Hellsarcher - Harshlands Posts: 965 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    KDTradingCards.jpg
    b:avoid

    ult..why do i find this not surprising b:laugh