Who Cut the Cheese?

Rue_Law - Lost City
Rue_Law - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
edited December 2009 in Suggestion Box
Games are meant to be entertaining, right? And PWI is no exception to this rule, a very entertaining game. But, who can argue that at least equally ammusing and entertaining is the worlwide pastime of cutting the cheese? That's right, for as long as ppl have been alive on this earth, FARTING has been an source of inexhaustable ammusement. So, I suggest that it be incorperated into PWI as a character action.

After all who could argue that they would not find it ammusing or even ROTFL at the prospect of hitting a button and watching and listening to thier character break wind in a variety of ways. A good random well played **** would send any player ROTFL. Perhaps even an occassional Death **** from a monster would be cool. After all, according to "South Park" The last thing you do before you die is "**** your pants". I mean who wouldn't go WTF?

Even the the action of fanning the air after another character farted, or holding ones nose would be an appropriate accompanying action. Perhaps farts should even be accompanied by a green cloud.

Perhaps even lighting one's own farts or another character's farts with a fireball would become a common pastime.

In closing, I offer the following quote from Jim Carey in "Liar Liar"

"I... did it!"

b:shocked

Pet Farts would be the worst though.
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  • daphkate
    daphkate Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Fail. We aren't 6 year olds playing the game.
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    <flying face palm> for when even a double face palm is just not enough....
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Opalmist - Heavens Tear
    Opalmist - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    ................. What?!?!?!
  • Rue_Law - Lost City
    Rue_Law - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Obviously my detractors do not know any adults who have any kind of real fun. They must either live in either a Disney channel fantasy or have parents that shelter them from the real world.

    Having been an adult longer than most of the people playing on this site have been alive, since pen and paper wargames were all there was, I have met thousands of adults that find Farting very ammusing. I have talked with dozens players on this game and hundreds of others elsewhere and they all agree with me that adding **** as a player action would be hillarious. The vast majority of players would really get a kick out of it.

    Except for purdish stick in the mud dull boring "Proper" people, who by the way, have no business playing mmorpg's.

    To all the detractors b:shutup
  • Brocktree - Dreamweaver
    Brocktree - Dreamweaver Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    ::walks in and sits down on a chair:: whats going on here? what are we talking about? ::lifts his leg slightly and rips one so loud and hard it sounds like a tommy gun going off and leaves the thread surounded with a sulfery oder that has the distinct cought-in-the-back-of-your-throat taste of catsup:: what? dont look at me like that! why dose everyone always blame it on the dog?!?!?!?!b:angryb:angryb:angryb:angry
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  • TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008
    TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008 Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    .........If I had three hands I would facepalm you soo hard....
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  • Raybeez - Lost City
    Raybeez - Lost City Posts: 149 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    HAHA! ya! I can see it now...after the Rising Tide exspansion has ran its course, the newest installment will be : Perfect World International: The Lingering Fartb:chuckle
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Rue_Law - Lost City wrote: »
    Obviously my detractors do not know any adults who have any kind of real fun. They must either live in either a Disney channel fantasy or have parents that shelter them from the real world.

    Having been an adult longer than most of the people playing on this site have been alive, since pen and paper wargames were all there was, I have met thousands of adults that find Farting very ammusing. I have talked with dozens players on this game and hundreds of others elsewhere and they all agree with me that adding **** as a player action would be hillarious. The vast majority of players would really get a kick out of it.

    Except for purdish stick in the mud dull boring "Proper" people, who by the way, have no business playing mmorpg's.

    To all the detractors b:shutup

    Ah, so your one of THOSE people eh? One of the people who can't stand to be criticized in any way. Well, sorry to break it to you, but not everyone is going to agree with your ideas. Personally, while I think a well timed **** joke to be funny, I don't think it belongs in a game like this. Seriously, there's a whole lot of...less than mature individuals that play this game for whatever reason. Imagine what people like that would do with a **** action? PvP servers would be littered with people farting over the dead bodies of those they killed. **** joke would be so common they'd lose all meaning, and therefore become much less funny. Plus, I just think there's better things the devs could be spending their time on then in game farting.
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  • Brocktree - Dreamweaver
    Brocktree - Dreamweaver Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Ah, so your one of THOSE people eh? One of the people who can't stand to be criticized in any way. Well, sorry to break it to you, but not everyone is going to agree with your ideas. Personally, while I think a well timed **** joke to be funny, I don't think it belongs in a game like this. Seriously, there's a whole lot of...less than mature individuals that play this game for whatever reason. Imagine what people like that would do with a **** action? PvP servers would be littered with people farting over the dead bodies of those they killed. **** joke would be so common they'd lose all meaning, and therefore become much less funny. Plus, I just think there's better things the devs could be spending their time on then in game farting.

    i would pay good money to see pvp servers loadede with people squating down and ripping one in the face of the fresh kill.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    (O.o)'
    fear mah....hamster ****?
    b:puzzled
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Thatz disgusting and immature... what are you a 10 yr old little boy?
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  • dimi3
    dimi3 Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    are u even sane? that disgusting....and i thougth so far the QQ trheads of tideborns replacing the regular classes are the worst or the gold price lowering but this.......
  • AnniRedriner - Sanctuary
    AnniRedriner - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Rue_Law - Lost City wrote: »
    FARTING has been an source of inexhaustable ammusement.

    Do you actually mean that you find farting funny? Er, what?
    And to be honest, I'd rather see more passive action from the character as it stands around such as looking around, shifting weight from one leg to the other.

    Oh, and as far as in character actions go, dances should really be fixed so they look like something, and looped until broken by jump / esc, whatever.
  • Rue_Law - Lost City
    Rue_Law - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    In response to the post reply that claims **** as an action has no place in this game. **** as an action has just as much place and value, Nay....even greater ammusement and entertainment value that the "Pumpkinhead pill and the "Big head kid pill" do. If there is room in the game for these diversions, there is room in this game for **** as an action.


    b:victory
  • Link_ - Dreamweaver
    Link_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    What the hell...


    Whats with people in these forums and farts today, some dumbass in off topic too
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  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    When I read the first couple sentences I wasn't sure to rofl or just facepalm. I did both.
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