Rate ZephyrX!

Zephyrx - Lost City
Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
edited May 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
Well since it's like the 1k annversity of my trolling I wanna ask your honest opinion how do you guys like me so far?

Do you fine me dashingly handsome and just get wet by even hearing my name?

Or are you just jealous because I"m so much better than you?

Or something else?

Here's a poll for me to ask you guys what do you guys think of me?

Anyways, give me all you got, cause I'm dying for some action baby.
Position: Professional Forum Troll
Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
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  • Literature - Harshlands
    Literature - Harshlands Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Who the fk are u? ;o
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Literature - Harshlands wrote: »
    Who the fk are u? ;o

    *grabs an AK-47*.... Hi baby!
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Satuki - Harshlands
    Satuki - Harshlands Posts: 159 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Fail-sauce
  • Antaury - Dreamweaver
    Antaury - Dreamweaver Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Satuki - Harshlands wrote: »
    Fail-sauce

    second thatb:sad
    Calamity b:dirty b:victory
    [SIGPIC]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7469/sinttulo1jvg.jpg[/SIGPIC]
  • Jack_Nel - Sanctuary
    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary Posts: 349 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Zephyrx - Lost City wrote: »
    *grabs an AK-47*.... Hi baby!

    i'm the only one that voted b:laugh
    [SIGPIC]http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo358/jack665/1-1.jpg[/SIGPIC]

    "Many left many will leave but what keeps us happy is the time we spend and the way we leave.. for me the best good bye was of Magnate and Jack_Nel both got married and then left the game.. making each other the immortal couple of this game." by Herne_Hunter
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    according to my post count, ive annoyed more people than you have.
    1/5 Oh yea.. **** that guy.. I'm cool!
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Hmm... the results are interesting...

    This game is fun b:chuckle
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    i should make a poll too.
  • OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear
    OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,327 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Never ask people on the forums to rate you, ZephyrX!


    But you already knew that, right? b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Never ask people on the forums to rate you, ZephyrX!


    But you already knew that, right? b:chuckle

    Aww.... why ruin the fun? b:cry

    But then if you rate me, do ask yourself the question that if you ask other people to rate you... What will be the results?

    But anyhow, you got me there b:laugh. + cookie 4 U!
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Energize - Heavens Tear
    Energize - Heavens Tear Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    It's like a con artist telling the people he's going to con them. It just doesn't work. A professional troll has no need to tell others that he's a troll, people notice it through his/her's actions ;).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    GaliNaab here, your neighbourhood friendly male venomancer.
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    1/5 Oh yea.. **** that guy.. I'm cool!

    a troll who admits hes a troll has already been unsuccessful.

    you can refer to it in pictures though. you cannot have feelings or emotion called remorse or regret. you have to be the kind of person willing to 'go there.' and a troll never admits defeat.
  • Briegg - Sanctuary
    Briegg - Sanctuary Posts: 584 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    wait..
    wait..

    why should i care..

    oh yes..
    i don't..

    that's right..

    good pig.. good pig..
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Aww..... But of course I admit I'm a trollb:laugh.

    Just look at my siggy!

    Just like all humans are not the same, all trolls aren't the same. But they do have a common purpose... Give others a piece of reality!...

    Oh yea.. for the record, there's a 5/5 now! Woot! I wonder who actually voted for that lol?
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Zephyrx - Lost City wrote: »
    Aww..... But of course I admit I'm a trollb:laugh.

    Just look at my siggy!

    Just like all humans are not the same, all trolls aren't the same. But they do have a common purpose... Give others a piece of reality!...

    Oh yea.. for the record, there's a 5/5 now! Woot! I wonder who actually voted for that lol?
    voting for your self is pretty laughable :)
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary wrote: »
    voting for your self is pretty laughable :)

    Screenshot or it's all lies b:chuckle
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Ravenor - Lost City
    Ravenor - Lost City Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Hey Guys Im Trolling Guys Guys Im Trolling

    Guys Im A Troll, Im Trolling Non Stop Every Day All Day

    Its Me, Im The Troll, Even My Sig Says So-

    Guys? Guys Come Back, Im Trolling..i-..guys?
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    troll rules:

    1. Use the strongest language possible. Calling names is always effective, and four-letter words show that you mean business.

    2. Having a violent opinion of something doesn't require you to actually try it yourself. After all, plenty of people heatedly object to books they haven't read or movies they haven't seen. Heck, you can imagine perfectly well if something is any good.

    3. If it's a positive review that you didn't like, call the reviewer a "fanboy." Do not entertain the notion that the product, service, show, movie, book or restaurant might, in fact, be good. Instead, assume that the reviewer has received payment from the reviewee. Work in the word "shill" if possible.

    4. If it's a negative review, call the reviewer a "basher" and describe the review as a "hatchet job." Accuse him of being paid off by the reviewee's *rival*.

    5. If it's a mixed review, ignore the passages that balance the argument. Pretend that the entire review is all positive or all negative. Refer to it either as a "rave" or a "slam."

    6. If you find a sentence early in the article that rubs you the wrong way, you are by no means obligated to finish reading. Stop right where you are--express your anger while it's still good and hot! What are the odds that the writer is going to say anything else relevant to your point later in the piece, anyway?

    7. If the writer responds to your e-mail with evidence that you're wrong (for example, by citing a paragraph that you overlooked), disappear without responding. This is the anonymous Internet; slipping away without consequence or civility is your privilege.

    8. Trolling is making a deliberately inflammatory remark, one that you know perfectly well is baloney, just to get a rise out of other people. Trolling is an art. Trolling works just fine for an audience of one (say, a journalist), but of course the real fun is trolling on public bulletin boards where you can get dozens of people screaming at you simultaneously. Comments on religion, politics or Mac-vs.-Windows are always good bets. The talented troll sits back to enjoy the fireworks with a smirk, and never, ever responds to the responses.

    9. Don't let generalities slip by. Don't tolerate simplifications for the sake of a non-technical audience. Ignore conditional words like "generally," "usually" and "most." If you read a sentence that says, for example, "The VisionPhone is among the first consumer videophones," cite the reviewer's ignorance and laziness for failing to mention the prototype developed by AT&T for the 1964 World's Fair. Send copies of your note to the publication's publisher and, if possible, its advertisers.

    And there you have it: the nine habits of highly effective pills. After all: if you're going to be a miserable curmudgeon, you may as well do it up right!
  • Ravenor - Lost City
    Ravenor - Lost City Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Ravenor - Lost City wrote: »
    Hey Guys Im Trolling Guys Guys Im Trolling

    Guys Im A Troll, Im Trolling Non Stop Every Day All Day

    Its Me, Im The Troll, Even My Sig Says So-

    Guys? Guys Come Back, Im Trolling..i-..guys?

    basically what im getting at is that you have a really terrible posting gimmick
  • Ravenor - Lost City
    Ravenor - Lost City Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    also please stop posting forever
  • DollParts - Sanctuary
    DollParts - Sanctuary Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Robin Williams is not amused.

    3105503284_b4e2ecfdbf.jpg
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Holystic - Sanctuary
    Holystic - Sanctuary Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    SPIDER PIG

    SPIDER PIG

    Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

    Can he swing

    From a web

    No he cant

    He's a pig

    LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

    He is a SPIDER PIG!!

    ZephyrX you aren't spider pig. b:thanks
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary wrote: »
    troll rules:

    1. Use the strongest language possible. Calling names is always effective, and four-letter words show that you mean business.

    2. Having a violent opinion of something doesn't require you to actually try it yourself. After all, plenty of people heatedly object to books they haven't read or movies they haven't seen. Heck, you can imagine perfectly well if something is any good.

    3. If it's a positive review that you didn't like, call the reviewer a "fanboy." Do not entertain the notion that the product, service, show, movie, book or restaurant might, in fact, be good. Instead, assume that the reviewer has received payment from the reviewee. Work in the word "shill" if possible.

    4. If it's a negative review, call the reviewer a "basher" and describe the review as a "hatchet job." Accuse him of being paid off by the reviewee's *rival*.

    5. If it's a mixed review, ignore the passages that balance the argument. Pretend that the entire review is all positive or all negative. Refer to it either as a "rave" or a "slam."

    6. If you find a sentence early in the article that rubs you the wrong way, you are by no means obligated to finish reading. Stop right where you are--express your anger while it's still good and hot! What are the odds that the writer is going to say anything else relevant to your point later in the piece, anyway?

    7. If the writer responds to your e-mail with evidence that you're wrong (for example, by citing a paragraph that you overlooked), disappear without responding. This is the anonymous Internet; slipping away without consequence or civility is your privilege.

    8. Trolling is making a deliberately inflammatory remark, one that you know perfectly well is baloney, just to get a rise out of other people. Trolling is an art. Trolling works just fine for an audience of one (say, a journalist), but of course the real fun is trolling on public bulletin boards where you can get dozens of people screaming at you simultaneously. Comments on religion, politics or Mac-vs.-Windows are always good bets. The talented troll sits back to enjoy the fireworks with a smirk, and never, ever responds to the responses.

    9. Don't let generalities slip by. Don't tolerate simplifications for the sake of a non-technical audience. Ignore conditional words like "generally," "usually" and "most." If you read a sentence that says, for example, "The VisionPhone is among the first consumer videophones," cite the reviewer's ignorance and laziness for failing to mention the prototype developed by AT&T for the 1964 World's Fair. Send copies of your note to the publication's publisher and, if possible, its advertisers.

    And there you have it: the nine habits of highly effective pills. After all: if you're going to be a miserable curmudgeon, you may as well do it up right!

    Actually, those rules are more of a "guideline" in school.

    Real life is always different.
    Holystic - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SPIDER PIG

    SPIDER PIG

    Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

    Can he swing

    From a web

    No he cant

    He's a pig

    LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

    He is a SPIDER PIG!!

    ZephyrX you aren't spider pig. b:thanks

    Yes, I would really want to be a Spider Pig... and have to like watch Homer chug down hundreds of beer for the rest of my life....

    And then sent to Hawaii to umm.... taste of "pleasure" of Spam b:beg
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    DollParts - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Robin Williams is not amused.

    3105503284_b4e2ecfdbf.jpg

    I'm the real picture, beoaacch!

    P.S. Robin Williams laughs at you b:laugh
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Insergapwn - Harshlands
    Insergapwn - Harshlands Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Someone burn this idiots bridge.
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Insergapwn - Harshlands wrote: »
    Someone burn this idiots bridge.

    Why can't you do it?
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Insergapwn - Harshlands
    Insergapwn - Harshlands Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Zephyrx - Lost City wrote: »
    Why can't you do it?

    I don't have the time to waste on nancy wannabe trolls
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    I think Zephyrx is a pretty cool guy; eh maeks teh vain polls and doesn't afraid of anything.

    PS: I voted 5/5. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...
  • Zephyrx - Lost City
    Zephyrx - Lost City Posts: 1,563 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Insergapwn - Harshlands wrote: »
    I don't have the time to waste on nancy wannabe trolls

    I guess I don't have to time to waste on little pretty naive ladies such as yourself also.
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I think Zephyrx is a pretty cool guy; eh maeks teh vain polls and doesn't afraid of anything.

    PS: I voted 5/5. b:victory

    Wow! You have courage... I give you that!b:laugh.

    Choosing the path less crossed!

    Yea, I guess I'm not afraid of anything. Once I remember I was in an argument with 3 other people who disagreed with me. Lets just say, It turned into 3 other people all agreeing with me b:victory.

    "Life's not worth living if you don't have to balls to live to the fullest"
    -ZephyrX
    Position: Professional Forum Troll
    Position Details: Be able to incite people to flames and perform miracles such as telling people what's right and what's wrong. Be able to dish out flames to other people so fire extinguishers are needed to put out the flames. Most of all, giving others a piece of reality.

    ZephyrX is better than crack... he's your Anti-Drug
  • Archville - Sanctuary
    Archville - Sanctuary Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Wish you actually knew how to troll rather than labeling yourself as ''Troll''

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