EVENT: PWI Caption Contest #1: CLOSED - Winner announced on post #2!!!

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  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I dont think this is what the builders had in mind when they said they wanted to keep the wild life look in this building
  • Agravain - Heavens Tear
    Agravain - Heavens Tear Posts: 271 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Rear parking only.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Oh no..... I think my Raptor has to go.....
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Ahhh...... who is going to clean this up?
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    There has to be easier ways to catch NOOBs
  • RapiBurrito - Heavens Tear
    RapiBurrito - Heavens Tear Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    "How to make two thousand nerds post non-funny comments on a stupid Screenshot" (add 1 :p)

    I bet GM's wanted to name this event like that... b:bye
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I think I found a sercert passage
  • Cerasus - Heavens Tear
    Cerasus - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Shortly following a trivia event hosted by GM Grimlizz, Archosaur authorities arrived at a grizzly scene where they found GM FrankieRaye and three other persons - and their mounts - embedded face-first into a wall.

    After a brief investigation and interview with witnesses, authorities were able to piece together the events leading up to this wince-worthy - yet highly amusing - scene.

    When asked "What came first, the chicken or the egg?," one of the trivia contestants answered, "Chuck Norris came first and then made both at the same time." To this GM Grimlizz replied, "The answer is NOT Chuck Norris."

    It was after this that Chuck Norris appeared in Archosaur to make an example out of one of the GMs. GM FrankieRaye, to her misfortune, was closest in proximity. That was when, witnesses told the investigators, Chuck Norris Proceeded to round-house kick the mounted GM FrankieRaye and the three others who were unfortunately within the vicinity.

    "This is kinda nice though," GM FrankieRaye had to say at the scene. "I mean, we got to meet Chuck Norris!"

    "More like Chuck Norris' foot met their [rears]," one witness had to say.

    Mr. Norris himself could not be reached for questioning. Our reporters would prefer not to be round-house kicked into the nearest wall.

    This has been a Perfect World News announcement. We now return you to your regular spamcasting schedule.
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    How many GMs does it take to pull a mount out of a wall?
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Nyahaha >:} I stole their breaks!
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    If they can't get UNstuck... LET'S LOOT THEM NOW!!!
  • PhantomDrake - Sanctuary
    PhantomDrake - Sanctuary Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    hey guys how exactly do u paste the image?
  • Noobonics - Heavens Tear
    Noobonics - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    o_O There isn't any grass on this side.. whoever says it's greener is lying. b:infuriated
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    So the 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican.......


    What does it have to do with the picture... Nothing... but its funny as hell.
  • BigDiamond - Lost City
    BigDiamond - Lost City Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Frankieraye: Ok guys here is the spot ill be selling the illegal game weapons, meet me here at midnight, b:quiet

    PWI Secuirty Camera: *Screan shot*

    Cleric: :O

    Frankieraye:this is kinda nice though, so u want the illegal weapons or not! I TAKE COOKIES ONLY DUDE!

    Frankieraye: Omg a secuirty camera all act casual and turn away from the camera!

    PW Secuirty Camera: The jig is up Frankieraye "YOUR FIRED"
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    This quest really should have a better EXP reward.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    ....because they felt so lonely.. like mister Lonely... who got nobody to caaaall his oooown!!! Ooooooh!!! So they find themselves a waaaall!!!!
  • CruellaXx - Heavens Tear
    CruellaXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    If you have a problem or get stuck, please submit a ticket via our ticketing system and a GM will be with you shortly.

    Ehm, it was supposed to be shortly, not shorted, dude.
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Looks like they don't have the cash for the Ninetail Fox either! LOOOOL
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    To defend the city....
    I introduce the new wall mounted GAS CANNONs.....
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I wonder what I can do to them now.. muahahahaha They look so squishy... just like my jiggy (wth??)
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Makes me think "Pepper Guns"...
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    maybe no one will notice!
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Oh no.... here comes John Mountgroper.
    I knew this was a trap!!!!!
  • keicad
    keicad Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    New ventilators?!.. So it wasn't Archosaur's catshops after all...
  • Damaged - Lost City
    Damaged - Lost City Posts: 460 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Soon after this picture was taken, the PWI GM known as FrankieRaye was relieved from his position as GM for unveiling the secret of how to learn the new uber "Wallbum" set of skills without paying NPC "Hong Kong Phooey" the extortionate fee's required. The secrets to the new skills were prematurely revealed, which apparently featured:

    Level 30+ "Partially Hide Inside A Wall" move (conceals the character for 60444 seconds and vastly decreases visibility by up to 1 percent".

    And the more advanced skill:

    Level 80+ "Cowards Way Out" - "conceals the character for 60445 seconds - has a chance to reveal a smudge of the body while adding +4% to chance to stun - affects -1 players in a range of 27 centimeters".

    The Wizard Tikana was over the moon to learn that they now had a way to survive for more than half a second after clicking to attack a fellow player, but was viciously brutalised, beaten, tortured, and eventaully banned for "knowing way too much" by a certain GM that wishes not to be named for sanitary reasons.
  • arysu
    arysu Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    "Introducing the new, ulltra mega super rare mounts, Now in Headless!"
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Ok... I will be the first to admit
    Midget tossing was fun but we may have gone too far with mount catapulting!
  • lordzod
    lordzod Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    are you sure this is the only way to get a headless horsmen talisman?
  • arysu
    arysu Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    "On your marks.... get set... GO-*CRUNCH*"

    "Bob! I thought I told you to move that wall!"

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