True love in HT

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xtrm9
xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
edited April 2009 in Etherblade (West)
The following work may or may not be fiction.

I met Charity on my character xtrmnine and we talked. She said her life has changed during the 1 week ban and asked me to write a rhyme on her feelings.
So we talked for 5 hours and she described me all that went during that 1 week.
So here goes

A week away from the game,
made her think from down to above.
How much she missed KingPiccolo,
how madly she was in love.
She thought about him all day,
even when she pooped and flushed.
Just the very thought of that bald green face,
and her cheeks blushed.
Suddenly she realised,
her new favorite color was green.
She tried watching a movie ,
but she saw KingPiccolo on the movie screen.
She likes a man like KingPiccolo,
who is so crispy and corny.
He is such a great lover,
that even sheep make him horny.
She said marry me o green one,
and KingPiccolo was surprised.
He agreed in the end ,
and his love for Chansore he sacrificed.
As husband and wife ,
they share farts and laughter.
Thats all folks,
they lived happily ever after.
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  • Khosh - Heavens Tear
    Khosh - Heavens Tear Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    That made me laugh so bad.
  • Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    This made me weep so sad.
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
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    That was pretty funny.

    I mean...

    "Her cheek got blushed."

    My cheek got laughed.
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  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
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    Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That was pretty funny.

    I mean...

    "Her cheek got blushed."

    My cheek got laughed.

    Lol .....

    Someones cheek got slapped
  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Hisui ??? Ling ping Ping ??? Ping Pong Yang ???

    How do the chinese name themselves
  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Thanks for the pms guys here is what i got in the pms.

    Every chinese family has a ancestral spoon. When a child is born the eldest member of the family drops the spoon. So whatever the sound the spoon makes is the name of the child.
    Like ting ming ling or ming ping bong etc etc. b:bye
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
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    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Thanks for the pms guys here is what i got in the pms.

    Every chinese family has a ancestral spoon. When a child is born the eldest member of the family drops the spoon. So whatever the sound the spoon makes is the name of the child.
    Like ting ming ling or ming ping bong etc etc. b:bye

    Dont bring your racist **** to my posts b:bye
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
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    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Thanks for the pms guys here is what i got in the pms.

    Every chinese family has a ancestral spoon. When a child is born the eldest member of the family drops the spoon. So whatever the sound the spoon makes is the name of the child.
    Like ting ming ling or ming ping bong etc etc. b:bye

    That is the most original joke I have seen next to the ancestral dental floss.

    I also like how in your head, a dropped spoon can make 3 sounds. I think you forgot to mention a wooden sound-amplifying staircase. I guess you have to attend a few more years of redneck school until you can actually successfully make fun of anyone but yourself.
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  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
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    Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That is the most original joke I have seen next to the ancestral dental floss.

    I also like how in your head, a dropped spoon can make 3 sounds. I think you forgot to mention a wooden sound-amplifying staircase. I guess you have to attend a few more years of redneck school until you can actually successfully make fun of anyone but yourself.

    Oh your ancestral spoon is a wooden one thats why you have such a short name.

    i was talking of metal spoons which bounce quite a bit when dropped from height.
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    A metal spoon that bounces quite a bit. Okay. Please keep talking.
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  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
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    Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    A metal spoon that bounces quite a bit. Okay. Please keep talking.

    Dont be jealous , get a metal one for our kids b:bye
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
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    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Dont be jealous , get a metal one for our kids b:bye

    You better be a hot girl or else no thank you.
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  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
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    Wow now we can racism on to that guys list of forum issues. Hes a real winner.

    Im starting to get worried for him. So much hate, racism, and then he freely talks about how he spends alot of time dropping spoons to hear there sounds and see how much they bounce.. Doesnt seem normal to me.
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  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
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    Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Wow now we can racism on to that guys list of forum issues. Hes a real winner.

    Im starting to get worried for him. So much hate, racism, and then he freely talks about how he spends alot of time dropping spoons to hear there sounds and see how much they bounce.. Doesnt seem normal to me.

    all day sitting on computer, no real life no family no nothing. Doesnt seems like normal to me.
  • Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
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    Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You better be a hot girl or else no thank you.

    Dont wish for a hot girl lol you ppl have to pay to get laid
  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
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    People like you are the ones they pay when they want to get laid.
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  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
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    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    all day sitting on computer, no real life no family no nothing. Doesnt seems like normal to me.

    Your right and Im glad your at least opening up to us about your life and problems. Now we just need to get you into professional help and maybe on medication.

    Though I dont think sterilization is techinically considered a medication. Oh well you cant win them all.
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  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    My thread ruined b:cryb:cry
  • Wei - Heavens Tear
    Wei - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    I'm sorry, xtrm... I'm afriad that you cant do anything about it. He's apparently very MAD. He won't spare anyone's thread including your funny threads like this :p

    But, somehow, I feel really entertained when I see people mad like him after we did something to them. LOL. sorry just couldn't help it LOL

    Anyway, He's out of control. I suggest that one of the admins/mods ban this delirious racist out of this forum. LOL sorry xD but I'm serious O_o
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
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    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Dont wish for a hot girl lol you ppl have to pay to get laid

    Don't let emotions like hate stay in your heart. They will eat you up from inside and take away your peace of mind. It is a international society now and everyone has equal rights. Embrace love for humanity and you will find inner peace. At the end of the day we are all human beings looking for a little happiness and peace of mind. So why hate each other. We all come from one same source. We all breathe the same air. When the sun and earth give us without discriminating then why let hate fill your heart.

    (p.s chinese girls are soo cute b:dirty)
  • Sagrath - Heavens Tear
    Sagrath - Heavens Tear Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    xtrm9 wrote: »
    (p.s chinese girls are soo cute b:dirty)

    Thanks. 8D
    ****.
  • EhrdeXero - Heavens Tear
    EhrdeXero - Heavens Tear Posts: 47 Arc User
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    Sagrath - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Thanks. 8D

    unless ur a chinese girl, which i doubt, i don't see how this compliment affects u. pretty funny tho b:laugh
  • Sagrath - Heavens Tear
    Sagrath - Heavens Tear Posts: 75 Arc User
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    EhrdeXero - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    unless ur a chinese girl, which i doubt, i don't see how this compliment affects u. pretty funny tho b:laugh

    I COULD be a chinese girl. But I'm not.
    ****.

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