zardoz on the 4th
FallToAsh - Heavens Tear
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Zardoz on the 4th
"A sweater? You're wearing a DAMN SWEATER?!?! What's wrong with you? We both know you got some fine knockers, and I'm sitting here across from you in this restaurant, and I got no cleavage, I got no under-boob, I don't even have a friggen bra strap to look at. What the hell? Did you know that guys like to look at ****? Don't you KNOW how awesome I think yours are from the way we messed around the other night? Why should I give you any attention, much less pay for dinner, if you aren't going to make the effort to re-sell your rack to me every time I see you?"
"You see that girl over there? Yeah, the one wearing the half-shirt with the oriental-looking tramp stamp above her coin slot? Yeah. THAT is a girl that knows how to sell her body. That's why SHE gets all the guys, and that's why I'M going to be sitting over there until you get your act together. "
He can be such an *******.
"A sweater? You're wearing a DAMN SWEATER?!?! What's wrong with you? We both know you got some fine knockers, and I'm sitting here across from you in this restaurant, and I got no cleavage, I got no under-boob, I don't even have a friggen bra strap to look at. What the hell? Did you know that guys like to look at ****? Don't you KNOW how awesome I think yours are from the way we messed around the other night? Why should I give you any attention, much less pay for dinner, if you aren't going to make the effort to re-sell your rack to me every time I see you?"
"You see that girl over there? Yeah, the one wearing the half-shirt with the oriental-looking tramp stamp above her coin slot? Yeah. THAT is a girl that knows how to sell her body. That's why SHE gets all the guys, and that's why I'M going to be sitting over there until you get your act together. "
He can be such an *******.
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o0; if that is your guy, you need to find another one.
I expect this to fall into the Lower Depths, or at least Off-topic...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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