Clerics healing oneshots?!?!

Magicgerbil - Harshlands
Magicgerbil - Harshlands Posts: 84 Arc User
edited December 2009 in Cleric
I've seen plenty of clerics who, when complained to, rebuke with: "I can't heal a one-shot!" And then ragequit the squad....

Well now, thanks to the ingenuity of the Tideborn, i am proud to present to you a class which you can heal from a oneshot b:dirty

Sins... upon reaching level 39 obtain the skill Deaden Nerves... and from it's description, clerics now get a "second chance" with sins.


Never again do i want to hear "i can't heal a oneshot" ... at least not in reference to a sin above 39 who hasn't been fighting recently XD

[all of this is in jest, i've played cleric quite a bit, i understand that we can't depend upon you completely to keep us alive]
^^that's my disclaimer, don't flame... i just felt like throwing out a piece of humorous news to clerics about sins...
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  • storehammy
    storehammy Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    well...what if an archer mob kills teh assassin?
    hmmm?
    b:scorn
    double death FTW?
    b:chuckle
    hemoglobin: idk how the hell you can turn the word burrito into something sexual. perversion at its finest
    b:shocked
    Nastassiya - Sanctuary
    A clone of MagicHamsta... wow. He's original but you're not.

    Me are hibernating. *poof*
  • Magicgerbil - Harshlands
    Magicgerbil - Harshlands Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    storehammy wrote: »
    well...what if an archer mob kills teh assassin?
    hmmm?
    b:scorn
    double death FTW?
    b:chuckle
    b:victory
    This:
    Magicgerbil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Never again do i want to hear "i can't heal a oneshot" ... at least not in reference to a sin above 39 who hasn't been fighting recently XD
  • storehammy
    storehammy Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    hmm...yesh...
    b:chuckle
    hemoglobin: idk how the hell you can turn the word burrito into something sexual. perversion at its finest
    b:shocked
    Nastassiya - Sanctuary
    A clone of MagicHamsta... wow. He's original but you're not.

    Me are hibernating. *poof*
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    You can heal one-shots for the most part...its called Regeneration Aura.

    PRO in healing the lowbie Tideborns at the Wicked Pirate spot when they do their Supply Stash Oracles b:cuteb:chuckle
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  • storehammy
    storehammy Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    b:infuriated
    gaah me only managed to kill.....4 tideborn oracle noobs.
    b:sad
    hemoglobin: idk how the hell you can turn the word burrito into something sexual. perversion at its finest
    b:shocked
    Nastassiya - Sanctuary
    A clone of MagicHamsta... wow. He's original but you're not.

    Me are hibernating. *poof*
  • Magicgerbil - Harshlands
    Magicgerbil - Harshlands Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Well, to clarify... if the sin hasn't been fighting, and he randomly dies, then, and only then, does the cleric not have an excuse =P
  • storehammy
    storehammy Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Magicgerbil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Well, to clarify... if the sin hasn't been fighting, and he randomly dies, then, and only then, does the cleric not have an excuse =P

    lies...
    clerics always has an excuse....b:chuckle
    blame teh tank!
    XD
    hemoglobin: idk how the hell you can turn the word burrito into something sexual. perversion at its finest
    b:shocked
    Nastassiya - Sanctuary
    A clone of MagicHamsta... wow. He's original but you're not.

    Me are hibernating. *poof*
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Magicgerbil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Well, to clarify... if the sin hasn't been fighting, and he randomly dies, then, and only then, does the cleric not have an excuse =P

    How do you just randomly die? Not like any of our chars can have a heart attack standing in a city or anything b:chuckle
    storehammy wrote: »
    lies...
    clerics always has an excuse....b:chuckle
    blame teh tank!
    XD

    I like you....lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • ewingoil
    ewingoil Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    What is one shot my first time hearing this?
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Clerics can heal one-shots easily.

    It's called Resurrection.
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    i never actually heard any cleric say they cant heal a one shot. The ones i know, Heal. And hope the healed DONT get one shotted.
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  • Mcflugal - Lost City
    Mcflugal - Lost City Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    ewingoil wrote: »
    What is one shot my first time hearing this?

    One shot is when you get hit one time and die.
    Probly by a wizard or archer cuz of high powered attacks.
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    Call 'em "Sins"..."****" just sounds wrong.
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  • Sabella - Harshlands
    Sabella - Harshlands Posts: 213 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Clerics can heal one-shots easily.

    It's called Resurrection.

    +1
    roflmao
  • VILKASS - Sanctuary
    VILKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 278 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    storehammy wrote: »
    lies...
    clerics always has an excuse....b:chuckle
    blame teh tank!
    XD

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  • XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver
    XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver Posts: 455 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    RedsRose - Lost City wrote: »
    How do you just randomly die? Not like any of our chars can have a heart attack standing in a city or anything b:chuckle

    Round your parts I think they refer to such phenomena as 'Accidental AoE' don't they? b:avoid
  • Beeba - Lost City
    Beeba - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    b:chuckle It doesn't matter to me, I'm the one who will attempt to heal a lv.90 player lol I'm that generous, tho, it doesn't help much when I get one-shot b:surrender
  • Ewings - Heavens Tear
    Ewings - Heavens Tear Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Umm normally ppl dont know bout one shot in advance until it happens :P. The point being if u do get one shot now ull be blaming the assasin instead , when the fault still remains why did u pick on sumthing thats so overly powerful on ya w/o precautions.
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