Enrage Rhyme

Xamericanx - Heavens Tear
Xamericanx - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
edited September 2009 in Etherblade (West)
Aight i am sick on reading poems made by wannabe rappers like xtrm9 or chinese dudes like Hisui.

So i am gonna own you noobs and throw in my 2 cents. Here goes..

Their color is blue and their name is Enrage,
a bunch of rejects togather on the same page.
They are led by a noob named clunker,
a Charity wannabe who hides in his bunker.
Some thankless traitors joined them from rad,
they team up on lvl 30s and think they are real bad.
they act evil in a game and think it makes them cool,
try it in real life and you will have a bloody nose fool.
You will never be as good as Rad was,
you are just a bunch of losers fighting for a failed cause.
You think you are pro why not give pvp server a try,
you will get owned so hard you will only qq and cry.
You Rad wannbe enjoy while you have time,
soon your stupid clan won't be worth a dime.
Anybody can act tough in game cause you are safe behind the walls,
try acting tough in real life someday when you grow some balls.
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  • Gryff_Mizrym - Heavens Tear
    Gryff_Mizrym - Heavens Tear Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Fo Sho Eminem. So your calling us all these nasty things for being "tough guys" on the internet when you are doing the exact same thing. You just wrote a "rap" to insult someone online. Dude you are ultra BA. Prolly the coolest (and toughest) dude I've ever encountered online. /FAIL Tell me when your rap deal comes through will ya?
    Founder of the Interstellar Dinosaur Theorem.
  • Defected - Heavens Tear
    Defected - Heavens Tear Posts: 637 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Our clan is Enrage, our color is blue.
    We steamroll the server, we're better than you.
    We KS the spider, and what do you do?
    You clog up the forum with massive QQ.
    You never leave blue-mode, so what can you say?
    I guess lame rhyming is the same as PK.
    "Enrage ur all lozers! Stupit spoiled kids!"
    Yet Wednesday has passed, with the lack of your bids.
    Guess we're Radiance's problem...you're one of their fans?
    I bet they'll attack us when they're done with their bans.
    So finally accept: This is where we're at.
    Or cry and complain with 15 world chats.
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    You whiners forget, it's only a game.
    So our characters and real life are one in the same?
    What's that make you?
    WHAT'S THAT MAKE YOU?

    You...crybaby b:cry

    I win at "forum poetry."
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    Changed my mind. Permanently Retired - Only here to troll.
  • EXtacy - Heavens Tear
    EXtacy - Heavens Tear Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    lmao defected stop picking on the noobs
  • Crystabella - Heavens Tear
    Crystabella - Heavens Tear Posts: 204 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    OMG no wonder they gave you your own week Defected b:victory
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  • Gryff_Mizrym - Heavens Tear
    Gryff_Mizrym - Heavens Tear Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    BURN! Sick type.
    Founder of the Interstellar Dinosaur Theorem.
  • Wei - Heavens Tear
    Wei - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Rad wannabe? Better not. I would've quit long time ago if I were in Rad.
  • Krasava - Heavens Tear
    Krasava - Heavens Tear Posts: 274 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Nah! Xtrm9 still ownz! b:victory

    And XAmericanX, although i'm not in Enrage, I would gladly accept a fist-fight with you in real life and turn you into a sack of bloody pulp! b:mischievous

    Don't bring your stick to my gun fight, boy! Don't trip on those baggy pants, you wanna-be Eminem. You're probably a 4-eye loser living in your mom's basement. **** keyboard warrior with a fake name.

    I'll break your nose, your balls (assuming you have any), and make you **** blood for a week or two in RL. b:shutup
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    Lmao. Epic win.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    How about...defected :P
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    ಥ_ಥ MOAR.
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  • MentalEdge - Heavens Tear
    MentalEdge - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    How about...defected :P

    b:laugh Surprising defected missed that one
    Quit 100%...and surprised my forum account wasn't banned...yet
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    lol looks like i got competition
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Our clan is Enrage, our color is blue.
    We steamroll the server, we're better than you.
    We KS the spider, and what do you do?
    You clog up the forum with massive QQ.
    You never leave blue-mode, so what can you say?
    I guess lame rhyming is the same as PK.
    "Enrage ur all lozers! Stupit spoiled kids!"
    Yet Wednesday has passed, with the lack of your bids.
    Guess we're Radiance's problem...you're one of their fans?
    I bet they'll attack us when they're done with their bans.
    So finally accept: This is where we're at.
    Or cry and complain with 15 world chats.
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    You whiners forget, it's only a game.
    So our characters and real life are one in the same?
    What's that make you?
    WHAT'S THAT MAKE YOU?

    You...crybaby b:cry

    I win at "forum poetry."

    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    Did our pking gave you AIDS are you so infected.

    Defected that was one of the funniest rhyme i ever read. You should write more often please b:victoryb:victory
  • Nekhebet - Heavens Tear
    Nekhebet - Heavens Tear Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    lol as i was saying in another post : dude go and make a visit at the friendly local psychotherapist. You'r post realy shows all the symptoms of a no life ,insane,brain-sick...(and let's not forget)delirious person. Professional help is needed.
    I don't like to insult people but sometimes seems it's the only way.

    And defected u'r a pro b:laugh
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    Just another veno!!!
  • Chansore - Heavens Tear
    Chansore - Heavens Tear Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected wins! b:chuckleb:victory
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    not to be confused with the
    ..Liberators Movement for Lions
    or.....Lions United Front
    or........United Lions Front for Liberation of all Lions

    Retired b:bye but still trolllinnnnnn
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Thats my baby! Good Job defected me likes b:cute
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    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some chicks
    Ee i ee i o
    With a cluck-cluck here
    And a cluck-cluck there
    Here a cluck, there a cluck
    Everywhere a cluck-cluck
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o

    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some cows
    Ee i ee i oh
    With a moo-moo here
    And a moo-moo there
    Here a moo, there a moo
    Everywhere a moo-moo
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o

    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some pigs
    Ee i ee i o
    With an oink-oink here
    And an oink-oink there
    Here an oink, there an oink
    Everywhere an oink-oink
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
  • MentalEdge - Heavens Tear
    MentalEdge - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    There was a man named joe
    He was shovelling some snow
    When outta the sky
    Appeared a large red eye
    He just shrugged and mumbled "so"
    Quit 100%...and surprised my forum account wasn't banned...yet
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    xamericanx jesus christ... please get a clue.
    you're a shame to the red white n blue.
    here I thought they taught you to spell.
    Its "together" not "togather" you shameless wreck.
    You don't need to rhyme either. It's just like that.
    My poems reads better than yours. Without rhyme.
    No bullsht like, iambic pentameter and you wonder why...
    Seriously. Stop wasting your education.
    Better use your parents money on illegal immigrants.
    Us in real life? What kind of sh*t are you spitting?
    It's unfit for us to act like jerks; why would we want to?
    I don't need to act tough. I don't need to say a thing.
    When I see you standing before me, smiling.
    Asking me if I want fries with that.
    I say sure, why not. Here's a dime as a tip.
    You're worth as much as that. In real life. Aint it a b*tch?
    Don't worry bro there's always tomorrow.
    Always time before dying of old age.
    But for now just stfu. Sit down, and get owned by Enrage.
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    Enrage - We Eat.
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    ohh go Hisui too.

    I love my guild b:kiss
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    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....
  • Kytari - Heavens Tear
    Kytari - Heavens Tear Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Our clan is Enrage, our color is blue.
    We steamroll the server, we're better than you.
    We KS the spider, and what do you do?
    You clog up the forum with massive QQ.
    You never leave blue-mode, so what can you say?
    I guess lame rhyming is the same as PK.
    "Enrage ur all lozers! Stupit spoiled kids!"
    Yet Wednesday has passed, with the lack of your bids.
    Guess we're Radiance's problem...you're one of their fans?
    I bet they'll attack us when they're done with their bans.
    So finally accept: This is where we're at.
    Or cry and complain with 15 world chats.
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    You whiners forget, it's only a game.
    So our characters and real life are one in the same?
    What's that make you?
    WHAT'S THAT MAKE YOU?

    You...crybaby b:cry

    I win at "forum poetry."

    That is the best poem ever!! ^^ Had me laughing. And it's so true
  • Torm - Heavens Tear
    Torm - Heavens Tear Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I usually dont reply, and I'm not good at poems either
    but only for you the cult like Rad believer
    because your always blue name, so I can't kill you
    I must respond its what we in Enrage do
    As defected posted we are who we are
    Its a real shame that your guild is behind so far
    So tag along and root on the orange color,
    for here comes Enrage the tru big baller
    Write ryhmes on the forums for all to see
    but while you are QQIng will be in Arch throwing a party
    I know my rhymes arent that great
    but evenn QQpepper wouldnt accept you as a mate
    You childish person grow up please this is a game
    and writing poetry sure is not your claim to fame
    I do belive this is the first poem I ever wrote
    but i think its better that yours lets put it to vote
  • Pwntmasta - Heavens Tear
    Pwntmasta - Heavens Tear Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    been able to put QQpepper into the rhym +10 auto win
  • Khosh - Heavens Tear
    Khosh - Heavens Tear Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Is this the Enrage QQ thread? No? *keeps searching* =/
  • Veltore - Heavens Tear
    Veltore - Heavens Tear Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I came to the forums to see,
    all the QQ before my coffee.
    I see lots of things people had to say
    the noobs made me laugh to start my day.
    Almost time to log in and join the foray
    and laugh at all the world chats about defected's PK.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sagrath - Heavens Tear
    Sagrath - Heavens Tear Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Xamericanx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Aight i am sick on reading poems made by wannabe meatballs like xtrm9 or chinese meatballs like Hisui.

    So i am gonna own you noobs and throw in my 2 meatballs. Here goes..

    Their color is blue and their name is meatball,
    a bunch of meatballs togather on the same meatball.
    They are led by a meatball named clunker,
    a meatball wannabe who hides in his meatball.
    Some meatballing meatballs joined them from rad,
    they team up on meatballs and think they are real meatballs.
    they act evil in a game and think it makes them meatball,
    try it in meatball life and you will have a bloody meatball fool.
    You will never be as good as meatball was,
    you are just a bunch of meatballs fighting for a failed meatball.
    You think you are meatball why not give pvp server a meatball,
    you will get meatballs so hard you will only qq and fry meatballs.
    You Rad meatballs enjoy while you have time,
    soon your stupid meatball won't be worth a meatball.
    Anybody can act meatballish in game cause you are safe behind the meatballs,
    try acting tough in meatball life someday when you grow some onions.


    Fixed. :D:D:D:D
    ****.
  • Krasava - Heavens Tear
    Krasava - Heavens Tear Posts: 274 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    b:laugh
    Sagrath, idk why, but your rendition of the poem just did it for me! ROFL
  • BikerBOI - Heavens Tear
    BikerBOI - Heavens Tear Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Props to defected
  • Fliiick - Heavens Tear
    Fliiick - Heavens Tear Posts: 597 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    OK I have to admit it... defected's poem actually kicked **** xD

    And the line that blatantly rhymed with defected = WIN

    You had better stay on the forums after the game-that-must-not-be-named is fully up.
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    Former Tao Director

    IGN: Fliiick
    Cleric 100
    Currently Radiance
  • Wolfgore - Heavens Tear
    Wolfgore - Heavens Tear Posts: 293 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Fliiiiiiiickkkk b:infuriatedb:infuriated

    Don't necro old threadsssss argggg b:angry
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Wolfgore - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Fliiiiiiiickkkk b:infuriatedb:infuriated

    Don't necro old threadsssss argggg b:angry

    This thread is ok since it has a ☆☆☆Defected Post

    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Our clan is Enrage, our color is blue.
    We steamroll the server, we're better than you.
    We KS the spider, and what do you do?
    You clog up the forum with massive QQ.
    You never leave blue-mode, so what can you say?
    I guess lame rhyming is the same as PK.
    "Enrage ur all lozers! Stupit spoiled kids!"
    Yet Wednesday has passed, with the lack of your bids.
    Guess we're Radiance's problem...you're one of their fans?
    I bet they'll attack us when they're done with their bans.
    So finally accept: This is where we're at.
    Or cry and complain with 15 world chats.
    Or hide behind a fake name....that should be respected.
    ...I can't think of a word that rhymes with respected....
    You whiners forget, it's only a game.
    So our characters and real life are one in the same?
    What's that make you?
    WHAT'S THAT MAKE YOU?

    You...crybaby b:cry

    I win at "forum poetry."
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
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