The Lamest Excuses

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  • Tekualcano - Harshlands
    Tekualcano - Harshlands Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Leaving the guild because I'm too young to comit. True story.b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    PWI forum nerfed my signature...b:angry
  • Megalomania - Harshlands
    Megalomania - Harshlands Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    'omg u healed yourself when we were PvPing'
    'you noob, stop healing yourself'
    'NO SELF HEALING IN DUELS'

    and so on.
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  • Tekualcano - Harshlands
    Tekualcano - Harshlands Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Megalomania - Harshlands wrote: »
    'omg u healed yourself when we were PvPing'
    'you noob, stop healing yourself'
    'NO SELF HEALING IN DUELS'

    and so on.

    You gotta love duels...<--Sarcasm...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    PWI forum nerfed my signature...b:angry
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    The time Wizzeled said it to me, he spark erupted right after. That was also the first time I've seen how pro archers fight, by starting with ToP to tick their own charm, how considerate.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Fuhjeebies - Harshlands
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    a guy in our guild said he was being **** and going to play on his archer for a few days
    i was sat behind a hut and saw him leave faction then instantly join another lol

    i just jumped out from my lil hidey hole and typed *shakes head*
    he wouldn't stop pm'ing me lies lol so i reported him for hacking due to the fact he said he had been **** ^^
  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "you only won becuz I lagged"

    It happens to me sometimes, but seriously it's a bloody lame excuse.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "you only beat me because you kept running"

    well kiting (not running) worked so... b:laugh
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    The time Wizzeled said it to me, he spark erupted right after. That was also the first time I've seen how pro archers fight, by starting with ToP to tick their own charm, how considerate.

    roflb:laugh
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • vampirevane
    vampirevane Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    ''Your lucky the batteries on my mouse ran out''
    5 Skill Slots for Pets Please ..Venos will $hare more ;)
  • ShexyBastage - Lost City
    ShexyBastage - Lost City Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "You only won that duel because I forgot to select your char before duel started."

    Seriously, I do that ALL the time *slaps forehead*
  • Crazydan - Heavens Tear
    Crazydan - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,178 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    ShexyBastage - Lost City wrote: »
    "You only won that duel because I forgot to select your char before duel started."

    Seriously, I do that ALL the time *slaps forehead*

    I do that a lot and i lag but its my own fault for having crappy puter and dumb brain b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bowlinbob - Lost City
    Bowlinbob - Lost City Posts: 3,446 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    vampirevane wrote: »
    ''Your lucky the batteries on my mouse ran out''

    tbh thats happened to me a few times before i bought a new (wired) mouse :\

    *still has to replace my wireless keyboard as there has been a few close calls >_>*
  • RRARRRRGGHHH - Sanctuary
    RRARRRRGGHHH - Sanctuary Posts: 212 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    (insert name here) has joined the faction
    (insert name here): hey guys can you do my bosses?
    (everyone else): sure sure
    ......does bosses....
    ...hour later....
    (insert name here) has left the faction
    (everyone else): wtf? b:infuriated

    OR

    (insert name here) has joined the faction
    (everyone else): about 10-20 welcome to faction messages
    (insert name here) has left the faction

    ...guess we were just too friendly...b:sad
  • HolyInferno - Sanctuary
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary Posts: 767 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    lamest excuse?

    obviously, you havent read this thread b:chuckle

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=377322

    sore losers much?
    b:bye you were all swell peoples
  • Crazydan - Heavens Tear
    Crazydan - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,178 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lamest excuse?

    obviously, you havent read this thread b:chuckle

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=377322

    sore losers much?

    Think i got dumber reading that
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Here's one from a series of Duels after I won.

    You used a Pet!

    *unsummons pet. duels again. wins*

    You used Purge!

    *duels again. No Purge. Wins*

    I couldn't hit you!!!

    *duels again. No Befuddling Mist. Wins*

    You healed your HP!

    *duels again. No Leech. Wins*

    You caused too much damage!

    *duels again. No Amplify Damage. Wins*

    You used Fox Form!

    *duels again. Caster Form. Wins even easier*

    At this point, everyone gathered around laughs, and laughs and laughs. My opponent logs 5 seconds later. That guy was probably the dumbest BM I have ever seen. The whole duel started by him bragging that he could kill faster without skills than he could with them... And here I am just pwning his face as a lonely Veno. He just refused to admit that I was superior...
  • Venomeow - Sanctuary
    Venomeow - Sanctuary Posts: 246 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »

    You used Purge!

    b:shocked Y u purge?
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Venomeow - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:shocked Y u purge?

    Because I couldn't Hax?
  • Dominatiger - Sanctuary
    Dominatiger - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Wizzeled: you just had luck.
    I forgot to use plume shield.
    Happy Sauce face

    ಪ_ಪ
    Manufactured by Konariraiden
  • HolyInferno - Sanctuary
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary Posts: 767 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1 v 1 in pk mode (was challenged)
    me vs archer
    *who in pm's threathend to kill me earlier if I killed the noob white names he was farming -_____-*

    1st fight - killed him
    excuse: charm broke

    2nd fight - one shot him with a crit
    excuse: that was a crit, no fair

    3rd fight - tried to gang me with a cleric and a barb, result : all three dead
    excuse: none, he didnt come back


    note: this was way back, before I had a nix, or even any pvp air pet for that matter b:cute


    you remember this fight toxicarcher? b:chuckle
    b:bye you were all swell peoples
  • FitHitDShan - Sanctuary
    FitHitDShan - Sanctuary Posts: 276 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    member: Why didn't we bid on any TW again this week?
    leader: I forgot to wake up.
    "?" IS my avatar.
  • Lycanthar - Sanctuary
    Lycanthar - Sanctuary Posts: 389 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Me: *... gets lvl 89 > gets demon > learns demon spark+trueform > goes to find pkfest to test out new toys...*

    Meanwhile, in Orchid Temple...

    Wizzeled: "lol guys did you read my last wc I sooo pwnd the entire server"
    DarkShadeIII: "lol"
    Hreft: "lol"
    Random 7x Cleric: "lol"
    Wizzeled: "hey look it's Lycanthar, GET HIM!"

    ...
    WHAM!
    KABLEWY!
    ZZZAP!
    ...

    Wizzeled: You were killed by Lycanthar.
    Random Cleric: You were killed by Lycanthar.
    DarkShadeIII: "b:shocked"
    Hreft: "b:surrender"

    Uninterested in tanking 4 people again, I break off my attack and Wizzeled being the aspiring troll that he is says...

    Wizzeled: "lol look at him running, he's afraid of me"

    Of course my pride could not withstand such a jab, so I went after him again. After tanking his squad for a good 3 mins straight the BM finally found his dragon and they got me.

    To DarkShadeIII+Hreft - thanks for the pm's, it was a good brawl! ;)

    To Wizzeled - loln00b b:shutup <3
    ==Sanctuary's Last Demon Barbarian== ... (lol strife)

    Off through the new day's mist, I run
    Out from the new day's mist, I have come
    We shift, pulsing with the earth
    Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep...
  • LinZeta - Lost City
    LinZeta - Lost City Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    This was after a 6x with a chicken ganked me since her guildmate harassed me (so I went after him and she pressed bleed)...so I came back more aware, prepared, and ready to roll.


    6x:"Wow nice....if only you would have stayed still and stopped running."
    Me:"LOL"
    Me:"Another fail veno with chicken."
    6x:"Yeah well my phoenix is 10 levels below you! Just you wait until I'm 7x!"



    R-O-F-L-COPTERb:laugh
  • Hasukurobi - Heavens Tear
    Hasukurobi - Heavens Tear Posts: 406 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Dueling a Barb who lost: "I am having a glitch! My attacks are hurting me too!" ...Brambles...

    Dueling Mage Veno: "You only won because you didn't attack my pet first!"...

    Dueling an Axe & Hammer BM as my Fist Master: "You are cheating! You are using something to stop my stuns!" ... He missed EVERY stun move he tried on me as well as about 60% of his other attacks.

    Dueling a Cleric as MY Cleric: "You only won because my metal resistance is low!"...Killed him with Plume Shot...


    Archer trying to cover for trying to KS me repeatedly: "I thought your pet was just another monster and I didn't see you there." ... Ok I am a Fox so maybe I am hard to see but since when is a Sharptooth Wolf normal near the Hill of the Old King & since when do monsters attack eachother?
  • Deathreapxxx - Lost City
    Deathreapxxx - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Guild Leader: Re-invite me to the squad i d/ced
    Squad Leader: sure thing (not knowing the leader had been logged in the entire time)
    Guild Leader: soz my comp is wacked out right now, the internet has been messed up
    (15 minutes later)
    Guild Leader: omg, my computer d/ced again

    This was all happening as he was talking in common chat near me for the last 40 or so minutes, i was meditating behind a rock and recorded it on hypercam, being the guild site admin i posted it on the website just to see what would happen... I then went back in game and set up my shop overnight, When i returned in the morning this was all that was in the chat box since i had turned off all other chat:

    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction
    ___Has Left the Faction

    *At this point i want to warn all stupid faction leaders reading this: take everyone in your faction off your friends list who has online notification on, like me, he didnt d/c once...

    so, we had 98 members, only 6 of them stayed, i moved on and closed the website, my work was done ;)
    The One, The Only, Death Knight
  • Santacruz - Heavens Tear
    Santacruz - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    lol talk about guild wipe ^^
  • furry17
    furry17 Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    oK HERES one......im in a laggy city soo im soo laggy i cant get out soo i ask can someone fly me over the wall some guy says ok but then drops me in the pool of water and yells in caps BIOTCH! haha.....he then asked how am i going to get out? [] i say theres stairs you dumbass he then trys to pick me up again i saw no and swim for the stairs and then ehs all like ''OMG that was my brother who did that!?!'' and i was like riiiiight he picks me up drops me again and i just telport out of there, I swer if i had a nickle for every time i head the ''It was my brother excuse'' i be rich lol

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    Ok now for duel ****.

    I got changled by a guy in a duel soo i summom my pet and he runs away from it for about 15 mins and then jumps on a roof top and lands behind lgos to be safe i used spells to kill him and he sais ''WTF YOU CHEATED! Useing pets is cheating!'' he said so i said ''And jumping on a roof top is not?'' then he said ''Im not on it naymore im behind logs you cheated!'' soo i say ''Ok duel without pets'' he says ok i kill him then he goes all like ''You cheated!!! useing spells is cheating!!'' [] I lol'ed sooooo hard that day i then just watched him run off only to gte killed by a monster in less then a min (ps: he forgot to heal) lol
  • Deathreapxxx - Lost City
    Deathreapxxx - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Santacruz - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    lol talk about guild wipe ^^

    oh yea it was worth it, the leader never really deserved to be leader anyways, he kinda scammed it off the guy who made the faction
    The One, The Only, Death Knight
  • IzzyLilBunny - Heavens Tear
    IzzyLilBunny - Heavens Tear Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    b:cute PK Fun:

    *Enters SP*
    Me: wooot pk fest! b:thanks

    Bm: I will kill you all weak noobs!!!

    Me: *enters pk mode*

    Bm: HAHAHA a veno to beat a bm? you must be kidding me! b:laugh I'm level 80!!!

    3 Seconds later I exit safe zone and 3 hit him.

    Bm: THATS NOT FAIR NOOB YOU ARE A VENOMANCER YOU HAVE PETS!!!

    ^ I didn't even use a pet b:laugh

    Me: good fight *waves*

    Bm: YOU CHEATER I WILL REPORT YOU AND ALL THE VENOS IN YOUR GUILD FOR HACKING!!!!!

    I lol'd at that one *giggle* too bad im not going in pk anymore XD enrage wud pwn meh.
    My sig is gone cus lol b:bye
  • Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear
    Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear Posts: 816 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    My Favorite

    "I've lost my spark. The game is boring. I'm going to try to find what I used to like in this game"

    (namehere) has left the Faction

    Member1: WTF?
    Member2: They applied to Join Tao, they got rejected.
    Gwendolynne: Epic Fail.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Character Roster:
    Gwendolynne : 101/SageVeno - Xyleena : 102/DemonCleric
    Delecroix : 101/DemonSin - Anatoxin : 9x/SagePsy
    Raevynne : 100/DemonBM - GotMeTwisted : 8x/SageSeeker
    Deicidea : 8x/Mystic - Diva : 95/SageBM/Retired

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