Alex's hall of fame - 1

Alex - Harshlands
Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
edited April 2009 in Dawnglory (EU)
This is where you go to be made famous! If you've made it here, then you no longer fail at life. You are a winner, and God smiles upon you.

We begin the tour of the hall with a servers well known pker. He's pro, he's a veno, he has a nix...it's none other then....DejaVu!

With his pro pk skills in hand, our hero attempted to avoid a gank by diving out of the air. Laughing "You'll never catch me suckas" as he fell, he did not notice the swarm of angry mobs below. Hilarity ensued:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/owned1-1.jpg

Next we have another pro pker, well known to the harshlands. If you've seen DejaVu, you've obviously noticed Angerr behind him giving him the reach-around.

With all his friends by his side, and now sexually satisfied after butt-hugging Dejavu all night long, Angerr was feeling safe and sound...until: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/owned2.jpg

Next we have Suwaki. After watching the movie superman returns one too many time, Suwaki believed he could fly faster than a speeding bullet. If you listen closely, you can hear him say "I think i can i think i can i think i c..."

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/owned3.jpg

Next we have Burnout. Thinking this would be another merry excursion into the cube, our dungeon wanderer was surprised to find a 2inch hole in his head:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/cubeowned.jpg

Now an old but favorite. Rome, everyone's favorite transvestite was thinking he was going to gank the Alex. But little did he know, the creatures of the forest come to the aid of the chosen one. The bunnies had there say:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/olpwned.jpg

!UPDATE! !UPDATE! !UPDATE !UPDATE! !UPDATE! !UPDATE! !UPDATE!

With Angerr and Dejavu leaving them, Nova_, suwaki, funlolz and nurfed ventured forth to the fishes for a little grind time. Little did they know that there merry little underwater picnic would be interrupted:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/rolled1.jpg

Seeing his comrades fall, nova_'s instinctive reaction was to run away. Sadly, his mortal fear of water, and women, made it so he never learned to swim:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/rolled2.jpg

After many attempts to reclaim there grind spot, and failing horribly, funlolz decided he would take matters into his own hands. With the ugliest character created on the Harshlands, he flung his green locks of hair to the side and lept into battle. Unfortunately for the genetic accident, he was put to sleep and forced to watch, in slow motion as his wig was literally split:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/DelaMorte/rolled3.jpg

The end of the battle came when Pinkerbell, a beautiful level 74 veno with a might bee, solo'd nova_, a lvl 85 Archer. At which point, nova_'s manhood simply castrated itself as it could no longer handle the shame.

Stay tuned for more adventures of the pro pkers and there battle against puberty.
Post edited by Alex - Harshlands on

Comments

  • Meca - Harshlands
    Meca - Harshlands Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    well that was a journel of joy and lols all at once, keep up the fame, maby all gimps and pro l33t pk0rs will be listed here with there amazingness

    p.s, g/j alex with the story lolsb:chuckle
  • roman6
    roman6 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    haha thats **** classic....that **** bunny hit me harder than you did <3 im going on a bunny killing spree right now!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Suwaki - Harshlands
    Suwaki - Harshlands Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I like how you're not the one killing me in that screenshot.

    1.2k on a robe, very impressive rofl

    Also, my 3 deaths in an hour? compared to your wait... I lost count

    PS: I'm a robe mage, just reminding
  • Angerr - Harshlands
    Angerr - Harshlands Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    You forget to mention that you guys kept repeatedly loosing 6v6, so you called in 10+ extra people, and still were getting beaten. I'll admit you 2 shot me, you should admit your team got rickrolled.
  • Eragon - Harshlands
    Eragon - Harshlands Posts: 465 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Alex, for the sake of us all. Please go outside. Please get friends.
    Wonhalt
  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I think at this time, this is badly needed by a lot of those honorable mentions in the hall of fame. Doctor recommended, Alex guarantee'd to fix all your QQing needs:

    http://astrology.earthlyreturns.com/Doctor%20offering%20a%20box%20of%20tissues.jpg
  • Loltank - Harshlands
    Loltank - Harshlands Posts: 747 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Holy **** Best Thread Ever

    Alex I Love You Have My Babies Forever

    You Are Pk God

    You Kill So Many People Including Rome

    And Angerr

    And Suwaki

    And That Other Guy

    And The Bunny Man


    Omfg I Love You So Much


    Maybe You Show Me Your "deadly Shot" Sometime?

    I Accept It With Love Plox

    I Swallow You Deadly Shot Yes Yes Yum

    Some Of These Are Even Old Screens Like When Icon Was In Kingdom

    You Saved The Best For Last

    Everyone Probably Think You Only Have 6 Kills Now But I No You Much Better Than Them

    Marry Me
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • mprkeller
    mprkeller Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Wow, that's friggin' hilarious. b:laugh

    Well done Alex.
  • Funlolz - Harshlands
    Funlolz - Harshlands Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    suwaki, i think its time to upload the AlexGoesOneshot photo album b:chuckle good times... have you guys ever won at pvp against us btw alex...

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    thought so >.>
  • Nova_ - Harshlands
    Nova_ - Harshlands Posts: 346 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I love how Alex acts like hes still a factor or something b:laugh



    Have fun with your refined 8x gear, ill see you when im 9x b:bye
  • Funlolz - Harshlands
    Funlolz - Harshlands Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    hey nova, remember when people thought alex could level without oracles b:laugh
  • Nova_ - Harshlands
    Nova_ - Harshlands Posts: 346 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    ROFL! Now to level he just bots at West fish b:shocked
  • Icon - Harshlands
    Icon - Harshlands Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Iam in Alex's screenshot I guess am I famous now b:cute

    I shouldnt have been in that battle though, we lost two out of three waves due to lack of organization, but still did respectible considering I personally got each of team 2 at least once.
  • Iffy - Harshlands
    Iffy - Harshlands Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Icon - Harshlands wrote: »
    Iam in Alex's screenshot I guess am I famous now b:cute

    I shouldnt have been in that battle though, we lost two out of three waves due to lack of organization, but still did respectible considering I personally got each of team 2 at least once.

    stop grinding at phoenixes b:cry i want that spot
  • Angerr - Harshlands
    Angerr - Harshlands Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Iffy - Harshlands wrote: »
    stop grinding at phoenixes b:cry i want that spot

    get to the back of the line!
  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    The tales of the hall of fame have been updated!
  • Thorin - Harshlands
    Thorin - Harshlands Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Nova_ - Harshlands wrote: »
    I love how Alex acts like hes still a factor or something b:laugh



    Have fun with your refined 8x gear, ill see you when im 9x b:bye

    Nova, see you when you're 9x geared in **** and we're 9x geared in, oh yeah, full TT90, and while you're leveling don't forget to pray each morning that my lovely wife Pinkerbell doesn't decide to ROLL YOUR **** with a 10+ level disadvantage and NO NIX.

    Who is the real nonfactor here my old friend?
  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Thorin - Harshlands wrote: »
    Nova, see you when you're 9x geared in **** and we're 9x geared in, oh yeah, full TT90, and while you're leveling don't forget to pray each morning that my lovely wife Pinkerbell doesn't decide to ROLL YOUR **** with a 10+ level disadvantage and NO NIX.

    Who is the real nonfactor here my old friend?

    Just you wait...once nova_ is 90...and fully geared...you'll see whats up then. He's just pretending to have no skills...he's pulling a ropadope. Just-you-wait!
  • Apollo - Harshlands
    Apollo - Harshlands Posts: 169 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    This is so funny. Instead of admitting a loss and taking it with some manhood, these idiots put their minds together and came up with the best excuses they could conjure to redeem what's left of their dignity. Props especially to Rome's sexually questionable comment.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Mofo - Harshlands
    Mofo - Harshlands Posts: 71 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    L O L spells LOL!!
    LOLIROFL CAKE!! GET SOME!!
  • Suwaki - Harshlands
    Suwaki - Harshlands Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Apollo - Harshlands wrote: »
    This is so funny. Instead of admitting a loss and taking it with some manhood, these idiots put their minds together and came up with the best excuses they could conjure to redeem what's left of their dignity. Props especially to Rome's sexually questionable comment.

    LoL, man if that isn't a joke, you're a complete idiot.
  • Angerr - Harshlands
    Angerr - Harshlands Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Apollo - Harshlands wrote: »
    This is so funny. Instead of admitting a loss and taking it with some manhood, these idiots put their minds together and came up with the best excuses they could conjure to redeem what's left of their dignity. Props especially to Rome's sexually questionable comment.

    Apollo you weren't even there. Icon already admit in his post they were beaten the majority of the time. I'm sure Alex knows that his team was loosing, but obviously he isn't gonna admit it.
  • Loltank - Harshlands
    Loltank - Harshlands Posts: 747 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Is Alex done wanking off his ego? Is it safe to remove my goggles yet?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Aurian - Harshlands
    Aurian - Harshlands Posts: 538 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Alex - Harshlands wrote: »
    The end of the battle came when Pinkerbell, a beautiful level 74 veno with a might bee, solo'd nova_, a lvl 85 Archer. At which point, nova_'s manhood simply castrated itself as it could no longer handle the shame.

    Stay tuned for more adventures of the pro pkers and there battle against puberty.

    b:chuckleb:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Meca - Harshlands
    Meca - Harshlands Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    guess youre all *butthurt* about his screenshots or u wudnt all be posting here...

    now for a serious note, i dont no how any of you tools have the nerve to post this sh*t after trying to make every1 from crimson look bad in pvp with ur silly excuses for screenshots,

    take it on the chest, grow a d*ck, get a brain, and then come bak and play.
  • Aurian - Harshlands
    Aurian - Harshlands Posts: 538 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Meca - Harshlands wrote: »
    guess youre all *butthurt* about his screenshots or u wudnt all be posting here...

    now for a serious note, i dont no how any of you tools have the nerve to post this sh*t after trying to make every1 from crimson look bad in pvp with ur silly excuses for screenshots,

    take it on the chest, grow a d*ck, get a brain, and then come bak and play.

    b:lipcurl...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Iffy - Harshlands
    Iffy - Harshlands Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Meca - Harshlands wrote: »
    take it on the chest.

    wtf
    10charsplox
  • andracil
    andracil Posts: 2,949 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    This isn't gonna end well.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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