Hire Enrage to do your TWs!

Because of the overwhelming success of our anti Enrage PK regiment business, we decided to extend our franchise to a new frontier. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you:

Enrage Mercenaries

Enrage members will do your TWs for you. Yes. Ever wonder why you're losing against Triad, Legion, and RoadKill etc? It's because you're not us (Enrage.) Even though you will probably never be like us, we are offering a bit of "us" to you.

Members will be lent out every Monday. No exceptions. If you want Cat on Tuesday we say noooooo **** you missed your chance. Only Mondays.

Here is the pricing chart:

(Base Level Price + Class index) * self esteem index = Total price of member.

Base Level Price:
95+: 50 mil
90-94: 45 mil
85-89: 40 mil
80-84: 35 mil
0-79: 30 mil

Class index:
Barbs: 5 mil
Archer / Wiz: 4 mil
Clerics: 3 mil
Veno/BMs: 2 mil

Self Esteem Index:
Depends on each individual member. Enrage members with low self esteem will have a low value such as 1. Defected will have a self esteem of 10. Contact us for a self esteem index approximation.

Sample pricing:
Hisui lvl 86, extremely high self esteem due to massive layage of girlage.

(40 mil + 2mil) * 9 = 378 mil.

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PROCESS
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1) Pay up - pay us teh monies.
2) In order for GMs to overlook our shady transaction, the selected Enrage members will follow our QQ Enrage protocol to leave guild. It'll be very real.
3) Enrage members will fight every TW you have bid on for that week.
4) Profit. (for you guys of course)
5) Enrage member will quit your faction using a specified QQ protocol on Sunday evening.

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FAQs:

Q: Sure win guarantee?
A: Yes. You have paid handsomely for the best service available so that already makes you a winner.

Q: I bid on Enrage.
A: We don't see whats the problem here. We're professionals.

Q: Enrage member did not show for TW.
A: If you give us a notice 100 hours in advance, Enrage will withdraw its inactive member and send another one on its way for only half the original price.

Q: I like drama so I want Enrage members to follow my own QQ script to leave my guild:
A: You got it. This is a special service we will throw in for free. Extra 5 mil fee do apply if you require Enrage members to cry in vent. Acting ability of each member may vary.

Q: Will Enrage member require TW salary from our new land (yay)?
A: Nope! This just further exemplifies our sincere generosity!

Q: My fav Enrage Mercenary is already contracted to another guild.
A: Pre-order services will soon be available so you can book Torm 5 weeks ahead of time. Woozah.

Q: I have Hisui in my guild now. Does that mean he will not write predictions for our TWs?
A: YEP! Good job catching that. Hisui will not write predictions for whichever guild hes TWing for!