What would your characters say about/to you if they could talk?

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  • Tonttuu - Heavens Tear
    Tonttuu - Heavens Tear Posts: 261 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Raviste - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Raviste: "If I have 100 coins for every time you get me killed, I could probably afford a lunar helm. >.>"

    Raviste is my smexy dj hrhrhrhrhhr
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Keph would say exactly the same things I say, usually.
    "Om nom nom snake!"
    "Worst thing about being me - eye level with monster crotch."
    "FACEPOUNCING TIME!!!" *rawr*

    ...definitely lots of rawr.
  • Raviste - Heavens Tear
    Raviste - Heavens Tear Posts: 288 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Tonttuu - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Raviste is my smexy dj hrhrhrhrhhr

    Lol hi there Nub. :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Retired - Radiance
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    LifeHunting: If only you ACTUALLY PICKED UP everything that dropped, maybe then I would be able to afford all the items You want!!

    Me: .....

    LifeHunting: Respond you idiot! I'm not doing another mob until then!

    Me: ... *presses forward arrow key*

    LifeHunting: YOU ****!!!!!!!! *goes running off*
  • VerenKaunis - Dreamweaver
    VerenKaunis - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,099 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    All the Ikureis would tell me to fail less. b:surrender
    This alt has been brought to you by lkurei - Harshlands.
    I'm a guy. b:sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] lol
    'I think most of us f2p players stopped caring about buying gold once the ani packs came in, bent the gold market over a chair and did unspeakable things to it. >_>' Miugre - Heavens Tear
  • Adalynne - Sanctuary
    Adalynne - Sanctuary Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Plume Shell You Idiot!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Zanryu: "Dude... stop making me use BB, my arm freaking hurts!!"
    Zoll: "Why the hell do I look like a stoner?!"
    Deception: "Stop staring at my ****! Although.. wow those are pretty nice *touches*"
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    does this top make my **** look big?
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    My girl would have so much to say to me. b:surrender Probably the one that comes out right now though would be: "Can you stop putting me in that cramped cat shop and level already? Everyone else we know is leveling, why can't you? Not to mention all the stiffness I have from sitting in that damn shop all day."


    And my psy would just say: "Can I do something now? I haven't done anything in so long. Please?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Zanryu: "Dude... stop making me use BB, my arm freaking hurts!!"
    QUOTE]

    my characters response:
    Hey! feel sory for me, my arm has had way too many straining injuries from these friken arrows this chick forces me to use!b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]<3 by Silvy
    Reborn ditzy archer with a serious oreo addiction =3

    '...cuz my IQ is just above what is required to function as a human' - tsumaru2
  • HB/ - Lost City27
    HB/ - Lost City27 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ;o mine would most probably say:
    "he's an idiot.. but meh.. i manage to put up with him"
  • abcyang
    abcyang Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Cleric - "Buy me some decent armour ya' cheapskate, 50 people have worn this ****.."

    and

    "Can we get a mount with panniers, Im sick of lugging 20 types of remedies around all day."

    My Psychic - "Lets level already, how many of these flamin' spiders do you need me to kill."
  • MirrorAlice - Sanctuary
    MirrorAlice - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Alice: Can we please just finish all of these bleeding quests?

    Cleric: At least you got to level i'm still 14!

    Sin: Lvl 10, here. I call dibs on the zebra bikini!

    Psy: *looks at the sin* Me too, and I want some fashion, you can fly now too.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    SanaeSenshi - Cleric Alt - 1x
    ReinaSwift - Assassin Alt - 0x
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    My character would probably say...

    -Quit killing me! I'm sick of dying from quests!
    -Get me better fashion, now!!!!!
    -I need more fashion...
    -Enough with the stupid blonde hair!!
    b:chuckleb:cute
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • Santacruz - Heavens Tear
    Santacruz - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Santacruz: stop expecting so much of me, im fragile b:sad
  • Iluc - Sanctuary
    Iluc - Sanctuary Posts: 83 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    iluc: for the last freaking time, i cant go faster! (claw bm)

    ilucbank: so you just want me to stand here and hold all this stuff? o.O when do i get paid
    "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
    "PWI-forums, when trolling your own forum aint enough" ~ iluc ~
    "dev A: oh hey guys we got a rubberbanding issue
    dev B: psh what ever look how many $100's we got today
    dev C: oh hey somebody can't buy item in botique from some glitch
    dev B: OMG NO MORE MONEY I'LL FIX IT IMMEDIATELY"
    quote from: Kairu_ - Sanctuary
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    LifeHunting: THANK YOU FOR FINALLY GIVING ME SOME DAMN PANTS!!!!!
  • Pressa - Heavens Tear
    Pressa - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,287 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Pressa says she isn't a barbarian and to stop treating her like it. She has issues having bugs in her pet bag and wishes her armor actually matched. She thinks herc has a really bad personality and is fat and wishes she could just make him go away. She also shares my wish of a hoodie for her rock monster she thinks thats a really good idea.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Santacruz - Heavens Tear
    Santacruz - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    LifeHunting: If only you ACTUALLY PICKED UP everything that dropped, maybe then I would be able to afford all the items You want!!

    Me: .....

    LifeHunting: Respond you idiot! I'm not doing another mob until then!

    Me: ... *presses forward arrow key*

    LifeHunting: YOU ****!!!!!!!! *goes running off*

    haha this one made me laugh
  • Delmarte - Lost City
    Delmarte - Lost City Posts: 216 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Mine would say...

    If you're gonna go afk, could use at least leave me sitting down comfortably? I've meditated so freaking much I've figured the meaning of life 7 times over!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    If I'm here I'm bored or procrastinating. b:cute
  • BKXIX - Heavens Tear
    BKXIX - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    "no not another giant snowman plz"
  • Airyll - Dreamweaver
    Airyll - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,882 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I have a feeling mine might be a lot more vindictive.

    One arrow for every time she died.

    Two arrows for every time she died and it was my fault.

    Three arrows for every time she died because I made a stupid blunder.

    Four arrows for every time I killed her on purpose while mucking about with friends.

    I really don't think she needs to say anything, at that point.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    FatherTed (Cleric) would say : "God **** why did that fail loser let me die trying to save idiots?"

    Alt#1 Undadeus (Psy) would say : "God**** why did this idiot even log me in other than to get hugs from Nana?"

    Alt#2 HerroKitty (Barb) would say : "God**** does this guy insist on running me into whole groups of mobs screaming 'I LOVE NOT BEING SQUISHIE!'?" aggroing the whole bunch . . . getting my **** kicked . . . spamming pots non-stop . . . and coming out the other side with a satisfied grin and a cigarette?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • Airyll - Dreamweaver
    Airyll - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,882 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Oh, if we're going to talk about alts, I'd appreciate my venomancer a lot more.

    "That death and this death was unreasonable, but she bought me a Herc and that more than makes up for it."

    You know, if I were to meet my Venomancer IRL my chances of surviving the encounter are 99.9% higher than if I met my archer.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I'll continue on alts :3

    Castalio (Veno) : Why did you level all my pets up to 60, let me get married, then abandon me?

    Nodenso (Cleric) : Why did you even make me? You already had a cleric and yet you made me get hurt so much because you 'wanted to remember what the beginner levels were like'? Do you know how badly that hurt?

    Insert 4 different barbs : Why did you abandon us at lvl 30?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Zan says he wants a bankai.
  • Zenzell - Dreamweaver
    Zenzell - Dreamweaver Posts: 289 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Zenzell says: I have voices in my head in multiple colors that wont go away!!! GET THE DAMN FISH OUT OF MAW HEAD!!!!!!!1111oneoneonewunQQQQqqqqqqque
    The 3 fundamental F's of Perfect World are "Fun, Fast, and Free."

    You may pick two.
  • Raaven - Sanctuary
    Raaven - Sanctuary Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lady Kumiko would say : Where the heck have you been, you know its been over a year since you were here?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Siggy Rotation time! Thanks to Zirconium for this lovely one!
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  • Kroria - Dreamweaver
    Kroria - Dreamweaver Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Kroria would probably just describe how disgusting it is to dig cow eyes out of taurox around the Twilight Temple... Mystical cow eyes...

    That or tell me to stop letting my pet Manacull die in dungeons when the boss is one more hit from death.
  • Klizzahrd - Lost City
    Klizzahrd - Lost City Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    My archer would say : Why am I pulling ammo from my a$$? Get me a friggin' quiver!

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