Anti-Enrage PK Regiment

Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »

lol acting tough in a game makes you feel worthy of your otherwise worthless existence.. HOW SaD.

Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Also, you don't need to reimburse us for the lost charm ticks that Jell and Torm's GX will certainly deliver us.

Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Due to the massive Q... protest from our Heavens Tears peers, the Enrage guild has decided to take action upon its wrongdoings around our beloved server. From now on, with Enrage's leader Clunker's permission, we will be taking request to hunt down abusive Enrage members with Enrage's own Anti-Enrage PK regiment, made up of some of Enrage's finest PKers.

Too afraid to take on Enrage? Enrage will take on Enrage for you. But the extremely fulfilling and ironic experience we offer you comes at a small fee.

Here is the required bounty on the following group of Enrage players.

Clunker - - NULL. We cannot PK our own leader. But Clunker offers to kill himself for a one time payment of 50 million coins.

Executors - Most executors are pretty easy to take down. But we still require a payment of 30 million coins for the disrespect we show to our superiors and for your entertainment. A small price to pay imo. Also, you don't need to reimburse us for the lost charm ticks that Jell and Torm's GX will certainly deliver us.

Girls - The girls in Enrage is of great importance to us. For us to go out of the line and butcher their faces in for your entertainment is pushing the morals of chivalry that is the cornerstone of Enrage. Thus, we will be charging a small fee of 10 million coins. Prices on guys playing girl characters has to be inquired on individual basis.

Defected - You probably hate him. We do too. So we're going to give you a huge discount. For a small sum of 5 million coins, we will have his head on a plate. Don't worry. He won't see a single coin that you give us. We will keep it to buy charms and drugs so we can PK more Enrage *for you*. There will be an additional "extra ironic" fee during defected week.

Other Enrage Members: Of course, the other Enrage members can often be harder to kill than officers, girls, or defected. Since we don't hate the usual Enrage member the fee will be slightly higher than Defected's bounty. 6 Million coins. Yes. Only 6 million! Just grind TT for a week we can guarantee you the death of Antigone, Bookman, ****, Hisui, and many many more choices to select from! Be sure to ask for our special offer of "Kill em by the dozen" with lucrative discounts!

Commemorative PK screenshot: For an additional 500k, (YES ONLY 500K!) We will have our experienced TW scout and camera expert Aesthor take an epic screenshot of you standing beside the fallen Enrage. Want to see yourself standing on top of Clunker with a sadness card (which is free for a limited time)? Now is your chance. Screenshot will be sent to an email you provided.

FAQ:

Q: In what ways will you kill the offending Enrage player?
A: In any way possible. It depends on the construct of our extremely professional PK regiment.

Q: What if the person I want to kill is in the regiment?
A: Ever heard of "money makes the world go round?"

Q: I want to make fun of the dead Enrage member lying before me but I am illiterate and dumb.
A: The Regiment is also trained in the art of abusive trash talking. Make defected cry, we can. Additional fees apply.

Q: How do I get started! I want an Enrage killed *NOW*
A: Reply on this thread or send a mail to Hisui with the following information: Player you want dead, why you want him/her dead, the player's location. Hits will be carried out when we receive your payment. If your payment is not enough, we're going to keep your payment as punishment for not inquiring first.

Q: Who keeps drops?
A: If the Enrage member drops gear/items from PKing, we will be holding onto it. However, depending on the item, the Regiment will give consideration selling said items to you for a discounted price. After all, we appreciate your business and want to keep you 100% satisfied.

Q: Refund policy?
A: We offer competitive refund guarantee. If the offending Enrage player wipes our entire Regiment, we will carry out our second hit attempt *absolutely free*. If you change your mind before we carry out the hit, we can refund you 50% back.

Q: The Enrage member you just killed got ressed and continued to irritate me!
A: If you got the money, we got the time baby.

Q: Where do I receive customer support?
A: We have live chat standing by. All you need is a world chat. Operators are waiting to service your every need.

Q: I have more questions!
A: Reply to this thread or send inquiries to nomoreenrage@enragepwi.com.

TESTIMONIALS:

Enrage members that will reply to this thread will further reinforce the effectiveness of our new methods.

Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »

It's not exactly a BM weapon....It's a pair of axes, so anyone capable of using axes can use it. It's a gold axe with berserk.