Why Enrage is better than you.

EXtacy - Heavens Tear
EXtacy - Heavens Tear Posts: 20 Arc User
edited December 2011 in Etherblade (West)
1. We have a panda named clunker leading us
2. Hotter girls in Enrage, trust me ive seen them =D
3. at least 70% of the PKing community is Enrage
4. You see our name in Arch all the time now
5. On the issue of same sex marriage in game, we are pro choice - just ask alpha and clunker
6. 1 for Enrage, 1 for the line, we dont follow lines, we make our own
7. we have defected who actually has a week named after him
8. we have fail wizard named eXtacy, but hes not really fail, he just likes fooling people
9. for reason 8 again, since its just a bad **** reason
10. cause our director xfailbidden has more HP than all the clerics put together
11. we are the only guild able to get banned for no reason

PS- yes we are better than you, thats why we can make it an odd number of reasons
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  • Clunker - Heavens Tear
    Clunker - Heavens Tear Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    number 5! b:surrender

    some more stuff:

    12. Our director and leader are not squishy.
    13. Yes, we fail but you fail more than us.
    14. Mr. and Ms. Spring 2009 are from our faction.
    15. We beat a "top" guild faster than anyone ever did.
    16. We like to blame pandas for everything
    17. We're just more of a badass than any of y'all combined.
  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Clunker - Heavens Tear wrote: »

    16. We like to blame Clunker for everything

    I fixed it for you Leader dear.
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  • Nrg - Heavens Tear
    Nrg - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    18. nRg is sexier than all the male classes combined.
  • raidan
    raidan Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    we also have Immortal a guild named themselves based of one of our members and a really noobish one!
  • Clunker - Heavens Tear
    Clunker - Heavens Tear Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    19. our vent karaoke sessions are awesome.
  • Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear
    Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Because we have my minty freshness =P
  • Nrg - Heavens Tear
    Nrg - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Fresh my @ss b:victory
  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    You forgot to mention our impeccable fashion sense and our Leaders awesome singing voice (forcing you to sing lost a little something when it turned out you could sing like that!...its ok next time we win you have to dance)
  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    21. We serve ImmoCookies and Khoshyburgers. And Cake.
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  • Hisui - Heavens Tear
    Hisui - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,369 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    w/e happened to Enrage houses the HT's oldest and most consistent TW predictor?
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  • msbehaven
    msbehaven Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    I keep telling you Winter where I live your a toilet cleaning product b:chuckle
  • Rawthorne - Heavens Tear
    Rawthorne - Heavens Tear Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Hmm not sure which thread is funnier, happy defected day, 1 line for Enrage/1 for everyone else. or this 1. Me thinks you guys need a poll to decide thisb:laugh
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    23. We make lots of useless but amusing threads
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  • Quarka - Heavens Tear
    Quarka - Heavens Tear Posts: 92 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    EXtacy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    5. On the issue of same sex marriage in game, we are pro choice - just ask alpha and clunker
    6. 1 for Enrage, 1 for the line, we dont follow lines, we make our own
    7. we have defected who actually has a week named after him


    Hee hee makes me laugh...

    24) Again we have the hottest girls in our faction.
    25) The girls talk a lot.
    26) defected keels
    27) Our leader has a voice that makes all the girls melt.
    28) We have a pro at identifying 90's theme songs.
    29) We have the most hate in the server. (So freaking bid on us this week.)
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  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Servers up again
  • Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear
    Xwinterfresh - Heavens Tear Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    30.Winter is not used to clean ur toilets <.< 31.nRg gtfo xD
  • Cat - Heavens Tear
    Cat - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,187 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    99. Cat is there. No need to say more

    b:victory
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    31. nRg > Kantorek in duel O_O
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  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    32.Clunker has counted to infinity...twice b:shocked
  • EXtacy - Heavens Tear
    EXtacy - Heavens Tear Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    33. we have proof that we kill GMs =P

    2009-04-0102-53-43.jpg
  • Nrg - Heavens Tear
    Nrg - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, I beat that punk. ( O_o )===O Kantorek ^_^
  • Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear
    Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    EXtacy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    2. Hotter girls in Enrage
    Ahem... >.>
  • Defected - Heavens Tear
    Defected - Heavens Tear Posts: 637 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    This thread is full of win.
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  • rifkind
    rifkind Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    EXtacy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    1. We have a panda named clunker leading us
    2. Hotter girls in Enrage, trust me ive seen them =D
    3. at least 70% of the PKing community is Enrage
    4. You see our name in Arch all the time now
    5. On the issue of same sex marriage in game, we are pro choice - just ask alpha and clunker
    6. 1 for Enrage, 1 for the line, we dont follow lines, we make our own
    7. we have defected who actually has a week named after him
    8. we have fail wizard named eXtacy, but hes not really fail, he just likes fooling people
    9. for reason 8 again, since its just a bad **** reason
    10. cause our director xfailbidden has more HP than all the clerics put together
    11. we are the only guild able to get banned for no reason

    PS- yes we are better than you, thats why we can make it an odd number of reasons

    Ahhh kids these days have no culture...#11 should be:

    11. But....this one goes to 11!
  • xtrm9
    xtrm9 Posts: 221 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Defected - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    This thread is full of win.

    nice sig Defected b:mischievousb:mischievous
  • Defected - Heavens Tear
    Defected - Heavens Tear Posts: 637 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    xtrm9 wrote: »
    nice sig Defected b:mischievousb:mischievous

    Cat is the best!

    I need to save up 12 mil for the female/female marriage.
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  • Qiuyue - Heavens Tear
    Qiuyue - Heavens Tear Posts: 83 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    b:surrender @ #2
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Qiuyue - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:surrender @ #2
    If most of them weren't actually guys with girl characters

    *Cough*
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Astoru - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    If most of them weren't actually guys with girl characters

    *Cough*
    You've been living under a rock. There more girls playing girl characters than guys playing girl characters (in Enrage). I can't say I know for sure in any of those other guilds. Most of the guys in Enrage playing girls happen to be venos. Tough luck there.
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  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You've been living under a rock. There more girls playing girl characters than guys playing girl characters (in Enrage). I can't say I know for sure in any of those other guilds. Most of the guys in Enrage playing girls happen to be venos. Tough luck there.
    More like I haven't been playing often until two weeks ago.

    And the part where I don't really care.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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