SUPER PRO ULTIMATE NOOB GUIDE 3000 XP lololol

Creeep - Harshlands
Creeep - Harshlands Posts: 34 Arc User
edited April 2010 in Dungeons & Tactics
hello...
hi
Im wiz can i go to twilight temple with you
no way nooob
QQ why?? i do damage and stuff
go away or i oneshot you!
no im your guild leader, i have rights.. ant you know...

"noobwiz" takes 200 damage
"noobwiz dead"
b:shutup

now now.. i decidet to write this guide cuz this games is comlete chaos.
my typing is also chaos b:surrender
anywai there is some new ppl who join this cra.. ugh i mean great geme, but they dont know waht to ecspect (lol at my typing). so i, being godly sensey will guide you newbys thro thissht.

first of all and all at all is class to pic>>>>
the only class you should pic is VENO!!! dont even think about any other.. well maby later then you know this game and be rith bit*h you may creat all you want.

the "other" classes is jk but can be handly sometimes: theres the list:

barbarian = the only thing way you should wana be barb is some pvp fun then you are 101 lv whith sick hp pool and bersker axes, other than that is ****. 89% of game bosses can be tanked with herk (veno pet). and the only real tanking is in tw then you pull a catapult, in this case you are extremle importanrt for tw guilds, but there is no fun for you to pull stupid cat, so wats the point :S hoewer ganking killing everyone whith that kinda godly hp its alot of fun to...

blade master = umm the only thing why should you be bm is "cool" looking and and fat **** endgame (is hard to kill you) hoewer you are only good at one thing = stuning, other than that its just... ughhh its kinda averange balaced class that is hard one to kill...

cleric = clerics are good class, its support class(healing buffing) that can dish out relly good.. hooewer you are sqush9i and slow soooo.. eh.. you better heal stuff around until someone rapees you (nixes) or archers? lol

wizard = loooooool unleas u are mazochist or play in pve server dont roll this class, they are squishi as hell. ... but then you think deeper its nice one. ill explain. this game is fun and stuff but at first later is all about mechanics and you forget about anything and just see nubers how muth xp uneed to lvl, and then you reach endgame (101lv for this one, cap is 105 btw but it dsnt mmatter) the only fun thind is to gank some as*es whith your friends, or kick in tha face of rival guild in TW or arrena. and thats the end game = TW, Gank and arena (there is no arena yet in pwi tgho) in these 3 thing on 101lv wizards **** faces the most :D soo if ya bored of you high lvl veno and have sht load of money this one is perfect.

archer = umm unleas u love to shoot things dont roll this one, at the end yioull realize that veno kan kill same or even better than oyuo and can stand against any oher class, while your targets are ony same venos clarics and wizz, and yes you cna 1/2 shot them but lets not forget that same lvl wiz can 1 2 shor you to, or veno whith sick hp (yes veno can have loads of it x.x) and 2 noxe will **** you any day....

and that it,,, oh and weno itself is "perfect" class no argumens on this one... and no wenos dont suck endgame they probly the best along whith wizz and barbs..




loooool wtf i just writed XDDD
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Comments

  • jaeseu
    jaeseu Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Not sure exactly what you said but,

    "now now.. i decidet to write this guide cuz this games is comlete chaos.
    my typing is also chaos"

    made me lol. <3
  • Eunuch - Dreamweaver
    Eunuch - Dreamweaver Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Shticky pleese.

    I plaid all class befor choosing my weno. If only I had tihs guid back den.
  • Monochrom - Sanctuary
    Monochrom - Sanctuary Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Oh my.. I can just hope for you that this guide was a joke.
    Ofcourse the Veno's the class which can gain money on the easiest way, but all the other stuff you just wrote.. Uhm.
    Just as a little advice.. Don't start a thread when you're drunken.
  • lilolor
    lilolor Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    lolb:angry
  • ugysekell
    ugysekell Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    This is a joke thread, but still... I just want to post because I'm sick of veno freaks.
    A few reasons why you should NOT play a veno:
    - overrated
    - boring gameplay
    - no challenge, no fun
    - relies on a pet / fails without pet slave
    - the "best" pet (herc) costs over 70mil coins
    - at higher lvls, people prefer to squad with herc venos

    And just to defend Archers:
    - thanks to my crits and decent attack speed, I 1v1 grind faster than any veno
    - thanks to my stuns and slowing skill, mobs can't even reach me so I don't lose much HP (and MP) just like a veno
    - I never have to buy potions just like a veno
    - Thanks to my genie, I have a healing skill too (that I never have to use LOL)
    - I have low repair cost just like a veno
    - Archers are actually fun to play unlike a veno
    - I deal my own damage / pwn mobs without a pet slave
    - I'm richer than any veno because I don't have to save up for a legendary pet :P

    Don't think venos are better than archers, because they are not. b:bye

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