Where is Nimpo?

Rawrgh - Raging Tide
Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
edited March 2010 in Tideswell (East)
So it seems that Nimpo has been MIA for the past few days and no one seems to know exactly where he is. This having many results, one of which being QQme not being able to bid this week for TW. So the question on everyone's mind is, where is Nimpo?

I decided to make a poll with my ideas of where Nimpo is and the the option that gets the most votes becomes fact, because as we all know, everything written on these forums is true.


Scenario 1: It was a quiet peace morning. Spring was coming and the weather was finally starting to warm up. Nimpo woke up, maybe had a cup of coffee. Whilst singing the "QQme QQyou" song to himself, Nimpo walked outside to get the paper. He approached the end of the driveway, picked up the paper, AND THEN HE WAS MAULED BY A BEAR? Where did the bear come from? Who knows. Why Nimpo? Because the bear is in Infamy. Why didn't anyone report a bear running around? Because it's a bear, and bears are cool.

The bear dragged Nimpo off where he was later found and eventually rushed off to the hospital. The bear was reported as saying, "It's his fault! He called me a nerd!".



Scenario 2: So how does Nimpo manage to cash shop? It's simple. Nimpo is really George Jung, one of the biggest coke dealers in the country and the right hand man of Pablo Escobar. While at a party the FBI and DEA immediately raid his home and he is arrested. In his house is found several grams of cocaine, a few million dollars in cash, a blow-up doll, a naked man in a pit (think Joe Dirt here) and a man sized fox suit.


Scenario 3: Nimpo had it all. High level, good gears, but he wanted more. So, last weekend he drove up to california, and raided PWE headquarters. He entered and began firing into the ceiling and shouted "I WANT A GM CAPE" the cape was sent to Nimpo's account, but as soon as he left to get on, it was discovered that the account was banned.


Scenario 4: Nimpo is trolling everyone. He's taking the TW money and using it to buy gold on archosaur server because he re-rolled there. Yes, you all just got trolled.


Scenario 5: I am Nimpo.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
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Comments

  • Soujiro_Z - Raging Tide
    Soujiro_Z - Raging Tide Posts: 427 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    omg so **** funny b:laughb:thanks
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    me are so confoosed
    O.o'
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Azula - Raging Tide
    Azula - Raging Tide Posts: 198 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I can'T decide between 1,3 and 5...
    Though I think I tend to 1 or 3 xD
    Born as a Sin,
    living a life full of death.
    The crimson liquid colored the snow,
    the eyes full of agony, you don't wanna know. ~Azula, Assasin, Infamy

    Arcrueid...reroll...NAO!b:angry
  • Esuna - Raging Tide
    Esuna - Raging Tide Posts: 830 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I was tempted to vote bears
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Gotta love the cash shop idiots.
  • IPwnUNub - Raging Tide
    IPwnUNub - Raging Tide Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I Choose 5! lmao..... you are such a joker
  • //asted - Archosaur5
    //asted - Archosaur5 Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    You do actually know number 2 is true, but it was weed.

    ~Asher
  • Accel - Raging Tide
    Accel - Raging Tide Posts: 673 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I like choice 3 and 5...
    You can't see me b:avoid.
  • IPwnUNub - Raging Tide
    IPwnUNub - Raging Tide Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Shhhhh =X lets just hope nothing happens to him b:thanks
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Nimpo's ...in my pants ... GET IT OUT , GET IT OUT !
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Etienelablue - Raging Tide
    Etienelablue - Raging Tide Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Nimpo's ...in my pants ... GET IT OUT , GET IT OUT !

    yummy !! I Envy Nimpo !!!
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I need more people to vote.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    What's a "Nimpo"?

    Also I chose number 3 lmao
  • Esuna - Raging Tide
    Esuna - Raging Tide Posts: 830 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    What's a "Nimpo"?

    Also I chose number 3 lmao

    You don't wanna know
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Gotta love the cash shop idiots.
  • NyssOne - Raging Tide
    NyssOne - Raging Tide Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    o.o tie btw 1, 3, n 5
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom
  • Kali - Raging Tide
    Kali - Raging Tide Posts: 798 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I vote bears. I like bears.b:shutup
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Russiee - Raging Tide
    Russiee - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Me and Kali found Nimpo. He was making out with Azula, she offered to go lower, so he did and fell in.
  • BeingHope - Raging Tide
    BeingHope - Raging Tide Posts: 1,869 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    This is so mean b:surrender

    I mean seriously, he could be traveling for spring break.

    Like I was gone for 7 days and I'm still traveling right now.

    So yeah....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Hiatus from April 2011
  • Esuna - Raging Tide
    Esuna - Raging Tide Posts: 830 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    BeingHope - Raging Tide wrote: »
    This is so mean b:surrender

    I mean seriously, he could be traveling for spring break.

    Like I was gone for 7 days and I'm still traveling right now.

    So yeah....

    It's not spring break here yet b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Gotta love the cash shop idiots.
  • Alliptica - Raging Tide
    Alliptica - Raging Tide Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    what i heard is dat Nimpoo rerolled to Arch b:chuckle
    -retired-

    now playing megaten and...Forsaken World ;)
  • ToyTank - Raging Tide
    ToyTank - Raging Tide Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    lawl nimpo is back on HL he is farming his gear for his BM and wizz atm.

    b:thanks he is trading me 210mill Friday for gold on HL.

    KK that's that enough with the conspiracy theories.

    b:bye
    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Since it is a tie, unless someone breaks it, the current truth is that While wearing my Nimpo disguise I got mauled by a bear who was actually a GM in disguise that later banned me.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Accel - Raging Tide
    Accel - Raging Tide Posts: 673 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Since it is a tie, unless someone breaks it, the current truth is that While wearing my Nimpo disguise I got mauled by a bear who was actually a GM in disguise that later banned me.

    Wouldn't you be Nimpo wearing a Rawrgh disguise b:question
    You can't see me b:avoid.
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Accel - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Wouldn't you be Nimpo wearing a Rawrgh disguise b:question

    me are agree with this.
    O.o
    b:puzzled
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Nimpo wearing a Rawrgh disguise wearing a Nimpo disguise.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    .....
    ow me brains
    Dx
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Accel - Raging Tide
    Accel - Raging Tide Posts: 673 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    So Nimpo is wearing two disguises... very interesting
    You can't see me b:avoid.
  • Esuna - Raging Tide
    Esuna - Raging Tide Posts: 830 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    .....
    ow me brains

    does not compute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Gotta love the cash shop idiots.
  • FapFapFap - Raging Tide
    FapFapFap - Raging Tide Posts: 436 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Awww we get at least lead now, but Nimpo will be absent for a while so the mystery continues b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Man - Raging Tide
    Man - Raging Tide Posts: 1,410 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    FapFapFap - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Awww we get at least lead now, but Nimpo will be absent for a while so the mystery continues b:victory

    Do not tell our secrets fap b:shutup, qqme is dead just forget about that noob faction.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Noob - Raging Tide
    Noob - Raging Tide Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    The tie has been broken! by the noob b:byeb:shocked Damn..those...bears
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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