Guild_Less doesn't want you

Confused_ - Heavens Tear
Confused_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 37 Arc User
edited May 2009 in Guild Banter
o formerly known as Guild_Less™

“Where less is more”

The only faction that is about nothing, and proud of it.

No level requirements, No gear requirements, No requirements whatsoever.
No TW, No TT, No FBs, no help whatsoever, that’s our promise to our membership.
Heck we may not even talk to you…

Join when you want no more annoying random guild invites…
Join when you are in between guilds…
Join when you just want to hang with a friend…
Join when you just want to meet people…(no guarantees on this one)

If you manage to find a Guild_Less officer just ask for an invite.
Don’t bother asking who the officers are, longest person in faction is leader, second
longest is director, and so on until titles are all gone. Why, because less is more of course.
There are no real leadership challenges in Guild_Less.

Leave for whatever reason, whenever you feel like and never have to hear a word about it.
Period end of story.

Leave/Rejoin/Leave/Rejoin it’s all good, heck we even encourage leaving.

Why encourage leaving you may ask? Because “Less is More” of course.

Well really because everyone else moves up Leadership chain and can one day be
"Guild_Less Leader" denoting the ultimate status of nothingness, and having done nothing to
achieve it. At which point all faction members are encouraged, but never required, to
flame the leader for not having gone somewhere else by now.

What you “may” get out of being a Guild_Less member

You may make a new friend
You may find groups to do things with
You may find help on quest
You may find fun in playing PW with no expectations

Guild_Less disclaimer: Guild_Less™ and Guild_Less members, is in no way libel for your
game/real life experiences in the faction. The word “may” implies each users experience
will be different and souly the members responsibility.

Thanks and good luck finding our officers

Look for Guild_Less2™, Guild_Less3™, Guild_Less4™ soon.
Guild_Less™ coming to a server near you, we would franchise ourselves but but we have no
permanent mail address to send the franchise fee to.
Post edited by Confused_ - Heavens Tear on

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  • Confused_ - Heavens Tear
    Confused_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Guild_Less™

    Announcement, Guild_Less™ will hence forth be known as o, the membership felt our previous name didn't not fully represent the meaninglessness of what we stand for.

    o attempted to purchase the name rights to "No Faction" but was unable to meet "No Faction's" demands.
    As a result of our failed negotiations I have taken the following steps.

    1. A detailed count of all "No Faction" members has been made.
    2. "No Faction" members and their mysterious leadership has been reported for hacking, "No Faction" clearly has well in excess of the current 200 member limit of a level 3 faction.
    3. Frost Lord Holan, suspect leader of "No Faction", has been reported for stalking many members of o, and numerous other innocent players. He seems to have a particular affinity for players level 75 and up.
  • Suiel - Sanctuary
    Suiel - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    b:laugh b:chuckle

    This is by far the greatest guild non-invitation ever... if i was on HT i would surely not join you. :)

    Thanks for the laugh and good luck (or not if thats what you wish) with the guild!

    "3. Frost Lord Holan, suspect leader of "No Faction", has been reported for stalking many members of o, and numerous other innocent players. He seems to have a particular affinity for players level 75 and up." b:shockedb:avoid and here i thought it was just me...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    __________________________________________
    Who the hell invited an attack cleric as my support?b:beatup
  • Cgl_ifrit - Harshlands
    Cgl_ifrit - Harshlands Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    there were so many double negatives in there it wasnt even funni XDb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] u people make me stupid
  • Confused_ - Heavens Tear
    Confused_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Suiel - Sanctuary wrote: »

    This is by far the greatest guild non-invitation ever... if i was on HT i would surely not join you. :)

    Thanks for the laugh and good luck (or not if thats what you wish) with the guild!

    "o" formerly know as Guild_Less, is destined to be the next greatest non faction in all the MMO world, it offers all the features of a real faction with none of the drama. A Large continuously rotating cast of members, leadership changes frequently, and little to no support to its members. We live up to our charter and don't make sugar coated promises of greatness.

    Your Non application is pending review. b:pleased
    Cgl_ifrit - Harshlands wrote: »
    there were so many double negatives in there it wasnt even funni XD

    "o" has no need of grammar, it only hinders our ability to remain vague and mysterious. o is keeping our eye on youb:scorn

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