Oracle Hatred

With the upcoming expansion is sure to come the always beloved "Oracle Hatred" for people who have the money, effort, and time to collect them in order to grow quickly in level. Here are a few things for the rest of you to remember.


A) We don't come online to que up, if you think we have to wait in "YOUR" lines to kill what we need, we don't.

It isn't "YOUR" mobile unless you do over 50% damage.

C) The GM's will not take "YOUR" side on an issue they've said hundreds upon thousands of times isn't against the rules.

D) Flaming us in world chat doesn't effect us, it just makes you look like a whiny kid.

E) Stop complaining and start killing, who knows you may just manage to get a kill from us.

F) Calling in your faction won't do anything to us, it'll just get them banned for harassment if they don't have the quest.

G) Having people spam us with hate mail doesn't effect us, it's called blacklist.

H) Threatening to "PWN" us just makes us laugh, you might as well stop while you're ahead.

I) The world does not revolve around you, get over it.

J) Yes, I am a *****, again get over it.

K) Yes, I do intend to get to Z, just let me figure out what else to say about you.

L) Where was I? Oh right, if you had the money you'd do it too so don't sit there being a walking hypocrite.

M) You may have 10 Oracles but we have thousands, it takes us longer. Go level and come back when we're done and running TT and FF.

N) There is no point spamming the forums with "GMs DO SUMTHIN!!!111!!!", they've said there's no offense.

O) You've probably stopped reading by now huh?

P) If not, just remember you can profit off us if you're smart. Why sit there for days trying to steal a kill when you can sell us your oracles at inflated prices. Set up shop and come back an hour later with millions, you can stop whining and but some good gear then.

Q) "QQing" does nothing but make us blacklist you quicker. (Yeah I know, I did QQ as Q, funny no?)

R) Sitting there doing "WTF dude!!! Go away!" won't make us leave, we'll go away when we're done.

S) Have you noticed I'm repeating alot in different words? Good, you're paying attention then.

T) Stop complaining and talk like an adult, alot of people find we're not bad people but we have alot to do and want them done. Hell some are even rewarded for not being a pain in our ***.

U) Some of us thrive off the negativity as well so insulting us may just make us do more to irritate you and laugh our *** off.

V) Smart people know that you can also work with us, trade your other oracles for ours, we'll move to the other spawn to do those and come back.

W) GM's already added multiples of alot of the Oracle mobiles so you really can't complain at certain spawns. (Pirate, Wolf, etc)

X) We're almost done, aren't you excited?

Y) This is a "GAME" relax, enjoy it as a "GAME" not as if life depended on it. Or as others might say "Chill dude."

Z) And finally, if you don't listen to any of that then listen to this... STFU AND LEAVE US ALONE. *bows* Thank you, thank you very much.