Your Favorite Line

Less QQ moar pew pew.

"We led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled on to something that they're hot for, they're scrambling over each other to get it. Well i dont care if its gods own anti-son-of-a-b*tch machine or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let em have it. What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in. Am I right Marines?"

Sgt. Johnson in Halo 1. (legendary mode)
(not really a line, but its still funny.

-Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! [He slashes a large V through a propaganda poster.] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".
-V for Vendetta


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US-Zero Wing xD

Al Gore in South Park: "Thank you, class. Excelsior!"

"I'm your huckleberry." or just about any other line from Doc Holliday/Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDgkvWh3JQ&feature=related

Recently my english class read Murder in the Cathedral... and my favorite line is: Real friendship, once ended, cannot be mended...

But... i have plenty of other quotes/lines from places.... one of which is: Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son metier. Which means: God will forgive me. It's his job.....

"This is a conspiracy!"

or this one: "Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them."

Boned - Lost City wrote: »

I love that! If I didn't hate people who get tattoo's in languages they don't speak I'd so get that tattoo'd on me somewhere!

This kinda annoys me as well. So many random people get chinese/japanese/asian letters/symbols for a tattoo. I swear, someone can just tell them this means "dragon" or something cool and tattoo "****" on their skin.

Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »

"I am Error" (LoZ 2)

WIN.

10char.

I HAVE THE POWEEEEEERRRR!!!!


Yea that's mine.

XHappyBunnyx - Sanctuary wrote: »

Stevo- The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live. Problems and Contradictions: I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos. And when we slam in the pit a show it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system, we fight for what we stand for, chaos. Fighting is a structure, fighting is to establish power, power is government and government is not anarchy. Government is war and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: our redneck skirmishes are cheap perversions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy. This contradiction was becoming clear to me in the fall of '85. Even as early as my first party, "Why did I love to fight?" I framed it, but still, I don't understand it. It goes against my beliefs as a true anarchist. But there it was. Competition, fighting, capitalism, government, THE SYSTEM. That's what we did. It's what we always did. Rednecks kicked the **** out of punks, punks kicked the **** out of mods, mods kicked the **** out of skinheads, skinheads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living **** out of new wavers and the new wavers did nothing. What was the point? Final summation? None.

LoL.. i cant believe you actually found the time to type all that.

By the way.. my fav line is something i saw in my office.

"If you can see the invisible, you can do the impossible"
- seeing the invisible sounds more like dreaming...
- doing the impossible is when u sleep walk to the bathroom and pee... LOL

I have too many favorites to pick just one, so I'll narrow it down to five.

1. from "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

Zeus: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
Simon: There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.

2. from "Meet the Parents"

Jack Byrnes: "My Mother", by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, / You gave me milk, / You gave me courage. / Your name was Angela, / An angel from Heaven, / But you were also an angel of God, / And he needed you, too. / I selfishly tried to hold on to you, / While the cancer ate away at your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force, / And now we'll meet in Heaven, / And I shall see you / Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore.

3. Demetri Martin, comedian

There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception, though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.

4. same as #3

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack, followed by naps.

5. Bill Engvall, comedian (this one is 10x better if you actually watch it)

Can you imagine if you were fishing, and you caught a dorkfish? 'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man! What kind of fish is that?" You'd be like, "Oh...nothin'." 'Cause you know that fish would stick his head outta that bucket - "I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on a corndog! I swear to God! I was swimmin' underneath the ocean, and I said "WHAT'S A CORNDOG DOIN' UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN? But, boy, you know me. I love them dang corndogs, WA-HOOO!"

xD

One of mine has to be from the Movie "The Ringer"

When the F*** We Get Icecream?

Sir, We are surrounded!
Excellent, we can attack in any direction!


"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. "

The Art of War - Sun-Tzu