Enrage Guildies for Hire!
Alphanei - Heavens Tear
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Need a cleric for your BH? Missing a barb to tank your TT? Or maybe you're looking for that last DD you need for your RB.
Look no further, for now you got your oh-so-beloved Enrage of Heaven's Tear to help you out! At a very negotiable price, we can ship one of our guildies into your party for you to finally get that run started. Because I have a short time before class, let's skip all the propaganda and get to business.
Initial fee (IF) = character level x 5000 (yep just 5k!)
Classes: Character classes must be taken into account. We have limited number of certain classes (i.e. wizards) in our guild and barbs seem in high demand, therefore we must adjust prices accordingly.
Clerics: IF x 3
Barbs: IF x 5
Archers: IF x 2
Blademasters: IF x 2
Wizards: IF x 4 (we are very short on our cute lil wizzies.)
Venomancers: IF x 3 (even though we are not short on venos, they need a bit more coin to persuade them from their ability to solo almost anything to go out for hire)
Character Gender: Enrage has a rather high number of female players who might be offended at random people checking out their sexy characters. Plus, our females must be pleased at all times to grace us with their spam on gchat. On the other hand, the male players with female characters might feel awkward should another male player be checking out their toon. Thus, we must factor these into the costs.
Male playing male char: x 1.5
Female playing female char: x 5
Male playing female char: x 2.5
Alpha/Mircea: x 2
Ego meter: of course as defected once put it, egos must be taken into account for Enrage cannot be seen with mere level 30s without hurting their well-known over-inflated egos. Ego ratings range from 0-10, with 0 being no self-esteem to the point of suicide to 10 being unbearable.
Ex. EnrageHerb=0
Alpha: 8.23846520147
Carnivorix: 11
Ego ratings will be factored into the price by Ego rating x10 (so Carnivorix will be 11x10xcurrent price).
Guild standings: Officers and such are in greater demand of course. We don't have many to lend out.
Leader: x100
Executors: x50
Normal peeps: x10 just for kicks.
Therefore, let's use Alpha as an example:
Hiring Price = 94 x 5000 x 3 x 2 x 82.3846520147 x 10 = 2,323,247,180 coins (rounded down for your convenience!)
Awww so cheap for Enrage's "puny" cleric.
The guild will take full payment before sending our dear member outside. Please contact our officers for any questions regarding Enrage Guildies for Hire or to negotiate prices.
PS. Other prices may apply for optional services such as screenshots with members or flirting. Prices may fluctuate depending on the marriage status of wanted character as well.
Look no further, for now you got your oh-so-beloved Enrage of Heaven's Tear to help you out! At a very negotiable price, we can ship one of our guildies into your party for you to finally get that run started. Because I have a short time before class, let's skip all the propaganda and get to business.
Initial fee (IF) = character level x 5000 (yep just 5k!)
Classes: Character classes must be taken into account. We have limited number of certain classes (i.e. wizards) in our guild and barbs seem in high demand, therefore we must adjust prices accordingly.
Clerics: IF x 3
Barbs: IF x 5
Archers: IF x 2
Blademasters: IF x 2
Wizards: IF x 4 (we are very short on our cute lil wizzies.)
Venomancers: IF x 3 (even though we are not short on venos, they need a bit more coin to persuade them from their ability to solo almost anything to go out for hire)
Character Gender: Enrage has a rather high number of female players who might be offended at random people checking out their sexy characters. Plus, our females must be pleased at all times to grace us with their spam on gchat. On the other hand, the male players with female characters might feel awkward should another male player be checking out their toon. Thus, we must factor these into the costs.
Male playing male char: x 1.5
Female playing female char: x 5
Male playing female char: x 2.5
Alpha/Mircea: x 2
Ego meter: of course as defected once put it, egos must be taken into account for Enrage cannot be seen with mere level 30s without hurting their well-known over-inflated egos. Ego ratings range from 0-10, with 0 being no self-esteem to the point of suicide to 10 being unbearable.
Ex. EnrageHerb=0
Alpha: 8.23846520147
Carnivorix: 11
Ego ratings will be factored into the price by Ego rating x10 (so Carnivorix will be 11x10xcurrent price).
Guild standings: Officers and such are in greater demand of course. We don't have many to lend out.
Leader: x100
Executors: x50
Normal peeps: x10 just for kicks.
Therefore, let's use Alpha as an example:
Hiring Price = 94 x 5000 x 3 x 2 x 82.3846520147 x 10 = 2,323,247,180 coins (rounded down for your convenience!)
Awww so cheap for Enrage's "puny" cleric.
The guild will take full payment before sending our dear member outside. Please contact our officers for any questions regarding Enrage Guildies for Hire or to negotiate prices.
PS. Other prices may apply for optional services such as screenshots with members or flirting. Prices may fluctuate depending on the marriage status of wanted character as well.
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That was unquestionably the most epic first post in the history of forums/blogs/whateverthe****s.b:victoryMeh, saw a couple other people doing this so...
"Time to kill a famous thread then." andracil
"Banning a troll is the ultimate troll my good sirs" eatwithspoons
"Be careful about all of the GIRLs (Guy in RL) that you meet." eatwithspoons
"We are all trolls or else we wouldn't have so many posts under our names. Deal with it." Sevas - Heavens Tear
"Necro hunting >:3
Also, I'm in someone's sig!" andracil (Sorry, I had to.b:surrender)
"Welcome to the forums. You will die here." Konariraiden - Heavens Tear0 -
Not bad, pretty funny. I still prefer the original though, especially the QQ procedures. b:victory
http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=257272[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Poison - Heavens Tear wrote: »Not bad, pretty funny. I still prefer the original though, especially the QQ procedures. b:victory
http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=257272
of course, of course
This post was only to remind myself and whoever's in still Enrage who was around that time of a joke that Hisui, defected, and I shared in gchat long ago XD0 -
I miss all the WC QQ back then... It was much more entertaining than the current WC QQ.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Alphanei - Heavens Tear wrote: »Need a cleric for your BH? Missing a barb to tank your TT? Or maybe you're looking for that last DD you need for your RB.
Look no further, for now you got your oh-so-beloved Enrage of Heaven's Tear to help you out! At a very negotiable price, we can ship one of our guildies into your party for you to finally get that run started. Because I have a short time before class, let's skip all the propaganda and get to business.
Initial fee (IF) = character level x 5000 (yep just 5k!)
Classes: Character classes must be taken into account. We have limited number of certain classes (i.e. wizards) in our guild and barbs seem in high demand, therefore we must adjust prices accordingly.
Clerics: IF x 3
Barbs: IF x 5
Archers: IF x 2
Blademasters: IF x 2
Wizards: IF x 4 (we are very short on our cute lil wizzies.)
Venomancers: IF x 3 (even though we are not short on venos, they need a bit more coin to persuade them from their ability to solo almost anything to go out for hire)
Character Gender: Enrage has a rather high number of female players who might be offended at random people checking out their sexy characters. Plus, our females must be pleased at all times to grace us with their spam on gchat. On the other hand, the male players with female characters might feel awkward should another male player be checking out their toon. Thus, we must factor these into the costs.
Male playing male char: x 1.5
Female playing female char: x 5
Male playing female char: x 2.5
Alpha/Mircea: x 2
Ego meter: of course as defected once put it, egos must be taken into account for Enrage cannot be seen with mere level 30s without hurting their well-known over-inflated egos. Ego ratings range from 0-10, with 0 being no self-esteem to the point of suicide to 10 being unbearable.
Ex. EnrageHerb=0
Alpha: 8.23846520147
Carnivorix: 11
Ego ratings will be factored into the price by Ego rating x10 (so Carnivorix will be 11x10xcurrent price).
Guild standings: Officers and such are in greater demand of course. We don't have many to lend out.
Leader: x100
Executors: x50
Normal peeps: x10 just for kicks.
Therefore, let's use Alpha as an example:
Hiring Price = 94 x 5000 x 3 x 2 x 82.3846520147 x 10 = 2,323,247,180 coins (rounded down for your convenience!)
Awww so cheap for Enrage's "puny" cleric.
The guild will take full payment before sending our dear member outside. Please contact our officers for any questions regarding Enrage Guildies for Hire or to negotiate prices.
PS. Other prices may apply for optional services such as screenshots with members or flirting. Prices may fluctuate depending on the marriage status of wanted character as well.
i guess it was funny when they did it the 1st time[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Its funny cuz he actually bothered to take the time to write all that. Gotta admire the effort, even though he failed ^^PWI:
"Free to play. Pay to win"
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lol Gotta admit, you guys have sum funny bs in HT forums."Always Outnumbered,Never Outgunned." + "For You My Lover,Pa Que Te Enamores" ~ Co7Vc3 ♥ El Romance Letal ♥ ~ Director of CareBears ~ Harshlands. Guess who's back? Bought a sexy **** powerful gaming laptop. Ready to be exploited. On my way to tech school/dorm. Be back soon.0
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Absoluth - Heavens Tear wrote: »Its funny cuz he actually bothered to take the time to write all that. Gotta admire the effort, even though he failed ^^
She***
10 Character QQ"Always Outnumbered,Never Outgunned." + "For You My Lover,Pa Que Te Enamores" ~ Co7Vc3 ♥ El Romance Letal ♥ ~ Director of CareBears ~ Harshlands. Guess who's back? Bought a sexy **** powerful gaming laptop. Ready to be exploited. On my way to tech school/dorm. Be back soon.0 -
good times xD
im playing **** now for those who are wondering...
No other guilds in the history of HT will compare to the old Enrage. The old Enrage had its own guild identity... meaning everyone who joins the guild starts to pick up "Enrage-like" attitude, teamwork, and mindset.
ps: Hi mods. Don't you think its a bit pathetic to censor the title of other games? Have some self esteem in your own game for Christ sakes.
Anyways, people can already guess. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
私の番ですよ。- Sig by Symour
Check out ForsakenX 's sig thread O_O
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Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »good times xD
ps: Hi mods. Don't you think its a bit pathetic to censor the title of other games? Have some self esteem in your own game for Christ sakes. Anyways, people can already guess.
shush hisuib:cry 2 hrs queue time is not long enuf for u? b:laugh0 -
shush hisuib:cry 2 hrs queue time is not long enuf for u? b:laugh
That explains howcome people that quited this game to that new one still spend way too much time in our forums.....Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.0 -
figures you would post something like this alpha :P0
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how much would u say aesthor is? =x0
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looks like im gonna go broke.. i prefer enrage squads :P never know if you'll get pked in the end! love the excitement*insert awesome siggy here*0
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Well anne at least you will be having fun while being broke b:laugh. I like monies ar ar ar ar ar![SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Okashiitama - Heavens Tear wrote: »Well anne at least you will be having fun while being broke b:laugh. I like monies ar ar ar ar ar!
never more fun than when i'm with my family
i miss you guys. b:kiss *insert awesome siggy here*0 -
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u can hire me as well ^_^[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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So we are selling our bodies in this thread? SWWEEEETTTT!!!!![SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Okashiitama - Heavens Tear wrote: »So we are selling our bodies in this thread? SWWEEEETTTT!!!!!
absolutely... and I will point out that Anne is now also for hire again...as i should be. I offer sub-par heals, but a wicked sense of style and flirting too b:kiss*insert awesome siggy here*0 -
Alpha needs to quit PWI already. b:cute0
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I offer my poleblade to jump upon if you have the desire to jump on big things. Or you can use me for my wickly quick speed and reaction in battle. :P b:victory[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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This.Poison - Heavens Tear wrote: »Not bad, pretty funny. I still prefer the original though, especially the QQ procedures. b:victory
http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=257272
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GaliNaab here, your neighbourhood friendly male venomancer.0
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