True love in HT

The following work may or may not be fiction.

I met Charity on my character xtrmnine and we talked. She said her life has changed during the 1 week ban and asked me to write a rhyme on her feelings.
So we talked for 5 hours and she described me all that went during that 1 week.
So here goes

A week away from the game,
made her think from down to above.
How much she missed KingPiccolo,
how madly she was in love.
She thought about him all day,
even when she pooped and flushed.
Just the very thought of that bald green face,
and her cheeks blushed.
Suddenly she realised,
her new favorite color was green.
She tried watching a movie ,
but she saw KingPiccolo on the movie screen.
She likes a man like KingPiccolo,
who is so crispy and corny.
He is such a great lover,
that even sheep make him horny.
She said marry me o green one,
and KingPiccolo was surprised.
He agreed in the end ,
and his love for Chansore he sacrificed.
As husband and wife ,
they share farts and laughter.
Thats all folks,
they lived happily ever after.