QQme Recruiting!

QQme
... is recruiting 80+


QQme who?
QQme is currently one of RT's most fail factions, owning a few territories and having a large group of the server's hardest cashshoppers amongst our ranks.


So why would you need me?
As time passes, people decide to stop playing, move servers, or simply run out of money. Every faction faces this issue at some point, QQme is no different. Currently we have 154/200 people and not climbing, so there's still plenty of room for more active players. The more we get, the more we suck, right?


What do you guys do anyway?
QQme is a faction that mostly does nothing. FB/BH69/79/89/99, TT2-2/2-3/3-1/3-2/3-3 and Frostcovered City runs are boring instances that aren't being done multiple times a day in mostly every timezone. Currently a handful are just camping SZ and flooding WC, we would welcome more people to join us in exploring these areas with us.

On the weekends, we participate in wined Territory Wars, a PvP event where u fight about who is getting a cata. A lot of us are fairly new to TW and are being guided by a core of players unexperienced with PK/PvP from other servers where they failed hard. Besides getting to experience the thrill of massive perverted verbal action in faction chat during TW, members will be rewarded a part of the weekly TW earnings for participating in TWs. Some players choose to participate in PKing others randomly during the week, but there's no obligations to join PK parties or anything. You just have to sell us your gold for 100k each.

A bunch of us participate in cybering on Ventrilo, any member is welcome to join at any time for any reason, you have to bring your own handkerchiefs and your best performance to satisfy Nimpo/Man/ToyTank in roleplaying action. Common characters are shy NightRage in cute school girl uniform getting forced to do specific "jobs", dominating 34 year old teacher Motoko seducing her students, Bossy Esuna forcing his secretary to make some awkward things with the photocopier, but you can bring anything in you would like to experience with us.

So gaiz, I hurd u laik dramaz...
The most famous incidents are probably WC dramas. They involve pretty much any faction and I think there are very few players that haven't made sharp remarks over World Chat. Again, QQme is no different. People will taunt others over World Chat and on these forums about their awesome killing spree and how they broke a lv80's scouter by doing over 9000. It can't be helped, and to be honest we don't expect everyone on their best behaviour at all times.

We have a ground rule that can't be ignored though: regretting what u did. Insulting faction mates and people in general on multiple occasions, stealing drops or being a bigot will have no consequences as long as u feel sorry for it. We have people of multiple ethnicities and sexual orientations in QQme, but we don't need to tolerate ****-bashing, cuz u will be convicted to that orientation anyways. (we even have GSnipes, is speaking for itself, isn't it?)


I like the concept of QQme but... I don't like ____
Ah yes, the infamous "____ killed me, he is a jerk" incidents. We've had them before. In worse degrees than just multiple PKs. If you're mature enough, then usually our members are too in resolving trivial conflict. Unless it's something really awful, it can probably worked out. We're not asking you to become best friends with someone you had problems with before, but making love without having any feelings for each other is an offered option. First impressions aren't always everything, you need to pull down the pants.



Sounds good, where do I sign up?
Our forums, http://qqme.mmoguildsites.com/forums There is an Applications Thread somewhere. Not all of our members will be able to read what you wrote cuz their english sucks that much, they will add filthy comments. You can also read the rules, look up the Officer names for more questions or just enjoy the small array of private homemade videos and articles posted by our members on our forums. Usually your application is reviewed for 10 minutes if u sleep with some of the higher ranks till 1 day if no one is interested in it.

inb4 tl;dr, drama and kisses,

FapFapFap, random nab.


I thought writing that much would make our faction look more cool, but I was too lazy so I just used the template Esuna handed over to me.

If any1 reading this is interested in joining our faction - which I highly doubt, since every1 here is already attached to a faction and/or disliking QQme - just go there and apply: http://qqme.mmoguildsites.com/forums
Most of our loyal members are those who have made contact via any instance or pk with us before, so I advise u to consider joining QQme after that. May it be to nullify a prejudice or to confirm that we are just **** :P

Now back to ice cubes, cream and naked Esuna in my bed b:bye