You know you play PW too much when...

Kaneharo - Dreamweaver · December 2009

basically a small list of things you'd probably do if you play too much. Feel free to add to the list lol.

You know you play PW too much when:

1.When you make the clothes your character's wearing for yourself.
2.When you make your cat look like a Kowlin.
3.On a same note, make your pet rabbit look like a Huggy Hare.
3. You run away from butterflies.
4.On same note, try to kill said butterflies for Glaze.
5.You've modified your skateboard/snowboard/surfboard to look like a flying sword. (bonus points if you've actually made it fly.)
6. You get into a fight, and lose, blaming your friend for not healing/giving you buffs.
7. You're looking for ways to somehow make Ultimate Substances.
8. On said note, you actually find a way, and somehow use them.
9. You combine actual nectar and salvia to try and create a potion.
10. You try to "tame" a turtle in a nearby lake.
11. You have a pile of rocks in your front yard arranged to look like a Magmite.
12. On that note, said magmite actually moves.
13. You throw rocks down at someone/ something, and claim you're casting Stone Rain at them.

akidia · December 2009

This just made my day. b:laugh

BeingHope - Harshlands · December 2009

hahahahahahahahaha heres mine then b:laugh

You know you play PW too much when....

At school you claim your theory of making money is correct, "Buy $10 of gold, sell for 400-600k each! Then buy more, then sell high!"

In gym class you yell, "Why isn't the speed getting faster???" while eating blue candy that somehow glows...

You transform your car into a polarbear mount...

In English class you get marked down points for writing on an essay, "noob," "WQ," etc.

You tried to cut your hair and dye it exactly like your character, only realizing later that its hideous

b:chuckle lol

Clercie - Sanctuary · December 2009

5.You've modified your skateboard/snowboard/surfboard to look like a flying sword. (bonus points if you've actually made it fly.)

I like the fifth one:)

maybe also when you start to say every 5 mins to your parents: i want a fb?

Lairian - Sanctuary · December 2009

Another one of these, eh? Ok then, here's some of mine:

1) When you start referring to you telephone as a telecoustic.

2) When you try and double jump

3) When you wonder why you can't turn on "best performance" in a crowded area.

4) When you try and buy something from a cat

5) When you try and ride the panthers, elephants, polar bears, and pandas in the the zoo.

6) When you try and make wine with wood, coal, steel, and gravel.

7) When you try and carry around a bunch of stuff, and wonder why not everything fits in your pack.

8) When you call wars TWs.

9) When you wonder why you pet isn't looking to good after just giving it water for a few days.

10) (For guys only) When you try and carry around random girls for chi.

BeingHope - Harshlands · December 2009

LOL +1 on that one!!!!!!!!! b:laughb:laugh HAHAHAHAHAHA rofl that just gave me a laugh rofl

Aadi - Lost City · December 2009

Once on PW I was going on a willow stake farming spree. I was in the car one day and drove past a tree stump...automatically thought about stopping to farm it before I remembered that PW =/= rl b:surrender

FireSiren - Dreamweaver · December 2009

Hiya Kane!

...you try and train your pet cat to follow you everywhere, and then attack people with non-verbal commands.

...you run up to people, push them down and then yell, "I'm the PK master!"

...you walk into morgue, wave a tin foil and toilet paper roll wand, and then try and convice the dead bodies that they are, in fact, not dead, and only need to press the correct button to come back to life.

And finally, you know you play PW too much when you constantly have lucid dreams about actually BEING a veno... b:surrender

Rainstorms - Dreamweaver · December 2009

...you forgot what outside looks like.

...you look at your Scrabble letters and see ftw, lmao, rofl.

...you walk up to random people and try to squad them.

Faith_z - Sanctuary · December 2009

When you feel sick irl and want to spam ironheart to heal, while drinking blue lemonade for mana

Alyyy - Sanctuary · December 2009

when you dream of taming a rare ( T_T )

Bai_Qi - Heavens Tear · December 2009

NO, NO when u go into a Garden Ridge and see a box on a shelf with the word Apocarthy on it. I mean WTH?

TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008 · December 2009

....when you begin to see thunder outside, get a stick and believe you are casting wield thunder.
.....when you begin to think a weasel looks like Qingzi
..... when you think a dog, scorpion. or ant is a fb19 boss >.<
.....when you believe that the white tiger you saw at the zoo is a Barb in true form, same for a fox and venos
......when you can actually think your local pharmacist is an apothecary
......when you think one of the Wraiths is actually the headless horseman irl.
.....when you actually make the same exact faces that you type in chat irl.
.....when you believe NYC is a real life Archosaur

WickedSwords - Heavens Tear · December 2009

Guess i will tag along on this.
1)When keep punching someone and shouting "you been stun locked noob!"
2)When you turn age of 19 and shout "yay i can finally do my fb19!"
3)When you finished your daily errand and start wondering why didn't you received experience.
4)When you wanna take down your boss shouting to your colleagues "Looking for a squad for the boss!"
5)When you get injured and keep shouting "Need a cleric at*insert location*"

Dhboy - Dreamweaver · December 2009

Great post haha

XXSairaXx - Dreamweaver · December 2009

Oh gosh I would wear ANY of the armor and fashion in real life XDDDD

Cosplay FTW. b:surrender

Kaneharo - Dreamweaver · December 2009

Lol, these made my day. But, to add more:
...When you're in a large crowd, you worry about lag.
...On that same note, you yell that you're going to sell something, or that you're looking for a BH.
...You complain in history class because a country seems to own more areas than another.
...You attempt to combine oil, string and coal to make fabric, then try to combine it with wood, metal or leather to make armor for yourself.
...On that same note, you actually do it right.
...When the nurse asks why you're in the hospital, you reply that you tried to double jump to your neighbor's house.

Aquarian - Lost City · December 2009

Aqua's turn!!

-when you use expresions like 'noob' 'KOS' and 'FTW!' irl XD
-you RB gamma while studying for a history final
-half of the contacts in ur cell phone are in your faction
-you're dating someone you met ig
-you seriously envy your char's wardrobe
-you're calling in sick to work on december 16th
-you've been hit on in vent
-you've actually done a few of these things

Socordia - Lost City · December 2009

The fight one needs to be corrected into

You know you play PW too much when you get into a fight and lose and blame it on your HP Charm not ticking fast enough.

razad · December 2009

Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »

9) When you wonder why you pet isn't looking to good after just giving it water for a few days.

i lol'd in rl b:laugh

Saitada - Sanctuary · December 2009

When you go to sleep and actually dream you are your character, grinding, and doing quests and your wife rolls over, ribs you with her elbow accidentally and you wake up calling her a kill stealer.

Sadly.... this really happened.

~Saitada

KeyAxe - Heavens Tear · December 2009

When you find yourself in the middle of an african hot desert still playing with your laptop and when you realize where you are you don't know how you got there O.o

StormHydra - Sanctuary · December 2009

KeyAxe - Heavens Tear wrote: »

When you find yourself in the middle of an african hot desert still playing with your laptop and when you realize where you are you don't know how you got there O.o

Thats called Auto-pathing.

..You know you addicted when you automatically thought "auto-pathing" after reading that comment b:surrender

KeyAxe - Heavens Tear · December 2009

StormHydra - Sanctuary wrote: »

Thats called Auto-pathing.

..You know you addicted when you automatically thought "auto-pathing" after reading that comment b:surrender

i'm going to the desert!!!! Heeeelp!!!!b:shocked

adasam · March 2010

You know you play too much Perfect World when...

-At your local store/market, you yell: WTS Windsprint panther cheap PM me offers!

-When after a fight with a bully you get thrown down very hard and when you can't get up, you tell your friend (who knows nothing of PWI) to res you.

FateMakerr - Heavens Tear · March 2010

You know you play too much PWI when:

- On your midterm exam, you start filling in your login ID on the "Name" line.

Lairian - Sanctuary · March 2010

You know you play too much PWI when:

You go to the bank and ask them to store some of your things, and ask if they need any extension stones to make it all fit.

You see some pieces of coral in the store, and the first thing you think of is what your chances are of getting something other than tokens from opening it.

You look at a map and wonder why you can't see which faction owns each country.

You refer to texting as "pming".

When you start thinking dogs and cats come from eggs that need to be hatched at a certain person.

When you start calling store workers NPCs.

When you see a zombie movie, all you can think is "Why don't they get a barb to tank the mobs for them?"

When someone dies or is hurt, all you can think to do is try and ask for a cleric to heal/rez that person.

When you see an oversized sword, you wonder if you can use it to fly.

Krisnda - Lost City · March 2010

you know you play too much PW when you play as a veno, and in real life you yell BRAMBLE GUARD UP!!! when someone is punching you. XD

Asmodiel - Heavens Tear · March 2010

...when you see an albino person and yell 'WHITENAMED!!!! going to PK youuuu!!!!!!!!!!)

*no offense to any players who happen to be albino*

Krisnda - Lost City · March 2010

Asmodiel - Heavens Tear wrote: »

...when you see an albino person and yell 'WHITENAMED!!!! going to PK youuuu!!!!!!!!!!)

*no offense to any players who happen to be albino*

So if they blush, are they rednamed? XD

Asmodiel - Heavens Tear · March 2010

Krisnda - Lost City wrote: »

So if they blush, are they rednamed? XD

first pink-named ofc ^^

You know you play too much PW when

...you are about to marry and ask your beloved if he/she has the pack in inventory

You know you play PW too much when...

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