Anarchy at your service

Limeball - Heavens Tear
Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
edited March 2010 in Etherblade (West)
Grieful greetings g.i.r.l.s and gentledudes,

A once well known, reputably infamous guild has been latley questioning
their influence and the positive fame riddled across Heaven's Tear.

They were hated, feared, resented, flamed and even hunted. You called them jerks,
idiots, cry babies, QQers, trash, noobs and every other name under our abnormally
large in game sun that the forum moderators and the overly-sensitive-to-bad-words
would not permit me to mention.

One would almost think that they got off with the server on the right foot. Well, on their
behalf i'd like to set things wrong again.

That was then. Now you love them. You send them hearts, hugs, congratulations and happy nice cute things. Then... you happened to meet a couple of their members outside of
safe zone.. you were all in pk mode. They dropped you before you could run up and give them a carebear smooch. Why..? You ponder this in world chat. How rude! What jerks!
All 3 were 10 levels higher than you!

Well this is because they're allergic to happy nice things. They don't like you. They don't like your dog, your sister, your brother or the pathetic space you occupy. They'd rather see you dead. They laugh at your horribly failed miserable attempts of calling them out to be jerks, then asking their officers to boot them. You see, you're all becoming rather slow at picking this up.

They're all jerks! They get kicks out of seeing your sore loser butt hit the pavement and then crying about it. Do it more! They beg of you. Complain about them in world chat! They love your attention. Attack them in Territory War! They love facerolling you then excusing your epicly failed attempt by calling it "TW experience."

Did some jerk bring a boss into town for tea? Did you just roll over and die for no reason?
Did your zhen squad get messed up from some idiot? Did someone steal your candy? Did someone give you a wedgie?

Blame them. It was their fault. They're the reason your girlfriend dumped you for your best friend.

They are Enrage.
Making bans an art form since 2009.

Anarchy at your service.
Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Cool story bro.
    Inb4QQ, inb4wittytrolls, inb4non-wittytrolls, inb4magichamstacomes, and most importantly, inb4lock.

    ...Oh wait, we don't have spoons. Disregard that last one >.<
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I like the other Enrage Ads Campaigns better. :(


    Amusing though nonetheless.



    <__<
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  • Limeball - Heavens Tear
    Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Although I appreciate your sarcasm Banana, i'm not a "bro" :)

    I could have done better, but i'm a little hungover.
    Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

    Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.
  • Pressa - Heavens Tear
    Pressa - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,287 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    b:worried that was just a tad lame limeball methinks you should try when your not "a little hungover"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cernunnosx - Heavens Tear
    Cernunnosx - Heavens Tear Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Pressa - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:worried that was just a tad lame limeball methinks you should try when your not "a little hungover"

    Think it still would have been lame sober, but hey however people get their kicks.

    Little things please little minds as they say
  • Asmodiel - Heavens Tear
    Asmodiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,442 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Who.....cares.....

    it's a GAME
    "One of the most important factors, not only in military matters but in life as a whole, is ... the ability to direct one's whole energies towards the fulfillment of a particular task." - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rytania - Heavens Tear
    Rytania - Heavens Tear Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    cernunnosx - Heavens Tear wrote: »

    Little Things Please Little Minds As They Say


    Omg It Spins!!!!!
  • Darksylph - Heavens Tear
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,816 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Cernunnosx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Little things please little minds as they say

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...
  • Favu - Heavens Tear
    Favu - Heavens Tear Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Lol.


    I'm going to start taking myself this seriously too, maybe I'll be cooler.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    heaven's tear ~ 100 cleric / 97 veno / 91 barb ~ soy lider de la faccion venganza
  • Pressa - Heavens Tear
    Pressa - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,287 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    Oh piece of candy...

    :O MY CANDY b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    EPIC THREAD IS EPIC

    Look at all the haters and trolls.

    GJ Lime, get ur Psy 90+ already. =p
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Smexxx - Heavens Tear
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh

    Slimeball <3
    And yea! Get to 90 already you lazy bum!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired.
  • Estuary - Heavens Tear
    Estuary - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh

    Slimeball <3
    And yea! Get to 90 already you lazy bum!

    b:beatup Trade me lvls already!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:cryb:cry QQ MOAR QQ b:cryb:cry
  • Smexxx - Heavens Tear
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Estuary - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:beatup Trade me lvls already!

    I'll trade you for smex and n00dz. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired.
  • Defected - Heavens Tear
    Defected - Heavens Tear Posts: 637 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    In before the lock. This is how it's done HT - Take notes on this post. I almost got nostalgic for a second there.


    I have no idea what the hell class your character is. Do they wear light armor?

    I might have to reinstall so I can log in and give you my armor. That's how win this post is.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Changed my mind. Permanently Retired - Only here to troll.
  • Smexxx - Heavens Tear
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    In before the lock. This is how it's done HT - Take notes on this post. I almost got nostalgic for a second there.


    I have no idea what the hell class your character is. Do they wear light armor?

    I might have to reinstall so I can log in and give you my armor. That's how win this post is.

    Psy's are arcane and sin's are light.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired.
  • Defected - Heavens Tear
    Defected - Heavens Tear Posts: 637 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Hmm...

    Then maybe a bright green outfit.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Changed my mind. Permanently Retired - Only here to troll.
  • Smexxx - Heavens Tear
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Hmm...

    Then maybe a bright green outfit.

    But Slimeball is an assassin, so give her yer gear. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired.
  • Estuary - Heavens Tear
    Estuary - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'll trade you for smex and n00dz. b:victory

    b:dirty

    Lime is sin and has LA. But you should reinstall, I'll take the green stuff xP

    Edit: Smexxx ninja'd me >:(
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:cryb:cry QQ MOAR QQ b:cryb:cry
  • Smexxx - Heavens Tear
    Smexxx - Heavens Tear Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Estuary - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:dirty

    Lime is sin and has LA. But you should reinstall, I'll take the green stuff xP

    Edit: Smexxx ninja'd me >:(

    I r pro ninja sometimes. Can't help it. >:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired.
  • Limeball - Heavens Tear
    Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Psh. You all only wish you were as ninja as Lime. :DD
    /Stealthstalkmode

    Get off my case, I'll get to 90 when I feel like it noobs.
    I'm 81 but the forum avvy dosen't like me.
    Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

    Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.
  • Estuary - Heavens Tear
    Estuary - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Limeball - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Psh. You all only wish you were as ninja as Lime. :DD
    /Stealthstalkmode

    Get off my case, I'll get to 90 when I feel like it noobs D:
    I'm 81 but the forum avvy dosen't like me.

    Maybe you're so ninja the forums haven't caught up yet?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:cryb:cry QQ MOAR QQ b:cryb:cry
  • Limeball - Heavens Tear
    Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Estuary - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Maybe you're so ninja the forums haven't caught up yet?

    Exactly :-D









    P.s. More hate please.
    Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

    Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.
  • Darksylph - Heavens Tear
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,816 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Limeball - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    P.s. More hate please.

    *Drinks Awareness Potion* (the rest of you without these can suck it b:chuckle)

    *chops Limey's head off* "That enough hate?" b:kiss
  • Limeball - Heavens Tear
    Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Just be careful it dosen't bite your hand off, It's still active for a few moments.

    But srsly, no. :[
    Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

    Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.
  • Darksylph - Heavens Tear
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,816 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Limeball - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Just be careful it dosen't bite your hand off, It's still active for a few moments.

    OW! Hey look your body is running around without its head!
    Limeball - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    But srsly, no. :[

    b:angryb:cryb:surrender
  • QueenBill - Heavens Tear
    QueenBill - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Just look at these self important Enrage noobs. Get OFF my forums!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    ~I kissed a boy and I liked it~
  • PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear
    PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    estuary - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:dirty

    Lime Is Sin And Has La. But You Should Reinstall, I'll Take The Green Stuff Xp

    Edit: Smexxx Ninja'd Me >:(

    No More Fash For You!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm the only Harpy, Who's Psychic and knows all!b:chuckleb:pleased

    Live Life How You wish To Live It.


    I love PWI, Teh Forums, and Konari b:thanks


    Is currently working on Wizzy (imo better than my Psy)b:surrender name: SaphiraGione
  • Estuary - Heavens Tear
    Estuary - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    No More Fash For You!

    b:cry But...

    I miss Defected too damn it!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:cryb:cry QQ MOAR QQ b:cryb:cry
  • Limeball - Heavens Tear
    Limeball - Heavens Tear Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Although I came in round the time he left, me too.

    Enrage is but a bunch of pansies nowadays, which only contributes to the oracle noob generation thinking we're carebears. Everyone's trying to get in on Tao and Enrage before the map's taken over, half the people joining (I'd like to say more, really) don't have a fricking clue who Enrage actually is and what they stand for.

    One person, some lowbie venomancer withdrew their application to Enrage weeks after they had submitted it and been rejected stating something along the lines of "I wish to formally withdraw my application from Enrage. I cannot join a guild that allows it's members to behave in such a foul manner." It was a good LoL.

    Half the time you ask Enrage to get up to some mischeif with you there's just silence. Then later you maybe hear a ".. oh sorry i'm in TT.. can't do it". Wussies. I've suggested many mischeif making ideas which are more than possible, and if sucsessful would have the whole server hunting us down for the rest of PWI's seemingly short life. But nah, they can't be bothered. There's only a select few (older members) who enjoy some good anarchy these days.

    Normally shaming your guild isn't something you'd do in the public forums but i've made countless attempts of pointing this out to them only to have it fall on deaf ears. Sure, Enrage gives you the freedom to do what you want, but first and foremost we're an evil guild, are we not? Or should I be using past tense, 'was'.?

    /Rant.
    Reikara - 94 HA/AA Veno - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Limeball -84 Assassin - Heaven's Tear - Retired
    Reikarah - 99 Seeker - Sanctuary - Retired

    Why do I stick around? I draw pwi fanart.

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