I'd like a new keyboard plz.

Gonff - Lost City
Gonff - Lost City Posts: 25 Arc User
edited March 2009 in General Discussion
Ok, So my throat is a bit dry and I go downstairs and get a drink ok ok. I have a nice big glass of soda here on my desk next to my computer and I'm ready to get back to grinding this quest. It's very calm, im nice and relaxed, my throat is feeling perfect and im grinding away. I stop on a hill to gather some herbs then I go to turn the camera to see if there is anymore. That's when it happened. BAM! A TREE BRANCH GOES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAMERA VIEW AND SCARES THE BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT OUT OF ME. MY ONLY REACTION WAS TO STOP WHAT WAS COMING AT ME. I THROW MY ARM TOWARDS THE SCREEN WHICH KNOCKS THE WHOLE GLASS OF SODA ONTO MY KEYBOARD, ABSOLUTLY DESTROYING IT.

So I hereby declare I will sue Perfectworld Entertainment for a new keyboard for scaring me half to death with their trees.

Bye.
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  • Smexxyfox - Heavens Tear
    Smexxyfox - Heavens Tear Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Never seen someone type such a nice post with a mouse only ;)
  • Briegg - Sanctuary
    Briegg - Sanctuary Posts: 584 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Smexxyfox - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Never seen someone type such a nice post with a mouse only ;)

    lol i was wondering that too ;D
  • tekyo
    tekyo Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    lmao, reminds me of the guy who wasted so much time on RF online, the gameservers shutdown(Codemasters, sigh.) due to some stupid reason.
    The guy wanted to sue Codemasters for ruining his life.

    I miss RF online <3
  • xxxdsmer
    xxxdsmer Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    lol, i dont know how someone could type such a post without a keyboard either...

    unless they sat there for an hour+ using the on screen keyboard and clicking out every letter and space with the keyboard and onscreen keyboard
    i'm pro all classes, and against none in particular..
    but the age old QQ about venos is just that. OLD.
    QQ'd about a nix lately? check out this thread n tell me who's "OP" lol..
    (copy and paste this to address bar):
    pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=102172
  • OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear
    OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,327 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    xxxdsmer wrote: »
    lol, i dont know how someone could type such a post without a keyboard either...

    unless they sat there for an hour+ using the on screen keyboard and clicking out every letter and space with the keyboard and onscreen keyboard

    I had to do that when my keyboard died for a day.


    IT WAS SO FREAKING ANNOYING.


    Then I bought a keyboard for a $1 at the thrift store. b:pleased


    Edit: the keyboard in question shorted out when the computer booted.
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  • Batseba - Heavens Tear
    Batseba - Heavens Tear Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    uuh

    Good luck with that.
  • MissEbil - Heavens Tear
    MissEbil - Heavens Tear Posts: 369 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    *is paralytic with laughter*

    I'd post more, but hard when I'm chuckling!
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  • Zdolnoc - Sanctuary
    Zdolnoc - Sanctuary Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    MissEbil - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *is paralytic with laughter*

    I'd post more, but hard when I'm chuckling!
    Yeah I sent this too all the guys in my IT helpdesk callcenter. We all got a great laugh out of it. Please entertain us more with your ignorance. Oh and for future refernce... covered or bottled drinks only while working or playing on your pc.
  • MissEbil - Heavens Tear
    MissEbil - Heavens Tear Posts: 369 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Zdolnoc - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Yeah I sent this too all the guys in my IT helpdesk callcenter. We all got a great laugh out of it. Please entertain us more with your ignorance. Oh and for future refernce... covered or bottled drinks only while working or playing on your pc.

    Yup, or I keep my drink on the floor next to me, cos it aint gonna fall off the floor, and there's nothing there to get ruined.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • tekyo
    tekyo Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    MissEbil - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Yup, or I keep my drink on the floor next to me, cos it aint gonna fall off the floor, and there's nothing there to get ruined.

    What if you bump your drink with your wheelchair and ruin a good floor with that coffee stain?
  • MissEbil - Heavens Tear
    MissEbil - Heavens Tear Posts: 369 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    tekyo wrote: »
    What if you bump your drink with your wheelchair and ruin a good floor with that coffee stain?

    One, I don't use a wheelchair, two I'm a bit more careful than that, and three it wouldn't matter if I did, 'cos we've got laminate wood flooring, so everything just wipes up. b:pleased
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  • Gonff - Lost City
    Gonff - Lost City Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    UPDATE:

    1. I obviously have another keyboard I stole from another computer in the house.
    2. I put the keyboard I spilled the soda on in the hallway. Apparently my cat was licking the soda off of it, then got sick and threw up all over the hallway. So I will be sueing also for a new carpet for the hallway that was caused by all of this.

    Thank you in advance.
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  • Kealani - Heavens Tear
    Kealani - Heavens Tear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    I'm suprised no one has been able to tell this is a joke topic








    or at least...........I hope it is.
  • OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear
    OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,327 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Kealani - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'm suprised no one has been able to tell this is a joke topic








    or at least...........I hope it is.


    But it's funner to pretend it isn't. b:pleased
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  • Wanyudo - Lost City
    Wanyudo - Lost City Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Smexxyfox - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Never seen someone type such a nice post with a mouse only ;)

    ..hah, i coughed up a lung laughing at this post
  • Kealani - Heavens Tear
    Kealani - Heavens Tear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    OMGLAZERZ - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    But it's funner to pretend it isn't. b:pleased



    This is true >.>

    Ignore my last post :D
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Hm...you, um...don't see a thread like this everyday...uh...good luck with your clearly impossible lawsuit case...?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...
  • Zirconium - Heavens Tear
    Zirconium - Heavens Tear Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Wanyudo - Lost City wrote: »
    ..hah, i coughed up a lung laughing at this post

    Going to sue him for personal injury ?

    p.s.
    Liquid damage usually voids your warranty, try to keep drinks & bodily fluids away from your keyboard. b:laugh
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  • Dicentra - Heavens Tear
    Dicentra - Heavens Tear Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    tekyo wrote: »
    lmao, reminds me of the guy who wasted so much time on RF online, the gameservers shutdown(Codemasters, sigh.) due to some stupid reason.
    The guy wanted to sue Codemasters for ruining his life.

    I miss RF online <3

    RF online is up again but you have to download the client again since it was bought by another company. http://www.playrf.com/index.asp
  • idria
    idria Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Just as a note, it's possible to "type" without a keyboard.

    This portion of this reply has been typed with the Windows On-Screen Keyboard.

    A bit of a pita, but if you have to get something typed before getting a replacemet (trip to store), well, it's there. :)

    http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3096/osk.jpg
  • Isolated - Harshlands
    Isolated - Harshlands Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    makes me wonder why ur throat wat sor in the first place *cough* *cough*b:chuckle
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  • Wiizman - Heavens Tear
    Wiizman - Heavens Tear Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Never seen someone type such a nice post with a mouse only ;)

    b:laugh maybe they had a stand by speak to text program for such emergencies b:chuckle .... shouldn't be eating or drinking at the keyboard heh if spills likely to occur b:laugh
  • chuckeh
    chuckeh Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Gonff - Lost City wrote: »
    Ok, So my throat is a bit dry and I go downstairs and get a drink ok ok. I have a nice big glass of soda here on my desk next to my computer and I'm ready to get back to grinding this quest. It's very calm, im nice and relaxed, my throat is feeling perfect and im grinding away. I stop on a hill to gather some herbs then I go to turn the camera to see if there is anymore. That's when it happened. BAM! A TREE BRANCH GOES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAMERA VIEW AND SCARES THE BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT OUT OF ME. MY ONLY REACTION WAS TO STOP WHAT WAS COMING AT ME. I THROW MY ARM TOWARDS THE SCREEN WHICH KNOCKS THE WHOLE GLASS OF SODA ONTO MY KEYBOARD, ABSOLUTLY DESTROYING IT.

    So I hereby declare I will sue Perfectworld Entertainment for a new keyboard for scaring me half to death with their trees.

    Bye.

    This was by far the funniest thing i've read in weeks! :)
  • Gonff - Lost City
    Gonff - Lost City Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Kealani - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'm suprised no one has been able to tell this is a joke topic








    or at least...........I hope it is.

    dingdingdingding

    Yes, this was a total joke post. However, the being scared half to death part BY A TREE BRANCH FLYING AT ME was totally true. I did not spill a drink or anything though, I just added that bit to get a few laughs of people thinking im completly insane xD

    kiss everybodyYYYY
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