whats the best thing some one has said to your cleric

Newyn - Heavens Tear
Newyn - Heavens Tear Posts: 47 Arc User
edited December 2009 in Cleric
Sence we got "whats the worst thing some one has said to your cleric"
Lets do the opposite

So lets hear it what the best/funniest some one have told u as cleric.

For me my favorite is this:
Barb:WTH
Barb:WTF
Barb:OMG
Barb:How u do that?
Barb:DO u need help?
Me:Nope was only 14^^
Me:u need em to?
Barb:Yeap
Me:ok let me get another OMA

did OMA Orchid petatils at lvl 71
To Lazy to make 1. b:infuriated
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  • Maragon - Dreamweaver
    Maragon - Dreamweaver Posts: 645 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    1. a at the time high 8x low 9x wiz telling me i kick ... *hem* butt (kids read these)

    2. the best thing a barb can say to a cleric who has his finger hovering over the tempest button after the barb aggroes a whole fb19 "NOW"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    random barb was about to die so....

    -heals barb-
    barb: GTFO I CAN SOLO
    me: yesh
    barb: rez plz?
    me: no u can solo....right ?b:cute
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Jetue - Harshlands
    Jetue - Harshlands Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Random squad member: How the heck did you do that?
    Me: Magic!
    If you need to tell someone you how pro you are, you are not pro. Your reputation and skills should speak for you.
    -adaptation of one of the many quotes I love

    Favorite opening line when entering a squad:
    "Hi. So, am I the tank?"

    BMs are probably my favorite dds around. They aren't squishy, usually respect and protect the cleric, and in spite of the seemingly constant suicidal impulses, don't get me killed very often.

    Jetue - Squad based Cleric
    Status: Gone (ish)
  • Anfallas - Harshlands
    Anfallas - Harshlands Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    mind if I add u 2 friends list for bhs? b:cute
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Jetue - Harshlands wrote: »
    Random squad member: How the heck did you do that?
    Me: Magic!

    LOL!

    u aint getin 10 char form me
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Ussichu - Sanctuary
    Ussichu - Sanctuary Posts: 429 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "This frost runs goes so much faster with a cleric who knows how to time her (playing on a female char) heals with my stuns" - Some Pro BM, best Frost run i ever had too.
    Navarre was your everyday veno, until she learned her true form. Now she's fox walloping and purging over and over again.. all for a deep stinging, head hunting, wind pushing Assassin. Will there be inner harmony and myriad rainbows? But of course! Yuri&Lemon Find it on Fanfiction XD "Discovering Sanctuary" Chapter 2 is up ^_^
  • _Senpai_ - Sanctuary
    _Senpai_ - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    lv 45 Cleric (me at the time) , Lv 77 Barb in TT2-1 First Boss

    Barb: If i die, Jump of the Platform.

    Me: ok

    Barb: OH wow your actually keeping me alive

    Me:( spamming IH with 36% channeling)

    Barb: Your like the A Epic godly Cleric

    Barb: this can be a war story

    Veno(Barb GF): OMG I love u Senpai

    i got as far as Wurlord, AoE not my friend :(
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    I went on a BH with a fail squad back in 7x. The only person who knew what they were doing was one wiz...

    The other day I ran across him in OHT. He said he remembered me and that I was still the best cleric he had ever BHed with :3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "aadi is a forum ninja, always there, skirting thru the shadows... striking with quick posts while you are distracted by your own" -Alexeno(kin)
    "We talk about you because you're fab. b:cute" -Chillum
    "You live for forums. Like seriously."
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    haha lol

    heres one of mine, I have plenty to keep this thread going b:cute

    Me: Are you sure I shouldn't heal you? Your dying..
    Tank: Back off noob, I have pots and things. Your a nobody
    Me: okay....... >.>

    *seconds later*

    Tank: YOU GOT ME KILLED YOU (Excuse me, not going to say) CLERIC!!!!!! Rev me now and I'm gonna pk you outta here!
    Me: I said I could...
    Tank: You fail!!!!!



    b:cute One of my fail stories, was level 59 at the time, tank was lvl 73.... b:laugh
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • Ahira - Lost City
    Ahira - Lost City Posts: 791 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    You're the best fb cleric on LC! b:thanks
    --Retired--

    Factions: Forbiden, Genesis, Conqueror, BloodLust, Zen, Spectral
    Active October 2008- August 2009; Semi-active- May 2010
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    within 10min after creating my cleric

    "i think you're pretty"
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Undine - Dreamweaver
    Undine - Dreamweaver Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Outside of West arch sometime on my cleric. A random BM was dying so i cast IH on them to heal them up.

    Random BM: WTF WAS THAT LIGHT
    Me: gods divine punishment, better run b:surrender
    BM: WTF DID I DO TO THE GMs
    Me:Since when is a GM a god?
    BM:Since they start sending glowy s*** on random people! b:angry

    wtf moment o.o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Dynaskid_MM - Dreamweaver
    Dynaskid_MM - Dreamweaver Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    random barb was about to die so....

    -heals barb-
    barb: GTFO I CAN SOLO
    me: yesh
    barb: rez plz?
    me: no u can solo....right ?b:cute
    Jetue - Harshlands wrote: »
    Random squad member: How the heck did you do that?
    Me: Magic!

    hahha thats some funny **** **** XD
    too bad i dont have any funny things that happened to me....or maybe idk lol i dont remember b:chuckle
  • Graviora - Dreamweaver
    Graviora - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    After a failed RB run...
    Archer; OMFG! Why didn't you heal me?!
    Me; I told you to get out of range. You didn't listen to me and I was too busy healing the wizzie.
    Archer; WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
    Me; Heh.
    Archer; AND YOU SHOULD HAVE HEALED ME WHEN HE TRIED TO PK ME!!!
    Me; I would have too... but he got to it first.
    Archer; Blacklisted

    b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tenshi - Harshlands
    Tenshi - Harshlands Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    After did my cleric on LC:

    "OMG, you look sexy!" b:dirty

    After did my cleric on Harshland:

    "Your cleric(this male one) looks like prince of hell! Fantastic!" b:cute Said by female cleric ^^

    I was at Silver Pool area, and someone pmed me "Can you, MIGHTY CLERIC, rezz me pls? " ..... after this "Thank you, MIGHTY CLERIC!" Me: *blusssh* ^///^
    *^ My alt ^w^

    **^ Horny woman in real playing MALE sexy cleric. <3
  • Nikamerece - Lost City
    Nikamerece - Lost City Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    It's not so much "saying" as doing. A few friends in the low to mid 70's always ask me to come along when they have quests to do that require more pots than they care to buy. There are clerics higher than I am who they don't care to ask so it's pretty neat.

    I thought barbs were suicidal... archers and blademasters are much worse when they know they have a cleric at their disposal b:chuckle
    Cleric Power! b:chuckle Clericism movement anyone? =D

    "We are not your slaves,
    We are not your babysitters,
    We are not your personal med-pack,
    We are Clerics, god dammit,
    And if your death means the survival of the squad as a whole,
    Well...I'll see you in hell..."
    -Sralyn [Dreamweaver]
  • Sralyn - Dreamweaver
    Sralyn - Dreamweaver Posts: 164 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Wiz: "Wow, you're a really good cleric."

    Me: "LIES!" (I'm really obnoxiously modest, so I tend to disagree when people compliment me. >.>)

    Wiz: "No, really. Most clerics spam heal the tank and go get a bag of chips or something. You really care about us all and keep everyone alive."

    Was during his fb69 20x3. I was ~74.
    We are not your slaves,
    We are not your babysitters,
    We are not your personal med-pack,
    We are Clerics, god dammit,
    And if your death means the survival of the squad as a whole,
    Well...I'll see you in hell...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Raviste - Heavens Tear
    Raviste - Heavens Tear Posts: 288 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "Wow, I never knew a cleric could do that" <-- after I tanked Krimson a few weeks ago. b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Retired - Radiance
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Jetue - Harshlands wrote: »
    Random squad member: How the heck did you do that?
    Me: Magic!

    b:shocked
    so thats where me mysteriously disappeared to.
    (>.<)
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RezzErection - Harshlands
    RezzErection - Harshlands Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    ive never been told nice thingsb:sad
  • Skimi - Dreamweaver
    Skimi - Dreamweaver Posts: 333 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Hmm lots of good things, barely heard anything bad, played other classes before started cleric and already knew what have to do, cleric build is for pve only(max heals, p.def gear, max dmg). To places where other ppl brought 2 clerics i go alone, often people are surprised :)
  • Sevas - Heavens Tear
    Sevas - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,132 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Barb: I'll tank anything for you. I know you'll keep me alive.
    Me: Sweet! Tank my OHT boss. b:cute
  • JanusZeal - Heavens Tear
    JanusZeal - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,852 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Some have said I'm the best cleric they know, which makes me think they haven't been around many decent clerics, but nonetheless, it's good to hear from others when you do your class' job well.
  • Seylia - Heavens Tear
    Seylia - Heavens Tear Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    BeingHope - Harshlands wrote: »
    haha lol

    heres one of mine, I have plenty to keep this thread going b:cute

    Me: Are you sure I shouldn't heal you? Your dying..
    Tank: Back off noob, I have pots and things. Your a nobody
    Me: okay....... >.>

    *seconds later*

    Tank: YOU GOT ME KILLED YOU (Excuse me, not going to say) CLERIC!!!!!! Rev me now and I'm gonna pk you outta here!
    Me: I said I could...
    Tank: You fail!!!!!



    b:cute One of my fail stories, was level 59 at the time, tank was lvl 73.... b:laugh

    I swear, that's happened to me too many times, I don't understand why they won't just let us heal them!

    Fail barbs. (Some BMs too).
  • KimikoLight - Sanctuary
    KimikoLight - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Seylia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I swear, that's happened to me too many times, I don't understand why they won't just let us heal them!

    Fail barbs. (Some BMs too).

    b:chuckle Happens to me as well. I just tell them "Well Look who is dead and wont stop QQ'n. Bet you now wish you would have accepted my heals. b:cool"

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