Wizzical's Insanely Stupid Wizard Guide

Wizzical - Dreamweaver
Wizzical - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
edited October 2009 in Wizard
First off, I have to say that if your rolling a wizard, you in for it at low levels. Endgame, you suck and anyone can kill you. But, in the beginning, up to around level 60, you will pwn! Crown of Flames is the best skill ever! You will rule in PVP in the beginning, but suck endgame!
There are many types of wizards, but I think only one pwns, and the others are very, very bad! Well, one other is okay...

The Builds

Arcane- Low damage, low M. Def, low P. Def, low killing. NEXT!

LA- Same as Arcane exept slightly higher crit.

HA- Okay, but the low P. Def will kill you in PVP and TW.

HA Melee Mage- This is the way to go!!! Awesome M. Def and M. Atk! Awesome P. Def and P. Atk! You will pwn early on, but fail endgame. Wizards suck endgame!

Basic PVP Tips

Early Game- just press random buttons, you will win.

Endgame- there's no chance for you whatsoever. Give up!

Sage or Demon?

It doesn't really matter, getting to 89 is hell, and getting past it is not worth it. You shouldn't even think about this!

Wizzical's Skill Chart

The only good spells are: Pyroshell, Crown of Flames, Emberstorm, Morning Dew, Hailstorm, Pitfall, and Elemental Invocation. All these skills rule, and all other skills suck. Max these, and don't level any of the others.
Well, thats my guide, hope it helped you roll an awesome mage!

This guide is not real...
no profanity please, even in Latin
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  • Taarloor - Harshlands
    Taarloor - Harshlands Posts: 472 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    b:shockedb:bye
  • idynasty
    idynasty Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    lol. me luvs the guide b:dirty
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    b:shocked
    <---rerolls to follow his guide.

    woooot MELEE HEAVY HAMSTER WIZARD GO!
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Hizaki - Dreamweaver
    Hizaki - Dreamweaver Posts: 181 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Melee hamsta? cools
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Hizaki - 89 Wizard
    Gansuringa - 25 Assassin
    Skype: Only4hahni
  • BrownflameZ - Lost City
    BrownflameZ - Lost City Posts: 416 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    .... You deserve to get shot.
  • Melusive - Heavens Tear
    Melusive - Heavens Tear Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    This actually gave me a good laugh. b:chuckle
  • TheBlackMage - Lost City
    TheBlackMage - Lost City Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Zomg someone sticky this!...................................................jk

    RELEASE THE MELEE HAMSTA!!! >:D
    *the sounds of screaming childern can be heard in the distance*
    Things I've caught myself saying while playing my mage:
    "Boom Headshot!"
    "Flame On!"
    "Ice Ice Baby!"
    *while using Dragon's Breath* "I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you..."
    "You know what they say about mages with big mp bars."
  • Ophelius - Dreamweaver
    Ophelius - Dreamweaver Posts: 208 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I'll reroll a fist BM. XD

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