Can someone spare a gold

Actually give me gold too. I'm so desperate and I need your help. I need new clothes because I keep dying in battlefield but surely if monsters see what a well dressed chap I am they get distracted and then I kill them. But i need gold for that so please have a heart? Another thing I need gold for are mounts. You all know that you can't play without them right? I keep going into battle with bigger mobs than me because it's manly thing to do and i can't run away fast enough so I need good mount to bolt outta there. I also like to playkill people but that too requires good mount to escape from revenge. So please please give your hard earned money to me. What are you need it for anyway you capitalist fat overfed pigs? There's poor chap standing right in front of you begging for survival. Give em to me dammit, GIVE!!!