EVENT: PWI Caption Contest #1: CLOSED - Winner announced on post #2!!!

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  • fleshforfantasy
    fleshforfantasy Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    (>' ')> "I say, this wall hasn't always been here, has it?"

    (>' ')> "PWI evening school proudly presents: Interpretive dance to the music of Pink Floyd" (P.S. If you don't get the referrence, GET SOME MUSICAL TASTE, duuuuuh)

    (>' ')> "In big cities like NYC or Archosaur, people will do ANYTHING for a parking spot"

    (>' ')> "PWI news bulletin: local wall grows several butts! More at 11!"

    (>' ')> "Guys, I TOLD I can't even find my own damn bathroom without GPS -.-"

    (>' ')> "Wall: 1, GM: 0"

    (>' ')> "Mister Gorbadschow, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

    (>' ')> "It was then that the friends realised they they would never.... OMG LOOK AT THAT THEY'RE STUCK IN A WALL O.O!"

    (>' ')> "OK everyone have a gum in case the cops come by O.o"

    (>' ')> "Note to self: You can't beat a brickwall at a game of 'chicken' "
  • tobbs
    tobbs Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    GM: Ok guys all you gotta do is walk through this wall, if you follow me, I will show you, if you can walk through the wall on your mount, I will give you a prize.

    -Players trying deperately to go through the wall-

    -GM giggling to his/her self. (Players will do ANYTHING) to get something from the GM even if its just attention.. haha (thinking) What else can I make them do just for fun?!?-
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    People: It's about time we be hitting the old dusty wall.
    Horses: i knew we shouldn't of followed that show hare...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    OMG, the FB'S are after us-*smacks wall*- didnt see that there..... *chomping noises*....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • tobbs
    tobbs Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    GM: Ok everyone lets try the new -autopathing system!- All you gotta do is: Press ALT and click! LEts try..
    Then all you gotta do it go afk while you autopath!

    -Everyone Autopathing into the wall-
  • Hecklar - Sanctuary
    Hecklar - Sanctuary Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    b:victoryWelcome Everyone to the 2009 Twit of the Year Relay.. Remember folks that the winner's Family will recieve a memorative Plaque of their participating family member... The relay will consist of:
    Step one: Running in a Straight Line
    Step two: The double Matchbox wall jump
    Step three: Removing the Bra from the Maniquen
    Step four: Waking the neighboor
    Step five: Shooting the staked rabbit
    Step six: Racing to the finishline for the final event
    Step seven: The suicidal Pistol shooting

    Okay, we have the contestants ready...

    Ready.. Set.. Go!!!


    Ohh.. Ohh my.. Wohhh... Ohh my word.. Well then...

    We have a Tie :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I support true forms :3
  • Bumayee - Heavens Tear
    Bumayee - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Bricks doesnt taste that bad...
  • tobbs
    tobbs Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Other player: Hey Gm I'm confused.. How is your horse IN the wall....
    But its shadow is ON the wall? I don't understand!?!! b:angry
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    GM'S: all right, for this event, you must find the hidden "super eggs" hidden in this here wall.
    People:Thats impossible
    Horses: mmmmm, these are good eggs...
    People: ??? b:shocked......b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • tobbs
    tobbs Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    GM: I'm surrounded by idiots...
  • Kitty_Id - Sanctuary
    Kitty_Id - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    maart: why we are here??!..b:surrender.
    Tikana: shhhhhhh >.<b:shocked
    GM: >.< is not my fault !!!b:sad
    Cleric: ;-; no mooore b:cry

    *other angry GM*
    GM2:- Next time u put a wall in noobs face u will pay D:!!
  • Yondaimez - Sanctuary
    Yondaimez - Sanctuary Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    That's some nice **** right there
  • Yondaimez - Sanctuary
    Yondaimez - Sanctuary Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Stupid morons, I count to 100, you three go hide
  • Bananacream - Dreamweaver
    Bananacream - Dreamweaver Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Player: Why is wall suddenly appear in front of me?

    GM: Apologies for poor texture mapping!

    b:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckle
  • Sympathetic - Harshlands
    Sympathetic - Harshlands Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Kissing for Dummies!

    Tikana: - " Why the hell did we pay 10 bucks for this?! I thought we'd get to kiss girls not a wall! "
    FrankieRaye: - " This is kinda nice though "
    That dude from Infinitum is shocked: - " :O "
    Maart is kinda busy...with the wall b:dirty
  • Thelegion - Lost City
    Thelegion - Lost City Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Gm: I u eat that wall i give u a mount.....
    people: i bet It.... but also have to write ...????
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SUl - Sanctuary
    SUl - Sanctuary Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    In a perfect world, you can break the laws of physics! ^___^
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Tomorrow on "As the PWI Turns": FrankieRaye begins his diabolical plan to take over Archosaur and all of the PWI world. Is this the end or will FrankieRaye's plans of world domination be foiled? Stay Tuned, you will not want to miss one moment.....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • Damaged - Lost City
    Damaged - Lost City Posts: 460 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    After cheating on the examination to become a GM, FrankieRaye decided to become the most friendly GM of all time - he vowed to help players, be friendly and a good influence, and most importantly, teleport players anywhere and everywhere. Soon after the appointment to his new position, a group of players were spotted that were requesting to be teleported to Archosaur, a well known financial district in the game. Not wishing to be ridiculed, young FrankieRaye tried his best to teleport them successfully from their current location. Unfortunately, even the most basic of teleport spells that GM's have at their disposal did not work, and places people wanted to go were left unvisited. Frankie tried his best to teleport them, but instead summoned a great black hole, ripping through time and space, causing the destruction of thousands of miles of land within the game and the mass banning of almost all players, except from those within a 10 meter radius - the group wanting to be teleported was not banned or maimed in any way. In an attempt to silence the unknowing group of players, Frankie did the only thing he knew how to do: teleport players forward by 3 meters. The spell was spammed repeatedly on the players, who panicked and screamed on world chat in an attempt to warn others of his abuse. There was no one to listen however, and the players were jammed into the wall of a nearby structure. Their screams will never be forgotten: ":O" - an emoticon we will treasure forever in honour of their memory. The whereabouts of FrankieRaye is currently unknown.
  • Sympathetic - Harshlands
    Sympathetic - Harshlands Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    GM: - " You don't know how to play Hide & Seek, do you..? "
    Others : - " Nope. "
  • ulcisor
    ulcisor Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    FrankieRaye: Do not try and bend the wall...for that is impossible! Instead, only try to realize the truth.
    Maart: what truth?
    FrankieRaye: THERE IS NO WALL O_O!
  • rosada
    rosada Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    "When they face a wall in their path, the truly valiant find a way around...! Or, not."
  • The_Mule - Sanctuary
    The_Mule - Sanctuary Posts: 126 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    I remember when all this used to be fields
  • salamael
    salamael Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    mounts: a wall? i don't see a wall
  • Deathdealerx - Lost City
    Deathdealerx - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Tikana: Great, just wonderful. This is the last time I allow anyone in the squad, and I mean anyone, to eat the powders before we leave.
    -Tikana looks to FrankieRaye-
    Tikana: Effectiveness Powder? Really Frankie? How accurate do you think we are for Christ's sake? How effective is this for us?
  • CooperDude - Lost City
    CooperDude - Lost City Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Headless Mounts in shops now - 50% off!
    New feature - random direction.
  • Thelegion - Lost City
    Thelegion - Lost City Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    FrankieRayes: We don't need no education.
    We don't need no thought control.
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
    Teacher, leave those kids alone.
    Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!

    Tikana & Maartnewbornd:
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rekkashadow - Sanctuary
    Rekkashadow - Sanctuary Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    LETS GO TO MY SECRET HIDEOUT! ITS INSIDE THE WALL OF THIS GAMES COMPUTER GRAFICS YAY!b:victory
    Im awesome[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Damaged - Lost City
    Damaged - Lost City Posts: 460 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    technically not a caption but had to be done

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  • fancywhat
    fancywhat Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    So, you tried the new auto pathing too then?

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