Caption Contest #2 - Caption Time!

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  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    man: why wont you look at me when i talk to you? i said i'm sorry bout the whole cutting your head off thing.
    girl: um gee, why dont you turn my head towards you, your holding it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    girl: this is great but, whatever you do dont drop me
    3 seconds later
    girl: oh wow,WOW didnt take you long to stuff it up.
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  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Beavis and No-head
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  • Ikurei - Dreamweaver
    Ikurei - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,006 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "I DID warn you that there were electrical cables up ahead." - Yeah, lame.

    "Well, that's one way to get ahead." - Pretty sure someone already used something like this though.

    "What have I said about playing with sharp objects?" - This one's pretty meh as well.

    "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

    "Sorry, thought you were a zombie."

    "I think I can fix this."

    Blah, lame lame lame. Can't think of anything else right now other than Highlander (which I'm sure has been used so many times for this).
    Meh, saw a couple other people doing this so...
    "Time to kill a famous thread then." andracil
    "Banning a troll is the ultimate troll my good sirs" eatwithspoons
    "Be careful about all of the GIRLs (Guy in RL) that you meet." eatwithspoons
    "We are all trolls or else we wouldn't have so many posts under our names. Deal with it." Sevas - Heavens Tear
    "Necro hunting >:3
    Also, I'm in someone's sig!" andracil (Sorry, I had to.b:surrender)
    "Welcome to the forums. You will die here." Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    What a sharp horizon!
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  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Oh My God!!..One of the archosaur walls is invisible!
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  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    girl: well that was the worlds worst hairdresser ^^
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  • Chisel - Heavens Tear
    Chisel - Heavens Tear Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Girl: Help I'm falling!!!!
    Boy: Don't worry miss! I'll save you! ..........well ****!
  • Chisel - Heavens Tear
    Chisel - Heavens Tear Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Guy: Now calm down, I'm every bit as upset as you are.
  • _Jack - Lost City
    _Jack - Lost City Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Online Gaming, Teaching the next generation its ok to trade body parts in for money
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  • Chisel - Heavens Tear
    Chisel - Heavens Tear Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Guy: Am I in a faction? Ohhhh my bad, I thought you said rip my head off!
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    WOW, the Panda Mount is cool and all, but its nothing to lose your head over...
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Pure Black Bikini Top: $1,000,000

    Upgraded Kirin: $3,000,000

    Maxed Wings of Daedalus: $2,800,000

    Losing your head over Caption Contest: Priceless
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Ummm, does anyone have any Silk Thread they can spare?
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Awsome, now they can start selling surgical supplies in the Boutique!!!
  • Wilzxen - Heavens Tear
    Wilzxen - Heavens Tear Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "I thought you said you were immortal"
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    What do you call a body building Cleric with a womans head in his arms???


    Answer: A Headstrong Healer!!
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    I said, "I think we should seperate and move ahead to throw off the enemy", not seperate your head and throw it at me!!!!
  • scorion1
    scorion1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    You said you loved me, so isn't it supposed you be your heart you give me?
  • wingedman
    wingedman Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    With massive server disconnections come massive severing of your head.
  • wingedman
    wingedman Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Arghhh! Oops, sorry hun, didn't mean to cut your head. I'm just pissed at the massive disconnections.
  • wingedman
    wingedman Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    I knew I loved you before I met you. But it doesnt mean I can't hate you.
  • wingedman
    wingedman Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Ohhhhhh baby, this is the best head you gave me :) *wink* *wink*
  • Liuyue - Heavens Tear
    Liuyue - Heavens Tear Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Woman: You should've TOLD me this was the first time you performed that head-sawing trick!b:cry

    -

    Woman: I DID say I wished to be in two places at the same time but...b:shocked
  • Aelric - Lost City
    Aelric - Lost City Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "Freak Clerical Accident Leaves Woman Out Of Her Mind."
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    Thanks XRipetidex for the awesome sig!
    "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
    -Dr. Seuss
    b:victory
  • Aelric - Lost City
    Aelric - Lost City Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "Headless Horseman Attacks Again!"
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    Thanks XRipetidex for the awesome sig!
    "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
    -Dr. Seuss
    b:victory
  • Aelric - Lost City
    Aelric - Lost City Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "Top Scientists Of The World Perform Controlled Experiment To Prove If It Is Possible To Kill An Immortal. Hypothesis Fails, Leaving The Perfect World In Turmoil."
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    Thanks XRipetidex for the awesome sig!
    "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
    -Dr. Seuss
    b:victory
  • Aelric - Lost City
    Aelric - Lost City Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
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    Thanks XRipetidex for the awesome sig!
    "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
    -Dr. Seuss
    b:victory
  • Damewort - Sanctuary
    Damewort - Sanctuary Posts: 573 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    "Got to love customization. Can change my face and haircut when ever I want"
    "Dear, you look different today. New haircut?"
    "This isn't what I meant when I said to use your head"

    "My teacher used to say "Did you leave your head at home too?" when kids forgot something at home. Now I see what she mean with it..."
  • Aelric - Lost City
    Aelric - Lost City Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Girl: "2x2=4"
    Guy: "Now thats how you use your head, Good Job!"
    Girl: "Nu uh! *throws head at guy* Thats how."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks XRipetidex for the awesome sig!
    "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
    -Dr. Seuss
    b:victory

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