what are the weirdest things plp asked you to do?

NinnaXXX - Sanctuary
NinnaXXX - Sanctuary Posts: 430 Arc User
edited June 2010 in Cleric
hai :D,

so was wondering what impossible or weird things did plp ask you to di before?

i'll start lol was helping in bh59 we were going to drake but suddenly someone got agrro of to many mobs so i started to bb( i was only cleric btw) then someone goes like healll me !! he starts running around i was like come to bb hurry, then he runs away from bb... he dies then he goes like why didnt you heal me ! i had like eumh i was doing bb? cant move maybe ^^"
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  • Darach - Dreamweaver
    Darach - Dreamweaver Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was asked to rush the reverex/dodo room in FB 39 with a friend. We were like sure why not! We're a high enough level. You tempest and I'll aramgeddon. Duh me... we both totally forgot about the dodo "stun" move. Lets just say a whole room full of aggro and two really dumb players that day.

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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Well this doesnt count of people asking "me" but i remember being in a 59 bh squad with some sins, a barb and a cleric and everyone was asking the sin (cuz he had the lure genie) to lure qianji, and i was all like "Ummm, hello <---veno here? ill lure it... thats what i do." that was wierd though.
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  • Sylredrae - Sanctuary
    Sylredrae - Sanctuary Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I've been asked to do a lot of things: help with bhs, fbs, TTs, save fail squads, buff, res... some randoms squads were funny in their own way, honestly. However there's ONE thing that deserves the prize for "Wierdest Request I've Ever Accepted."

    A facmate (another cleric) asked me to heal him while he killed some water boss south of Dreamweaver Port. As per the quest, no squad was permitted so he had to kill it himself and I just had to sit back and ironheart him.

    My jaw dropped when I got to the boss.

    It was lvl [?] and had over 2 million hp.

    Good joy. b:shocked
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    Auryl ~ lvl 100 Venomancer

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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Side note: BBing during Drake is a really, really bad idea...ijs
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  • Xiiia - Heavens Tear
    Xiiia - Heavens Tear Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I would say someone ask me to BB for Farren..
    cause 2 smart azz rogues runs in there while there still 2 more adds.
    aggro the boss so boss start aoe.
    for lvl 66 and 69 they cant even take 3 hits from Farren.
    both drop dead right infront of the boss.
    so I start rez both of them.
    before i can even say anything one for rogue stands up.
    boss goes aoe again..
    he drop dead again..

    so I was annoyed by that point cause the rogue are total re tard or some 10 year old.
    any rogue with a brain would not run into a room with 4+ rev cause they explode.
    especially when healer isnt with them.
    he couldnt even kill 1 before he died, in the whole run he does stupid things like that.

    So finally I decide take out the room of adds with boss in it.
    so i told the veno and tabber stay back.
    gave them the rezs told them not to stand up til i move the boss away.
    As i took out the adds i drag the boss away so they can stand up.
    they got up and moved away, and guess what now they want me to go heal them as im tanking the boss. lol
    in the next few sec the veno decide to attack the boss, send pet in and she start her spells.
    i say less then 2 hits she drop dead.
    now i have to tank boss rez another dead, and those rogues want me to heal them cause they are too god damn cheap to take a pot.

    now the rogue want me to start the bb so he can come in and dd..
    IM like you have cause enough problems just to get here and on the first boss..
    remind you I have rez these re tards more then 4x just getting to the boss.

    BB for Farren lol.. i never need to BB when i was lower lvl running this place.
  • King_Solomon - Heavens Tear
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,341 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was asked to tank mantavip without a cleric several times...
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  • Lyzzern - Lost City
    Lyzzern - Lost City Posts: 193 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I was asked to tank mantavip without a cleric several times...
    Haha lol funny :p Amazing how noobs make you laugh
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  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Xiiia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I would say someone ask me to BB for Farren..
    cause 2 smart azz rogues runs in there while there still 2 more adds.
    aggro the boss so boss start aoe.
    for lvl 66 and 69 they cant even take 3 hits from Farren.
    both drop dead right infront of the boss.
    so I start rez both of them.
    before i can even say anything one for rogue stands up.
    boss goes aoe again..
    he drop dead again..

    so I was annoyed by that point cause the rogue are total re tard or some 10 year old.
    any rogue with a brain would not run into a room with 4+ rev cause they explode.
    especially when healer isnt with them.
    he couldnt even kill 1 before he died, in the whole run he does stupid things like that.

    So finally I decide take out the room of adds with boss in it.
    so i told the veno and tabber stay back.
    gave them the rezs told them not to stand up til i move the boss away.
    As i took out the adds i drag the boss away so they can stand up.
    they got up and moved away, and guess what now they want me to go heal them as im tanking the boss. lol
    in the next few sec the veno decide to attack the boss, send pet in and she start her spells.
    i say less then 2 hits she drop dead.
    now i have to tank boss rez another dead, and those rogues want me to heal them cause they are too god damn cheap to take a pot.

    now the rogue want me to start the bb so he can come in and dd..
    IM like you have cause enough problems just to get here and on the first boss..
    remind you I have rez these re tards more then 4x just getting to the boss.

    BB for Farren lol.. i never need to BB when i was lower lvl running this place.
    I would of left both of them dead utill you and the Veno took out the adds.I can relate to this in another game as there are **** rogues in that one to.
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  • Asmodiel - Heavens Tear
    Asmodiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,442 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    As barb, ppl begging you to rez them. constantly...
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  • Qlngfu - Archosaur
    Qlngfu - Archosaur Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I was asked to tank mantavip without a cleric several times...
    oh_yea10.jpg

    from start to endb:surrender
  • Ahira - Lost City
    Ahira - Lost City Posts: 791 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Gosh I have been asked some silly things constantly during my time in this game.

    Its not like ppl are getting any smarter tho. The other week in nirvana (1st boss) ppl in my pt kept asking me to purify the EA tank because of mana drain. Now for those who havent been in nirvana that boss hits you with mana drain every several seconds! I try to explain thats its not as if the EA has mp charm or is potting for mana so purifying is pretty pointless because he's barely regen'ing any mana. -_______-'
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  • wnight
    wnight Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    While being Wizard : Constant Please Rez me b:chuckle
    When was playing Veno with Golem other Veno asked if i have SoF for sale b:embarrass
  • NinnaXXX - Sanctuary
    NinnaXXX - Sanctuary Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    lol xD when i was on my veno healing pet an archer with low hp came by and he like "heal me pls" i thought like eumh wrong person? then he goes again like "heal me" im like you kno im a veno right? o.o we cant heal plp ^^"
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    is not that our aim is too high
    and we miss it
    but that it's too low and
    we reach it.
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  • Narn_Taborin - Dreamweaver
    Narn_Taborin - Dreamweaver Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I was asked to tank mantavip without a cleric several times...

    Yeah, me too.... oh wait...

    b:cool
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    People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.

    Cleric's First Rule:

    Those who die through their own stupidity, goes to town. 'Nuff said.
  • Drakva - Dreamweaver
    Drakva - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was asked to transfer chi to a barb in a BH69. He was level 84...b:surrender
    Using macros is like drinking...do it responsibly.
    Also, did you know clerics can heal themselves? b:puzzled
  • Hthor - Dreamweaver
    Hthor - Dreamweaver Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Xiiia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I would say someone ask me to BB for Farren..
    cause 2 smart azz rogues runs in there while there still 2 more adds.
    aggro the boss so boss start aoe.
    for lvl 66 and 69 they cant even take 3 hits from Farren.
    both drop dead right infront of the boss.
    so I start rez both of them.
    before i can even say anything one for rogue stands up.
    boss goes aoe again..
    he drop dead again..

    so I was annoyed by that point cause the rogue are total re tard or some 10 year old.
    any rogue with a brain would not run into a room with 4+ rev cause they explode.
    especially when healer isnt with them.
    he couldnt even kill 1 before he died, in the whole run he does stupid things like that.

    So finally I decide take out the room of adds with boss in it.
    so i told the veno and tabber stay back.
    gave them the rezs told them not to stand up til i move the boss away.
    As i took out the adds i drag the boss away so they can stand up.
    they got up and moved away, and guess what now they want me to go heal them as im tanking the boss. lol
    in the next few sec the veno decide to attack the boss, send pet in and she start her spells.
    i say less then 2 hits she drop dead.
    now i have to tank boss rez another dead, and those rogues want me to heal them cause they are too god damn cheap to take a pot.

    now the rogue want me to start the bb so he can come in and dd..
    IM like you have cause enough problems just to get here and on the first boss..
    remind you I have rez these re tards more then 4x just getting to the boss.

    BB for Farren lol.. i never need to BB when i was lower lvl running this place.

    TBH, I think all of us clerics have had that exact same situation T_T
  • Sylredrae - Sanctuary
    Sylredrae - Sanctuary Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lol, I have! On Glutt no less with all its bloodthirsty adds... Thank goodness Glutt attacks at range with a fire DoT..
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    Auryl ~ lvl 100 Venomancer

    Mainas ~ lvl 80 Barbarian

    Suirune ~ lvl 2X Psychic
  • AeonieX - Heavens Tear
    AeonieX - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Krisnda - Lost City wrote: »
    Well this doesnt count of people asking "me" but i remember being in a 59 bh squad with some sins, a barb and a cleric and everyone was asking the sin (cuz he had the lure genie) to lure qianji, and i was all like "Ummm, hello <---veno here? ill lure it... thats what i do." that was wierd though.

    Had that happen a lot in BH's with my Veno.
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  • DoomKaiser - Harshlands
    DoomKaiser - Harshlands Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    an archer once demanded that i RB in squad when every other member of our squad was a fist bm.b:chuckle Thats pretty fail on many levels. I mean a 8jun cleric should never RB cause our damage output is to great for most squads to make up for with it. On top of that RB screws fist bms over because they cant use tripple sparks.
    Your doubt is our powerb:thanks
  • Vienna - Dreamweaver
    Vienna - Dreamweaver Posts: 71 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    waaa wrong topic
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    flying past unicorn forest to find a BM dead in midair on one of thsoe magic platform

    "can you res me?"

    *looks at my bow*
    "sure, just let me fire arrows into your corpse until you start to move"
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  • Brutu - Heavens Tear
    Brutu - Heavens Tear Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was once asked at level 62 to tank and DD wyvern by myself because the cleric didn't want to die.

    It didn't end well.
  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    flying past unicorn forest to find a BM dead in midair on one of thsoe magic platform

    "can you res me?"

    *looks at my bow*
    "sure, just let me fire arrows into your corpse until you start to move"

    Lol.That happened to me as well when I was around Broken Bow Bluffs.I was on my Archer and got pm for a res.
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  • Gawker - Harshlands
    Gawker - Harshlands Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Once someone asked me to buff them after they decided to tick my charm when I was afk at wq a few times "trying to get my attention"
  • __Nanayo__ - Dreamweaver
    __Nanayo__ - Dreamweaver Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    This one time...during a school trip back in the day...

    This random gentleman in a really sharp 3-piece suit walks up to me and out of nowhere hands me a pineapple and a 20lb fish. I was slightly confused at first...then mortified as the words "If you please..." escaped his lips as he turned around and started unbuckling his belt...

    ...Oh wait. You mean ingame!

    Well...this is awkward...erm...

    *Flees*

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  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    A lvl 8x barb asked me to use BB right next to polearm.

    This was like my 2nd time killing that boss so I said "k, you know what you doing".

    Veno pulled Polearm; Barb uses flesh ream; I start BB; Barb scream "evry1 get into BB"; Polearm lauches his AOE; Me, wizzie and veno get 1-shotted from AoE; barb, sin and archer dies a few seconds later... b:surrender
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  • Qingzi - Harshlands
    Qingzi - Harshlands Posts: 232 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »
    A lvl 8x barb asked me to use BB right next to polearm.

    This was like my 2nd time killing that boss so I said "k, you know what you doing".

    Veno pulled Polearm; Barb uses flesh ream; I start BB; Barb scream "evry1 get into BB"; Polearm lauches his AOE; Me, wizzie and veno get 1-shotted from AoE; barb, sin and archer dies a few seconds later... b:surrender

    Ouch, seems you got into the I think physical AoE he has, it looks like he's breathing fire.
    Probably all barbs have been asked sometime to res someone who's dead.
    And I wasn't really asked, more forced to tank and heal myself during Fushma since the cleric thought he had an AoE when a wizard an earlier run died against him. That worked well though, Fushma died and I was like W00T!
  • Furries - Dreamweaver
    Furries - Dreamweaver Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    While playing cleric.

    player a:Hey can u res me plz?

    me:sure

    player a: thanks..

    *player a dissapears*

    sqaud mate 1: he just got to town?

    me: yeah i think he did:

    *player a returns to spot*

    player a: WTF dude i told u to res me..

    *facepalm*
    Killing level 80's with a lvl 60 is a lot more fun than killing level 90's with a level 100.
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Furries - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    While playing cleric.

    player a:Hey can u res me plz?

    me:sure

    player a: thanks..

    *player a dissapears*

    sqaud mate 1: he just got to town?

    me: yeah i think he did:

    *player a returns to spot*

    player a: WTF dude i told u to res me..

    *facepalm*

    rofl. So funny... and yet so true b:surrender
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
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  • Kanisha - Lost City
    Kanisha - Lost City Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I have two things to say to this.

    1) If they take off wthout the cleric they deserve to die.
    2) ive said it once ill say it again There is a time and place for everything. You dont try to rez when ppl are alive you heal them. U dont bb if u dont need to bb (especially when u are tanking)

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