Best... World Quest... Ever...

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  • Nakhimov - Lost City
    Nakhimov - Lost City Posts: 1,829 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I am so pro, I ran away from a redname during WQ.
    Bladestorm lets you spin around like a carnival ride and do damage. Not using it is almost like having a move called Confetti Rocket Power Leap and saving it for "emergencies"
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  • WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary Posts: 1,686 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    accodin to the skill bars ur always in tank mode b:chuckle
    I have a set of attack hot-keys, honest! I think I might have even used them earlier this week, I swear!
    Ironically, I read this while doing WQ...
    Hopefully my story was long enough that you finished it. b:chuckle
    I am so pro, I ran away from a redname during WQ.
    My other great epic posts include: getting beaten up by a boss I should have been able to handle easily; running around clueless because I didn't stop to ask anybody for help; trying to show off and be macho and utterly failing at it; trying to stop somebody from KSing me and accidentally running straight into Yan the Traitor; and many more!

    My motto is: it doesn't matter whether you're a winner or a loser, as long as you do it amusingly.
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  • Nike - Harshlands
    Nike - Harshlands Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    this happens all the time on a pvp server, and people don't write essays about it

    TLDR version:

    1. guy chases other guy but doesnt kill him
    2. rage
  • Come_Hither - Lost City
    Come_Hither - Lost City Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    That poor cleric.. so desperate for pk action that he would go to that length to hunt a fleeing barb. He's on the wrong server.. 'nough said.

    Yeah what she said.
  • KatieMorgan - Sanctuary
    KatieMorgan - Sanctuary Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    My idea of the best WQ ever is a little bit different than Warren's. It would go something more like this:




    1, 4, 7, 9, 12, 15, 16, 19, 22, 25, 27, 30 b:victory
  • Yaxana - Sanctuary
    Yaxana - Sanctuary Posts: 232 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    LOL I had fun reading that. I think I would've turned back and tried to kill him if that was me, but then again I don't play on PK mode. xD
  • Forath - Lost City
    Forath - Lost City Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    start writing something fool! you can make money writing like you do man!
  • Ophelius - Dreamweaver
    Ophelius - Dreamweaver Posts: 208 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    This reminds me of myself kiting fb19 lol. b:pleased
  • Svenchan - Harshlands
    Svenchan - Harshlands Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Awsome story!

    And yeah clerics on wrong server for that lol.

    Although i do stand by your motto! b:victory

    Heres to more of your stories!
  • cheffrinmaggeliano
    cheffrinmaggeliano Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    That was a killer tale! I wish I knew what "WQ" and "PK" were but nonetheless Very good read indeed!!!
  • Telarith - Sanctuary
    Telarith - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    To tell the truth, Nef really has some terrible clerics when it comes to PK. One tried jumping me in room 26, where I took no action to instigate. Even made sure not to marrow magic in case they thought I was starting a fight. After he jumps me and dies, he PMs me to let me know how bad I am as a BM. Never mind that he attacked me in melee range, and I didn't bother using pots, apoths, or preventive defense skills as a 0 vit BM. And having a demon cleric let me know just how terrible they are, for goodness sake they had no charm and only plume shelled when they were near dead between stuns.

    So don't worry about their cleric's too much, don't know how they got red named, but most likely they had alot of help getting there.

    EDIT: Also they have some very nice clerics, who I talk to and help out often in the cube. So not bashing the faction or a specific class in there, but the ones who like to grief are typically terrible.
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  • MaeDawn - Sanctuary
    MaeDawn - Sanctuary Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Well, you can't judge a faction based on certain players.

    But awesome story b:chuckle I would love for an epic WQ story one day of my own.
  • Oldbear - Sanctuary
    Oldbear - Sanctuary Posts: 486 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    LOLZ i cant read through all that
    3 words .....................
    wall-o-text @_@
    .........TOO MUSH.
    I am so pro, I ran away from a redname during WQ.
    this happens all the time on a pvp server, and people don't write essays about it
    TLDR version:
    1. guy chases other guy but doesnt kill him
    2. rage

    Are you some kind of accountants or tax-lawyers with no sense of humor whatsoever?
  • XylolyX - Heavens Tear
    XylolyX - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,097 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Wow. That's probably the most interesting WQ-related thing I've heard about yet. Well done. :)


    This +1.

    Thanks for the story!
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  • Raydoit - Sanctuary
    Raydoit - Sanctuary Posts: 377 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Can't believe I read all that xD

    Cool story brah
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  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Wolfy, your stories always make me LOL. You are a very adept wordsmith.

    /me bows.

    ~Saitada
  • Tohood - Lost City
    Tohood - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Ya nice story tho i would have seen more pics of u and him lolz like a comic book nice told b:thanks next time put some more pics in between b:pleased
  • Sheets - Sanctuary
    Sheets - Sanctuary Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Nicely done...very entertaining story....


    @cheffrinmaggeliano
    That was a killer tale! I wish I knew what "WQ" and "PK" were but nonetheless Very good read indeed!!!

    WQ = World Quest = a quest 70+ peeps get to do for good exp but going all over the world and back hence the name.. If i remember the real name is paper-clip villa....

    PK= Player Kill = beating the snot out of people for pure fun and for some the the chance for drops.... almost makes me put a request for ear trinkets..... or something like that....


    !~ Da Sheets
  • Ixiel - Sanctuary
    Ixiel - Sanctuary Posts: 222 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    /Sigh

    It's a shame there are a lot of PKers who do it for self validation rather than fun and games. It would be nice if the childish competative behaviour weren't so common in PvP.

    I've yet to use th PvP flag system, although I'm only level 20 (leveling multiple characters = slow) but it would be fun playing a game of cat and mouse like this. I remember in *ahem* another MMO where I play on a PvP server, it's always fun trying to outrun the "skull" level players running around the lowbie zones while I'm leveling an alt.
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  • Tojop - Dreamweaver
    Tojop - Dreamweaver Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "However, I'm not a mob, so aggro skills don't work on me."

    LOLZ brilliant
  • Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear
    Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear Posts: 816 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Another Warren Epic story of cool. Why aren't there people liek this on HT server! Spin us some more tales, they are the most amusing to read! =D
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    how come interesting things like this doesn't happen on me WQ runs (PvP server too no less)...b:sad
    me already ran 4 and me has yet to be pked.
    X_x'
    mayhaps me noob power is too strong. b:shocked
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  • Morganna - Lost City
    Morganna - Lost City Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    how come interesting things like this doesn't happen on me WQ runs (PvP server too no less)...b:sad
    me already ran 4 and me has yet to be pked.
    X_x'
    mayhaps me noob power is too strong. b:shocked

    I was terrified once. I was watching my friend's barb fly through the air in WQ, he leaves the room, next thing you know-- someone attacks. Previous attempts to pk on this barb have been disasterous (I dropped next to some veno and just stared at her, tapping the macro button I didn't realize was for tiger form and needed chi. She put away her pet and got on her mount and ran. Fail, so fail.) so he was gone, and I had to run his barb away from this char... It was so scary! ;~; I was so happy to come home and play my little cleric, where I knew what to do! Also, he lol'd at me b:surrender
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  • mazzle
    mazzle Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Well done dude well done and nicely told as well.
  • Lightaine - Dreamweaver
    Lightaine - Dreamweaver Posts: 326 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Amazing story rofl.
    hai2u
  • swgs
    swgs Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    wow, one of the best post ever
  • Disappear - Lost City
    Disappear - Lost City Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I have something similar.

    I was blood red and doing wq, Dolless (I act first, think Later, ADD la) and this 8x werebeast comes out of Nowhere (from RQ) and hits, me with his stun, He ticked me, I started fuelling my (back then Zuriels) to get out of range, his Israfel wasn't fuelled enough, and couldn't keep up, so as I head to arrowhead manor, he starts catching up, Paralyzes me (Int mage, Oh Christ!!) misses his sunder, and Slam, and at that point, I figured "alright He's gonna bypass me with a well aimed crit, gotta run) so I have enough sparks to use my essential Sutra, as he's about to finish me, I blink ahead while Sutra is in effect, and effectively get out of range, hit my town portal button, and instantly wind up in arrowhead. The trash talking is a bit....R rated, so Won't post unless PM'd, otherwise, I'm not saying. but he was 8x, I was level 70.
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    And to think pple actually 'vouch' for childish tards' like that in that faction. Extremely interesting story, & hoping for more in the future.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I have something similar.

    I was blood red and doing wq, Dolless (I act first, think Later, ADD la) and this 8x werebeast comes out of Nowhere (from RQ) and hits, me with his stun, He ticked me, I started fuelling my (back then Zuriels) to get out of range, his Israfel wasn't fuelled enough, and couldn't keep up, so as I head to arrowhead manor, he starts catching up, Paralyzes me (Int mage, Oh Christ!!) misses his sunder, and Slam, and at that point, I figured "alright He's gonna bypass me with a well aimed crit, gotta run) so I have enough sparks to use my essential Sutra, as he's about to finish me, I blink ahead while Sutra is in effect, and effectively get out of range, hit my town portal button, and instantly wind up in arrowhead. The trash talking is a bit....R rated, so Won't post unless PM'd, otherwise, I'm not saying. but he was 8x, I was level 70.

    Give teh hamster your old Zuriels~~~and sunflower seeds~! ("')(O.o)("')
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    seriously me in need of a faster way to travel. DX
    me know something is wrong when it takes 2 hours to do a single WQ... (>.<)'
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Morganna - Lost City
    Morganna - Lost City Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    seriously me in need of a faster way to travel. DX

    Dude, I totally got lucky on a pk. This cleric didn't have dolls, and neither did I (6x newb. I wasn't that bright back then.) so I decided 'hey! He's busy attacking that noob! Let's try to kill him with my severely under-leveled magic skills!' I did in fact kill him. He dropped Watchers of the Skies... Not maxed but, eh, they were new and awesome back then. I do recall him saying that he was his little brother playing his account 'please, I'll get in soooo much trouble.' But 'm heartless. I gave him some white wings and ran away on my new watchers. Bound them the next day. Was the best feeling evar~

    In sumnation: pkk, Hamsta :D
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