World Boss of Bel-Air

Allnighte - Lost City
Allnighte - Lost City Posts: 143 Arc User
edited May 2009 in Twilight Temple (West)
[To the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme]

Now this is the story all about how,
A World Boss got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how a few RageQuit 'n' me got the Soul Hunt-air.

In Tusk Town after FB, killin' noobs,
Booyah shouts "took my kill" and I select him, too.
Stunnin’ out, thunder shockin’, lightning too,
And without buffs he downs me quick, aww dang, boo-hoo.

When a little venomancer up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I see from the air a mob chasin' her around.
And said to my friends on guild chat "WOW SOUL HUNTER IN TUSK TOWN".

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8031/found.jpg

I follow her closer - what might portray?
But she had her phoenix out and sent it my way
She got pretty close and almost flesh-ream'd,
I get a little bit higher; I don't want to get teamed.

First class, yo this is bad,
I go to my Start menu > Programs > Fraps.
Is this what the people of Non Faction are like,
Hmm this might not be right!

But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. Is there a guard near here?
I hope she's prepared for a GM to appear!

She stopped moving and when I look out
There was a dude, looked like Spectral,
aimin' there with his bow out
I ain't tryin to get in a fight yet I just got here
So I click "Go To Town" and like lightening disappeared

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1579/aznkilled.jpg

Well, I whistled for RQ, and when they came near,
They were AFK and we starting punching, bye-bye gear!
Someone hit too hard, killed him and the veno too,
But we thought Nah forget it, "Kill WB". QQ.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7969/halfead.jpg

We only had a few, about seven or eight,
this WB takes a long time to kill - it's really lame.
Looked at it's drops, old world mats and Perfect's too,
These two noobs got owned so hard by RQ.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/153/hahastolen.jpg
Post edited by Allnighte - Lost City on

Comments

  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    RageQuit once again doing everything we do with a little class and style.
  • Allnighte - Lost City
    Allnighte - Lost City Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    i wanted to post this one too, but it would have messed up the flow of one of the paragraphs :(

    http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1746/punchalot.jpg
  • Booyah - Lost City
    Booyah - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    epicb:victory
  • Buddhabless - Lost City
    Buddhabless - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Booyah - Lost City wrote: »
    epicb:victory

    +1 b:thanks
    RageQuit: we have a "you die first" fetish b:surrender
  • complexx
    complexx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    RageQuit Showin noobs fresh prince is cool since '99
    b:cute

    Sinnerz Lost City PvP.
  • Zori - Lost City
    Zori - Lost City Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    That is actually impressive. Does ForbiddenGod really lure the boss across the map just to solo it? >_>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • XPapewaiox - Lost City
    XPapewaiox - Lost City Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Allnighte - Lost City wrote: »
    http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1746/punchalot.jpg

    Quoted for extreme awesomeness in case anyone missed it.
  • Yourmom - Lost City
    Yourmom - Lost City Posts: 1,655 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Zori - Lost City wrote: »
    That is actually impressive. Does ForbiddenGod really lure the boss across the map just to solo it? >_>

    Yeah thats what we thought too. This boss doesn't do any damage as long as you keep aggro from range, so I guess if you pull it that far across the map you could do it?

    Still you need to do something to keep restarting your attack macro since it stuns you.

    Basically what I think:

    AznArcher-auto attack and spark on macro, something heavy holding down the hotkey for the macro

    FG- had golem whacking away at the boss, standing really close, probably had something holding down the auto-loot hotkey
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kuschel - Lost City
    Kuschel - Lost City Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    My e-penor is pretty heavy... I wonder if I could solo WB using it...
    No hiding in room 32 NPC.

    b:bye
  • Soho - Lost City
    Soho - Lost City Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Booyah - Lost City wrote: »
    epicb:victory

    qft

    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


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  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    +1 Lmao

    AllNighte sometimes I think you have way to much time on your hands!!

    But none-the-less = b:victory

    You made my morning!! b:chuckle

    *although now I will have that song in my head for the rest of the day*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • Tanqueray - Lost City
    Tanqueray - Lost City Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    That is epic.
  • Sacred - Harshlands
    Sacred - Harshlands Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    This made my day b:cute. I saw her luring it while flying WQ to Whetstone. So she and Halcyon (or however his name is spelled.) used to lure these bosses all the time?
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    This has the Zephyr Seal of Approval.
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Isowen - Lost City
    Isowen - Lost City Posts: 249 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Zephyrx - Lost City wrote: »
    This has the Zephyr Seal of Approval.

    This just made the thread less epic... b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Your tears are so tasty and sweet! Let me taste your tears of unfathomable sadness!

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  • Pandaberr - Lost City
    Pandaberr - Lost City Posts: 235 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    That was amazing. Kudos.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TigerLily - Lost City
    TigerLily - Lost City Posts: 1,209 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    They where not gonna spend 4 hours soloing WB lol
    Im like 99% sure they (or only 1 person playing 2 id) where gonna get the big cluster of guards from Black Mountain to kill the boss. Those guards have killed alot of World Bosses <.<

    Thats why boss is all the way at Tusk Town...
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    I love you for this Allnighte
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • syl
    syl Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    that was soooo corny in all the right ways b:laugh
  • Sorbik - Lost City
    Sorbik - Lost City Posts: 202 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    I hereby deem this thread amazing.

    - Sorbik stamp of approval
  • Yourmom - Lost City
    Yourmom - Lost City Posts: 1,655 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    TigerLily - Lost City wrote: »
    They where not gonna spend 4 hours soloing WB lol
    Im like 99% sure they (or only 1 person playing 2 id) where gonna get the big cluster of guards from Black Mountain to kill the boss. Those guards have killed alot of World Bosses <.<

    Thats why boss is all the way at Tusk Town...

    Word on the street is that guards aren't so hot at killing world bosses anymore...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • severan
    severan Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Yourmom - Lost City wrote: »
    Word on the street is that guards aren't so hot at killing world bosses anymore...
    Guards don't kill [?] monsters anymore afaik, at least not soul hunter in particular xD
    Sever: Lost City
    Making players RageQuit since 2004

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Hello, You have reached Severan on The RQ carebear's automated phone system
    To tell me I've got no life and I live in my mom's basement, press 1. To tell me that you are logging on your level 90 character to kick the **** out of me, press 2. To tell me that your friend is a GM and you're getting me banned, press 3. To tell me RQ is going to fail and talk more **** about RunQuick press 4. If none of these options fit your need please hold the line for idiot assistance, they will be with you shortly...
  • meaangirl
    meaangirl Posts: 321 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    There goes RQ again,

    +1



    +1



    LOL



    Agreed


    ing each otherb:cute
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Isowen - Lost City wrote: »
    This just made the thread less epic... b:cry

    What? b:angry

    Psh..... My award is so good, it is better than the Oscars. It doesn't feature emo brainwashed undead humans trying to stab their chin with something big and sharp...

    Note the emo-iness in an Oscar. Nope, Zephyr's Seal of Approval doesn't have that ****. It's pure win... and I'm dam too vain to notice anything bad with my imaginary awards unless your imagination sucks too hard.

    My Chins hurts too much...
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Hidden - Lost City
    Hidden - Lost City Posts: 338 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    TigerLily - Lost City wrote: »
    They where not gonna spend 4 hours soloing WB lol
    Im like 99% sure they (or only 1 person playing 2 id) where gonna get the big cluster of guards from Black Mountain to kill the boss. Those guards have killed alot of World Bosses <.<

    Thats why boss is all the way at Tusk Town...

    from what i heard, they were still dead on the ground a good 4 or 5 hours later. it seems they setup everything and went to sleep, hoping to auto-loot drops and wake up with some nice stuff.
  • PequetteV - Lost City
    PequetteV - Lost City Posts: 1,202 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    anoter world boss kill in safe zone shame ...b:angryb:surrender
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    starting to be a nice guild hoppers b:surrender

    go on my website it contains lots useful informations about PWI

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  • complexx
    complexx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    meaangirl wrote: »
    There goes RQ again,

    +1



    +1



    LOL



    Agreed


    ing each otherb:cute


    I know right, CQ and RQ have so much in common.
    b:cute

    Sinnerz Lost City PvP.
  • Isowen - Lost City
    Isowen - Lost City Posts: 249 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    complexx wrote: »
    I know right, CQ and RQ have so much in common.

    +1, LOL, Agreed!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Your tears are so tasty and sweet! Let me taste your tears of unfathomable sadness!

    9x Cleric
    RageQuit
  • Yourmom - Lost City
    Yourmom - Lost City Posts: 1,655 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    PequetteV - Lost City wrote: »
    anoter world boss kill in safe zone shame ...b:angryb:surrender

    umm...it was outside sz

    hence the punching
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • severan
    severan Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    PequetteV - Lost City wrote: »
    anoter world boss kill in safe zone shame ...b:angryb:surrender
    Yourmom - Lost City wrote: »
    umm...it was outside sz

    hence the punching
    Carebears don't know about pvp. Stop enlightening them, they've already got run to safezone...chiwh0re...triple spark...chi pot...ultimate skill...run back to safezone combo.
    Sever: Lost City
    Making players RageQuit since 2004

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Hello, You have reached Severan on The RQ carebear's automated phone system
    To tell me I've got no life and I live in my mom's basement, press 1. To tell me that you are logging on your level 90 character to kick the **** out of me, press 2. To tell me that your friend is a GM and you're getting me banned, press 3. To tell me RQ is going to fail and talk more **** about RunQuick press 4. If none of these options fit your need please hold the line for idiot assistance, they will be with you shortly...

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