Interesting PMs?

Was digging through my Inbox and just thought I'd share some interesting lines from different PMs that I've gotten. No names or identities will be revealed. Feel free to share yours as well.

"For the love of peace..let us chat without him spamming red pointless text all over our chat boxes "

"just unbelieveable how you "bend over" and not even give PEACE a chance.. if i were to point a gun at your head.. i know you WOULD try to get the gun out of my hand. hence... you would die for being an IDIOT! **** you! and PWE" -- This one's my personal favorite btw.

"I am really sorry, my gest of making a thread name "no zen pngs" what really untough and stupid. Apologise"

"may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."