Radiance vs Enrage

xtrm9
xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
edited April 2009 in Etherblade (West)
Enrage vs Radiance,
was an epic battle to see.
Radiance would have won,
but KP's keyboard got short-circuited by pee.
Enrage has the smexiest venos,
now they prooved they strongest too.
Dream of server domination by Radiance,
falls face down on donkey poo.
The more Radiance members speak,
the more QQ i hear.
How can a guild earning 200 mill a week,
can complain about having crappy gear.
They cry about the 20 members that left,
oh give me a break for a start.
90 percent of current Radiance members,
come from guilds that fell apart.
The problem is not your level,
nor is your gear or mat.
The thing is you cannot click fast,
when your fingers get too fat.
TW is getting interesting,
lets get on with the show.
Orange lands will decrease,
and Blue lands will grow.
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    ROFL you make it sound like Rad's victory depends on KP LOOOL
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ಥ_ಥ MOAR.
    SkyKoC - How long is yours?
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ROFL you make it sound like Rad's victory depends on KP LOOOL

    oh did i disclose their secret b:avoid
  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    LOL *claps* very witty
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    msbehaven wrote: »
    LOL *claps* very witty

    b:thanksb:thanksb:mischievous
  • Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear
    Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    <.< i still have lvl 70 armor and i barely died b:victory
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    You suck at poetry.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    You suck for telling someone else they suck!b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....
  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Astoru - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You suck at poetry.
    KP #2?

    ( space )
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ಥ_ಥ MOAR.
    SkyKoC - How long is yours?
  • Wei - Heavens Tear
    Wei - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Astoru - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You suck at poetry.

    if you think he sucks, make us a better poem here, so we can discuss who's better :p
  • Raidan - Heavens Tear
    Raidan - Heavens Tear Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Wei that poem was weak in rhymes i didnt enjoy it b:angry


    Th Only reason Radiance lost
    Was not due to gear or Cost
    Its cause they suck real bad
    a lot of their members are prolly sad
    200 mil a week how can they lack
    i bet people want their betting money back
    on this server QQing is nothing new
    I guess from Radiance it was even due
    i think its time Raidance pulls the cord
    I think we all know Enrage is the new lord
    Enrage owns Heavens Tear
    QQing really more Tears?
    I guess its time to Hear
    Enrage is the name you Fear
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    mm so what do we call this a poetry off? a poem off? lol you know like a rap off or pose off :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....
  • Keita - Heavens Tear
    Keita - Heavens Tear Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Prose off?
  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I can't believe it has come down to this.
    Hisui is here now, not Blessing, but bliss.
    I run my mouth and I get in the zone.
    Going to talk about how Enrage guild own.

    From the bidding we could already see.
    How this match would turn out to be.
    A one sided destruction, a Radiance carnage.
    **** Rad crystal like we're inside Carthage.
    Nobody saw it coming, the cut-throat Enrage
    Turning the HT chapter to a new page...

    Don't you already see? My boys n girls?
    Its easy to guess how my rhymes will unfurl.
    Not going to stop yet, sic on them Defected.
    Until their guild are broken down n defected.
    So guys enjoy the show! get em erected!
    Enrage is the new king! No need to be elected!
    The Enrage reign, its sure and expected.
    So all you haters are just subjected

    to respect us. Or be dissected.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Enrage - We Eat.
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I dunno, I have to say I think xtrm is still winning, though I loved the Carthage shout out in yours Hisui that was great lol.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....
  • Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    The battlefield was swamped in despair,
    Hottest chick on HT was not there.
    The big orange tyrants will be back soon,
    Sweep you off your feet like a raging typhoon.
    If green midgets are what you seek,
    I might possibly make it the coming week.
    But why not this week? The answer is this:
    xtrm9 sabotaged me with his smelly ****.
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I can't believe it has come down to this.
    Hisui is here now, not Blessing, but bliss.
    I run my mouth and I get in the zone.
    Going to talk about how Enrage guild own.

    From the bidding we could already see.
    How this match would turn out to be.
    A one sided destruction, a Radiance carnage.
    **** Rad crystal like we're inside Carthage.
    Nobody saw it coming, the cut-throat Enrage
    Turning the HT chapter to a new page...

    Don't you already see? My boys n girls?
    Its easy to guess how my rhymes will unfurl.
    Not going to stop yet, sic on them Defected.
    Until their guild are broken down n defected.
    So guys enjoy the show! get em erected!
    Enrage is the new king! No need to be elected!
    The Enrage reign, its sure and expected.
    So all you haters are just subjected

    to respect us. Or be dissected.
    Now this is poetry.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Wei - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    if you think he sucks, make us a better poem here, so we can discuss who's better :p
    That's some flawed logic there. So I can't say if food is nasty if I can't cook anything better?
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    WHAT I POST IS NOT POETRY AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN !

    I ONLY POST TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND **** SOME PEOPLE OFF

    b:bye

    (here i made alternative lines rhyme not all)
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I have better things to do in life then write poetry on an online mmorpg forum b:chuckle
  • Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Evidently not.
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Evidently not.
    Not much more to say.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Evidently not.

    OMGZZZ IT'S THE GREEEN BALD FREAK b:shockedb:shocked
  • Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    You prefer your green freaks hairy?
  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    This looked like fun and I was bored while WQ auto-pathing.
    So heres my 2 cents worth (I wont say its poetry because that its not lol)

    The fight we dreamt of has now been won
    It was nothing short of downright fun
    Clunker led us like a pro
    Our awesome teamwork was on show
    When Enrage Phoenixs filled the sky
    Clerics and wizards were bound to die
    BMs were stunning left and right
    their Venos had no chance to fight
    Once we froze them with a stun
    Wizards killed them, no time to run
    Archers took them from afar
    The only warning was defecteds RAWR
    Clerics buffed, they rezed and healed
    By that point Rads fate was sealed
    History has now been made
    The maps orange glow begins to fade
    **** and whine or cry unfair
    You can bid on us this week if you dare
    Go on Radiance come kick our ****
    Oops Charitys banned for that Elysium farce

    b:chuckle
  • Forp - Heavens Tear
    Forp - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,445 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    i'm willing to say it was a bit unfair, as neither guild knew engraged would have 8 catas, and rad was getting 3v1'd without some of their core players, but who cares. this gives enraged motivation to continue attacking.
  • Sonnestark - Heavens Tear
    Sonnestark - Heavens Tear Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I've been warned the mods aren't very appreciative of the content I had here....
    Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.
  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    LOL that was seriously lame Sonnestark. Oh wait this is the part where you yell April Fools right ?!?
  • Sonnestark - Heavens Tear
    Sonnestark - Heavens Tear Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Nope, just me misbehaving :P
    Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    msbehaven wrote: »
    This looked like fun and I was bored while WQ auto-pathing.
    So heres my 2 cents worth (I wont say its poetry because that its not lol)

    The fight we dreamt of has now been won
    It was nothing short of downright fun
    Clunker led us like a pro
    Our awesome teamwork was on show
    When Enrage Phoenixs filled the sky
    Clerics and wizards were bound to die
    BMs were stunning left and right
    their Venos had no chance to fight
    Once we froze them with a stun
    Wizards killed them, no time to run
    Archers took them from afar
    The only warning was defecteds RAWR
    Clerics buffed, they rezed and healed
    By that point Rads fate was sealed
    History has now been made
    The maps orange glow begins to fade
    **** and whine or cry unfair
    You can bid on us this week if you dare
    Go on Radiance come kick our ****
    Oops Charitys banned for that Elysium farce

    b:chuckle

    now this is one real pro b:victory
  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    touche` sonnestarkb:chuckle

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