Funny Wizzy Moments

Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
edited July 2009 in Wizard
Is there anything that someone said to you that made you laugh until your eyes bleed?

Post it Here

as for me:
BM: buff me
Me: *uses frostblade*
BM: thats it?
Me: yes
BM: oh i thought you was a cleric

#2
Archer: look a white named wizzy in PK mode
Me: ya im in PK mode want to go out of SZ
Archer: sure im gonna one shot you
Archer fires stun, i double spark to resist it start channeling sandstorm and pop an extreme poison
Archer: WTF
Me: <3krits
Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
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  • Pel - Lost City
    Pel - Lost City Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    I just love it when random people ask me for a res. I suppose they think that everyone with the gen. summer magic sword is a cleric. Same thing when I get my ancient arbor I suppose.
  • Guardgodess - Sanctuary
    Guardgodess - Sanctuary Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    this happened on my lvl 33 wizard

    a barb sends a squad invitation and i accepted it.
    barb used hp buff
    BARB: buff plz
    ME: uses morning dew because i just got out of a fight and lost some hp
    BARB:ty
    BARB:o.o
    ME:i don't have any buffs. lol
    BARB: o right
    BARB:lol
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    when i was lower lvl :P

    ME: can i have buff plz?
    WIZ:im not a cleric
    ME:yea i know i want the sparkly hand thing....
    WIZ:..........
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    when i was lower lvl :P

    ME: can i have buff plz?
    WIZ:im not a cleric
    ME:yea i know i want the sparkly hand thing....
    WIZ:..........

    LMFAO at this
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    LMFAO at this

    yea but the thing is the wizard was like lvl 50? and didnt know what i meant lol <.<....
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    you have to get lvl 1 of frost blade to get glacial snare and BIDS
    every wiz should have it, its a cheap skill actually :3
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    you have to get lvl 1 of frost blade to get glacial snare and BIDS
    every wiz should have it, its a cheap skill actually :3

    lol....yea the wiz at that time was still thinking i meant cleric buffs <.< tho....
    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=363881 <
    plz
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tsuyoginos - Heavens Tear
    Tsuyoginos - Heavens Tear Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    you have to get lvl 1 of frost blade to get glacial snare and BIDS
    every wiz should have it, its a cheap skill actually :3

    I love doing this to mage classes and they always thank me, lol.
    Here's another funny story, my FB29.

    2 barbs, 1 archer, 2 wizards (including myself)
    Each wizard was supposed to spam heal a barb (yes, we were being replacement clerics with 4-second channel Morning Dew XD). I didn't heal one of the barbs in time. He dies. The next barb dies. The archer dies. So I'm spamming the other wizard until the other three get back. I just want to know how a wizard survived Qinzi with just another wizard spamming her while the 2 barbs die (This is rhetorical, I do not need an explanation). =) Hehe.b:chuckleb:laugh
    [sigpic] [/sigpic]
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    quigzi also has magic damage
    so a wizard can do quingzi easy ;3
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze

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