The newest veno build *wink wink*

Imamandamnit - Heavens Tear
Imamandamnit - Heavens Tear Posts: 87 Arc User
edited December 2009 in Venomancer
This is the oft seen but not yet described Seducer build veno,and i'm sure we can all agree that due to PWI's blatant greed rampage over the last 8 months its superior money making and cheap upkeep is a must for all you true f2p people out there.

In money making its incredibly overpowered as males everywhere(especially dumb barbs who have maybe 1 more braincell than a sharpened pencil if they're lucky)will throw coins at you in hopes of a quick panty shot or a tickle of the tummy.

A good eye for locations and poses is also a must for those special screenies to post up in forum,which can lead to attention from undesirable middle aged males who might actually have money to throw at you!Hmm possibly that may infact make them desirable to venos everywhere...never understood them to be honest.

Thats your two main sources of income,and if you followed the guide properly your only sources.

Your fighting skills aren't at all important,as this build(stated previously)requires no actual fighting,but you should invest all spirit into pouting skill and walking down the centre of archosaur skill(luckily it takes 0 spirit to max these so you're in the clear as far as getting down and dirty is concerned)...and swimming gracefully in black bikini in the sea skill(but not near anything higher than lvl 3 water mobs if you want to live)

For your armour and weapons...well you do need to invest in something black/pink/white that accentuates your hyper inflated and overly defined curves,but not armour!Clothing is where its at!Hot pants,miniskirts,bikini,ball room dresses with large v necks,this all attracts the desperate and hopeless of perfect world and you will make the few million you spent on these outfits back in no time.

You can just strip down to your underwear(or w/e the hell it is the venos wear under there)but this only takes you so far,you'll rarely get attention from males that are any higher than lvl 10.

Ah the weapon,well remember you don't fight so...yeah stick on gloves or something i don't care.

So there you have it,i wasted 10 minutes of my life(and for that i'm truly annoyed)writing up a guide thats probably more informative than most round here and about as usefull just for all you ungratefull morons in the hopes of you beating the sytem and surviving in this cruel perfect world...

Sadly it'll be locked but if i help even one ungratefull moron before that happens i will consider that a success.

Idiots.

Oh sheesh i forgot,remember to inflate your **** to maximum size at character creation!!!
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Comments

  • rinuruc
    rinuruc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    sticky it,... ;-)
  • Jellytops - Heavens Tear
    Jellytops - Heavens Tear Posts: 141 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    You forgot that you should also max out on the "seduction blink" skill b:shy
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  • _Surreal_ - Heavens Tear
    _Surreal_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,458 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    OHMIGOD!!!!!! this is what i have been searching forb:cutehow to play yuor veno "properly"b:chuckle
    sticky?? O.ob:cute
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  • Nyxya - Harshlands
    Nyxya - Harshlands Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    what is sad is that you wasted 5 min of my life too..
  • daphkate
    daphkate Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Hmm, typically, I would agree with this guide, but I don't. Usually, the men around level 50-69 or so are generally not stupid, at least on Sanc. They aren't total noobs anymore but they aren't at the top of the food chain - rather, have an inflated ego - so I'm certainly fine for now.
  • eatwithspoons
    eatwithspoons Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Threads made to troll or incite flames are not permitted on the forums and will be lockedb:victory
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