New Item - Cat shop Augmentation Cookies!

frankieraye
frankieraye Posts: 250 Arc User
edited April 2010 in General Discussion
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Let's be honest, it's not easy getting noticed as a cat shop in Archosaur. Hundreds of rival shops extend down the roads to the city gates, and Venomancer pets oftentimes end up covering your entire shop for long periods of time as their owners steadily muse over every shop but yours.

UNTIL NOW!

Cat Shop Augmentation Cookies are our latest addition to the PWI Boutique, and their purpose is simple; they exist to make you a better vendor faster! Simply purchase a few of these useful little gadgets at the Boutique, and then click+drag them to your Cat Shop's adorable little face. The more Cookies consumed, the larger your shop will become, and there is currently no known upper limit for the size that your shop can become; in fact, our physicists at the PWE Particle Accelerator have even theorized that, with enough cookies, your cat shop's gravitational field will literally pull customers toward it from across the map!

See the screen shots below and think about the dramatic difference in sales you'll be experiencing!


25 Cookies
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75 Cookies
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  • frankieraye
    frankieraye Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    300 Cookies
    BackOfHead2.jpg



    ~9000 Cookies
    OverTheWall3.jpg


    We believe these images speak for themselves. So what are you waiting for? Go on, press the "o" (oh) key, and to what it takes to attain vending success beyond your wildest dreams!

    Also, keep an eye out for two other exciting additions to the Boutique we've currently got in the works: Venomancer Pet Growth Biscuits and World Chat Font Size Adjusting Crackers!

    See you in-game!


    And also, Happy April Fools! :)
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  • Gandora - Harshlands
    Gandora - Harshlands Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    b:laugh Could you imagine what archo would look like if this was real?b:shockedb:laugh
  • RainbowVidel - Sanctuary
    RainbowVidel - Sanctuary Posts: 1,316 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Gandora - Harshlands wrote: »
    b:laugh Could you imagine what archo would look like if this was real?b:shockedb:laugh

    Imagine west Arch filled with giant catshops..... as if it wasn't laggy enough before.... O.o
  • Ursa - Dreamweaver
    Ursa - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,634 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    gotta admit, having a catshop with it's own gravity sounds nice. PPL will drop from their aerogear near my shop in Archosaur, no matter if unmount happens in DWP or 1k city.
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  • _Rosaly_ - Lost City
    _Rosaly_ - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    You really couldn't come up with a more believable april fools joke? b:lipcurl
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  • mulanrouge
    mulanrouge Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lmao!!!

    Wtb> Over 9000 Cookies!!!!
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  • Kaneharo - Dreamweaver
    Kaneharo - Dreamweaver Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    For 9000 cookies: "IT'S CATSHOPZILLA! EVERYONE RUN FROM IT'S OVERPRICED NUCLEAR GREEN FASHION!" But really, that picture alone made my day >_>
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  • Ursa - Dreamweaver
    Ursa - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,634 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    OMG!!!!
    it's over 9000!!!!!!!!
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  • Maiya - Lost City
    Maiya - Lost City Posts: 2,686 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    It's Godzilla! D:
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  • Maragon - Dreamweaver
    Maragon - Dreamweaver Posts: 645 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    can we get some screenies for the veno pet growth cookies toob:chuckle

    btw that last picture is hilarious
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  • HolyInferno - Sanctuary
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary Posts: 767 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    _Rosaly_ - Lost City wrote: »
    You really couldn't come up with a more believable april fools joke? b:lipcurl

    Just take the free lolz and be on your way. If it were even remotely believable and then turned out to be a joke, the forums will do what they do best:


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  • mulanrouge
    mulanrouge Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    they are more subtle because last year people fell for the April Fools majorly LOLOLOLOL...it was epic imo for those who did not read everything b:victory
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  • Suzume_chan - Heavens Tear
    Suzume_chan - Heavens Tear Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    whaha b:chuckle It does look cool, but yeah if it was true ... whoa I think you cant see anything anymore in archosuar xDb:cute
    b:cute
  • Paytah - Lost City
    Paytah - Lost City Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    over9000.jpg
    9000!!!!!!
  • blastnana
    blastnana Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Maiya - Lost City wrote: »
    It's Godzilla! D:

    i want to learn to play perfect world but i have a problem now i am angrey.I have a cleric at 73 lvl and my accont is deleted and i have a problem I want to recuperate my accont I have chence torecuperate please read my mesage and tell me pleaseb:surrenderb:shockedb:victory
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    9000cat.jpg
    b:shocked
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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  • mulanrouge
    mulanrouge Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    blastnana wrote: »
    i want to learn to play perfect world but i have a problem now i am angrey.I have a cleric at 73 lvl and my accont is deleted and i have a problem I want to recuperate my accont I have chence torecuperate please read my mesage and tell me pleaseb:surrenderb:shockedb:victory

    LOL what? b:shocked
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  • Heartstone - Dreamweaver
    Heartstone - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,338 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    WTB 9000 cookies!! ahh its so cute LOL
    I'm sorry for misspelling / mistyping and grammar b:surrender

    102 - Archer - Heartz
  • frankieraye
    frankieraye Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    blastnana wrote: »
    i want to learn to play perfect world but i have a problem now i am angrey.I have a cleric at 73 lvl and my accont is deleted and i have a problem I want to recuperate my accont I have chence torecuperate please read my mesage and tell me pleaseb:surrenderb:shockedb:victory

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  • Admante - Dreamweaver
    Admante - Dreamweaver Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I fell for it b:surrender
  • Qlngfu - Archosaur
    Qlngfu - Archosaur Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    i fell for it toob:surrender wouldnt be surpriced if another cs item was introduced to make shops more "outstanding"...
  • Myralis - Sanctuary
    Myralis - Sanctuary Posts: 977 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    OMG lol

    Im so happy no GMs could see my face while reading this news xD Was like:
    o_o!
    x__x
    O__O
    OO_________OO

    Oh holy...!

    Yes, I totally fell for it. Horrible idea, scared the crapy out of me lol
    Good job xD
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  • Maragon - Dreamweaver
    Maragon - Dreamweaver Posts: 645 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Ohhhhh Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Gandora - Harshlands
    Gandora - Harshlands Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Now imagine those in Tw, maybe on the crystal.
  • Airyll - Dreamweaver
    Airyll - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,882 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I didn't fall for it...

    ...but a little part of me still thinks it would be completely awesome.
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  • Xochilt - Lost City
    Xochilt - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I like how before I even clicked on this topic, the first line in preview showed "url.whatever_AprilFools.jpg".

    o.o
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Cookie? Really?
    cookie.jpg


    Oh...It's fake.
    nocookie.jpg




    Nice joke Frankie. Good to know you guys have a sense of humor. b:chuckle
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  • jaeseu
    jaeseu Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    LOL I almost believed it (forgot it was April Fools Day) and started to get really angry then finished reading the rest...XD
  • BIackTyphoon - Heavens Tear
    BIackTyphoon - Heavens Tear Posts: 249 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Damn i fell for it b:surrender
    So glad i read the next posts otherwise i might have started a Thread about "Stop sellign catshops cookies, its already laggy as it is"...
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  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Bravo on this years choice on an April Fools joke.

    I did not fall for it and actually logged in today soley to see what you would pull this year. Many of you probably were not here last year and last years did not turn out so well when it cost people an accumulated amount of 100's and if not 1000's of dollars in mistake purchases.

    That was a great read though with good pics to go with it.
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.

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