Epic Newbness from a Marshall

Tatuaje - Lost City
Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
edited August 2009 in Twilight Temple (West)
I just can't help it, I have to write about this morning. I won't give out names of course.

PLEASE READ....Worth the laugh.

So, my guildie and I are out Pking this morning and I pk'd a nobody in particular. Nothing big other than a simple PK.

So, this fellow messaged me saying someting along the lines of "Oh, you gonan die now".

I was like, b:chuckle ok whatever.

A few minutes later this other guy messaged me and asks if I am the one who pkd his Noob guildie. (Nice how he described his guildie as a noob). So i say it was. He says that he would appreciate it if I did not do it again. I was like, ok no worries I was only "testing" my sawfly out. LOL. He stated that he was the Head Marshall as well just so you all know now who the newbness will be coming from in the rest of the story.

So, he said again not to do it again and this went on about 4 times stating to not do it and I was polite.

I got tired of him over and over again trying to what?, be tough or something, I freakin said no worries, its Lost City, Its a simple PK....So I told him to choose his words carefully the next time he messaged. So of course that set him off.

He called me out and wanted to know how it would feel to have a lvl 100 Veno up my anal canal. I was like, OMG, what a newb. This is what a Marshall does when a noob in their guild gets pk's on a LC. Heck he even says noone pks their guild (Is this not LOST CITY????)

So, to continue the story I tell him I am in Tusk Town by then and now he is on his way to PK me....In a safe ZONE??? LOL So at that moment I am telling him I have tea and crumpets waiting (whilst I am flying to Dreamweaver). He is trashing me the whole time and I am enjoying every moment. I am now sitting in Dreamweaver and he says he walking around TuskTown and can't find me. So he asks for Coords. I teleport to Arch and then give him my coords in Dreamweaver.

He is like, thats in Dreamweaver. I was like, so sorry, I thought the town in the coast was Tusk Town (Whatever....LOL) So then he headed that way. With my guildie and I laughing so much about this I got lead and invited this newb Marshall to our squad so he could see we were both in Arch.

He was like, WTF you are in ARCH!!!!

EPICNESS Comenced. I have not laughed so hard about something in PWI this much ever.

Then he thought to state that being lvl51 I should keep my mouth shut until atleast 80+.

So I ended the conversation with, well, a level 51 just pawned your stupid ****.

He never replied.
tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
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  • Viriilink - Lost City
    Viriilink - Lost City Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Sorry, you have the wrong section. The Lost City section is for topics about Conqueror, GuardianZ, and those rebelling against Conqueror. We have no idea what you are talking about. I think this thread is more suited in general discussion where at least forty-five percent of the viewers are brain-dead.
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Viriilink - Lost City wrote: »
    Sorry, you have the wrong section. The Lost City section is for topics about Conqueror, GuardianZ, and those rebelling against Conqueror. We have no idea what you are talking about. I think this thread is more suited in general discussion where at least forty-five percent of the viewers are brain-dead.

    Well, I won't be double posting so to late now.

    Anyways, did you atleast think it was funny how nubish this Marshall was?
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Terraa - Lost City
    Terraa - Lost City Posts: 172 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Tatuaje - Lost City wrote: »
    Well, I won't be double posting so to late now.

    Anyways, did you atleast think it was funny how nubish this Marshall was?

    Not really, no. Anybody can be a marshal. They're as common as Machamp holographics. That, and your story comes a dime a dozen. But don't you worry there, buttercup -- I'm sure while nobody else here thinks it's funny, you'll be lol'ing for several hours about how you made somebody fly around for 12 minutes.

    Don't bother with your double-post. The effort you're saving by not reposting this is effort saved on behalf of the rest of us.
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  • Kristoph - Lost City
    Kristoph - Lost City Posts: 2,016 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    sending people off to far places is old and has been done countless times
    Wondering how much longer these **** packs are going to be around.
  • Jrudora - Lost City
    Jrudora - Lost City Posts: 445 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    The only thing you've established here is that you're perfectly okay with picking on a random lowbie, but when a guild member of their's decides to take it upon them to return the favour, you hide and coward away while acting like an immature brat who needs to post their tricks and hopefully gain acceptance from the community.
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I should point out that the only reason I did it was because this Marshall was trying to act tough and somewhat all macho....That is all....

    Then it got all escualted when he declared himself as a 100 lvl Veno...Now why would I hang around?

    That in itself would be stupid.

    Anyways...I guess since I am somewhat new still I am still learning and will keep all your opinion in mind.
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Nakhimov - Lost City
    Nakhimov - Lost City Posts: 1,829 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    In the immortal words of the internet,

    COOL STORY BRO.
    Bladestorm lets you spin around like a carnival ride and do damage. Not using it is almost like having a move called Confetti Rocket Power Leap and saving it for "emergencies"
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  • Xiaoqin - Lost City
    Xiaoqin - Lost City Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I remember this. 'Twas fun. b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    내 영혼이 내게에서 수백 년 전 날아 ~
  • Starang - Lost City
    Starang - Lost City Posts: 460 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Please do tell us the name of this lv100 venomancer so I can laugh at him.
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Viriilink - Lost City wrote: »
    Sorry, you have the wrong section. The Lost City section is for topics about Conqueror, GuardianZ, and those rebelling against Conqueror. We have no idea what you are talking about. I think this thread is more suited in general discussion where at least forty-five percent of the viewers are brain-dead.

    ^^~this~^^
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • DarkSniper - Lost City
    DarkSniper - Lost City Posts: 1,830 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Viriilink - Lost City wrote: »
    Sorry, you have the wrong section. The Lost City section is for topics about Conqueror, and those rebelling against Conqueror. We have no idea what you are talking about. I think this thread is more suited in general discussion where at least forty-five percent of the viewers are brain-dead.


    There I fixed it.
    The only way to win is to quit. b:bye
  • Maliea - Lost City
    Maliea - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Tatuaje - Lost City wrote: »
    I just can't help it, I have to write about this morning. I won't give out names of course.

    So I ended the conversation with, well, a level 51 just pawned your stupid ****.

    He never replied.

    without names the story is just not funny at all. and i am not really sure how you think you "pawned" this person. for all you know they were playing you at the same time.
    i love whispering people and telling them that they can't kill me. they huff and puff and threaten. i usually try to get them to bet me coin they cant kill me. then meet them someone and they can see my purty blue name. b:victory
  • Soho - Lost City
    Soho - Lost City Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    You sound like more of the noob than that Marshall....

    b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


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  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Soho - Lost City wrote: »
    You sound like more of the noob than that Marshall....

    b:surrender

    Atleast add more to your reply. Heck I wrote a story even though some may think different than I.

    I won't argue your point becasue I respect your opinion but be man enough to write a little more.

    Atleast others made jokes about what this section is all about.

    Use your imagination, I am sure you can come up with something good b:pleased
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Azura - Lost City
    Azura - Lost City Posts: 2,281 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Well what I found funny is that people feel so important cause they have a title, that this "marshal" was practically asking to stay out of safe zone and wait for him so he can pk you (who would do that?), and that he reclaims about his friend for getting pked.
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  • Trawne - Lost City
    Trawne - Lost City Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Starang - Lost City wrote: »
    Please do tell us the name of this lv100 venomancer so I can laugh at him.

    100, veno, marshall.... any veno marshalls in CQ? b:question b:chuckle
    I hope that I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of title, the character of an honest man. -George Washington
  • syl
    syl Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    maybe the marshall had a friend who was a lvl100 veno, or a guildmate. If this is the case i know several ppl that would fall into this category.

    fyi: Cq has arnd half of the server's lvl 100 venoes (there are many in other guilds) and are not allowed to pk unless kos guilds. Furthemore if anyone in cq gets pked by a 5x....with a bee, that person should either not be afk with no hiero or.....kicked
  • SkullCrusher - Lost City
    SkullCrusher - Lost City Posts: 257 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    dnt pk my alt again b:angry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]b:cry

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