You know you play PW too much when...

These all came from my very own DreamWeaver server. I'd like to thank ODiNSLayeR for starting all those xD

You know your addicted to PW when...

you sit in the backyward waiting for the rare pet to spawn-ODiNSLayeR

when you get arrested for pking a person in a red shirt-ODiNSLayeR

when you accelerate in traffic and think "Holy path"-OpalAthame

when you hear a radio ad and wonder why they didn't WC-Vahala

when you dream about your catshop-Destini

ask to be buffed before a fight-Microheals

when you open a present and expect tokens-Mebrial

when you ask the teleport fee at an airport-Cida

when you look for nectar along the side of the road-Vahala

when you drown thinking you can stay underwater-ODiNSLayeR

when you ask a cop what his weapon's refine is-merik

when you think how many coins a cheeseburger is-Dyrlll

when farming=killing instead of growing crop-Dyrlll

when your pet demands food every 5 minutes-Mebrial

when you bring a laptop to the toilet with you-MiIady

when your excuse for murder is it was a quest-Cida

when you use so many acronyms its like a secret language-Flixix

when you dye your clothes using random dye-Escorian

when you have nightmares about dropping loot in PK-Ajay

when you try double jumping-Shae_SJA

when you get excited at a Hay For Sale sign-Sundance

when work is a BH daily-mebrial

when you ask a nurse for cleric buffs-Skarrg

when you go to a bank and try to store all your stuff in it-Nrgy

when you search eBay for molds-Weynn

ask if someone at a bus station if they can open TT for you-Skarrg

when you assume the head hunter is in a crowded area-ArchSeraph

when you ask your spouse to go on marriage quest-Skarrg

when you get knocked down and ask for a rez-Shae_SJA

when you see a dead guy and say "haha pwned"-microheals

when your carpool to work is a perfect squad-BaldwinBoy

when you call in sick to level up-YFFI

when wife is giving birth and you say"be there in 20 minutes. Role Call is almost done"-Skarrg

when someone speaks of blue balls and you think thats a good thing-Alaxan

when you call texts "PM's" or "whispers"-Graviora

when you think cars go through you in a busy street-Mebrial

when you sit in your car thinking that itll level and go faster-Skarrg

when your wife tries to tame the house cat-Flixix

when you get beat up and think"Damn Lag"-microheals

when school or work is part of WQ-Kicksumbutt

when you go to the zoo and try to embrace the tiger-Skarrg

when your underwater with a drowning pet and wonder why it just won't unsummon-ArchSeraph

when you think koolaid heals wounds-Mebrial

when you want a promotion and go to the PW promotions agent-Weynn

when you turn age 19 and ask for help with FB-Norhe

when you decorate a cubicle like an instance-SeventhSin

when you ask a random girl to embrace for chi-RelentesSage

if you ask your boss if he drops a mold if you kill him-Yako

when you hear "Pack" and think "Tokens"-Nrgy

when you try to fly on a sword-DragonBallZ

when you put tele's on your taxform-eone

when you get hurt and jump on a wall till your healed-Mariposita

when you jump off a house and try to make aerocraft appear-Orlin

when you run ppl over to pick up a tulip-SeventhSin

when you run over an animal and check for good drops-microheals

when you see a cop and think "oh snap a GM"-Inversion(faction)

when you get your **** beat and wonder why your charm didn't tick-SpiteFull

when your CC expires and you think it was smilies-Charlie_B

when your car is your "Epic Mount"-Mariposita

when you see an old man and ask how often he demon sparks now that he's 89-merik

when your resume says you've been in several TW's-Skarrg

when you tell boss/teacher "i'm tired so gonna log out now. Bye"-Nrgy

when you list PWI as a job on a resume-_Zanadu_

when you try to ride a deer as a mount-Charlie_B

when you try to hold a naked parade IRL-daithus

when you smack someone while shouting FLESH REAM-Orlin

when you send your cat at ppl to pull one-Skargg

when you wait for the safety lock to expire before going to the bathroom-ODiNSLayeR

when you pick up flowers with a pickaxe-Abocanhadora

when you try to turn your cat into an egg-Skarrg

Saitada - Sanctuary wrote: »

When you go to sleep and actually dream you are your character, grinding, and doing quests and your wife rolls over, ribs you with her elbow accidentally and you wake up calling her a kill stealer.

Sadly.... this really happened.

~Saitada

Happened to me too.I dreamt I was solo-ing a World Bossb:shocked

Aquarian - Lost City wrote: »

-when you use expresions like 'noob' 'KOS' and 'FTW!' irl XD

I use the word noob when i cant think of anything to scold a person
and pardon my noobiness but what is KOS exactly?

To Graviora: Nah its not lame. I thought it was pretty cool seeing my name up there too

lol That accelerate in traffic and thinking Holy Path one, came from personal experiance XD
Another one I had was "When you stop feeding your pet because you have a 'tome'"

That was the most entertaining WC has ever been.

I wonder how many of those someone actually did.
One time when I was outside I saw a small rock on the ground and got excited thinking "Oh! Element fragment! Those sell great in a catshop!".... While I was on my vacation too ><