A Priest, A Rabbi and a Redneck were fishing....

Saitada - Sanctuary
Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
edited March 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
A Catholic Priest, A Rabbi and a Redneck went Fishing one day in a small boat out in the Gulf of Mexico....

The Priest put bait on his line, prayed to Mother Mary and tossed his line into the Gulf. As soon as his line hit the water a 10lb fish took his bait and after a brief fight was brought aboard the boat.

The Rabbi put bait on his line, prayed to The Lord of Hosts and tossed his line into the Gulf. As soon as his line hit the water a 20lb fish took his bait and after a nice fight was brought aboard the boat.

The Redneck look at the Priest and the Rabbi for a moment then put bait on his line, whispered something under his breath and tossed his line into the Gulf. As soon as his line hit the water a 300lb Marlin took his bait and screamed away from the boat. After an epic battle that lasted for 4 hours the Marlin was finally brought aboard the boat.

The Priest and the Rabbi both looked at the Redneck and asked what he had said under his breath the Redneck grinned and replied.....

*You can participate in this joke! Add the rednecks reply to the Priest and the Rabbi!*

~S
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  • aragg
    aragg Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    The redneck replied:"I promised the lord if he rewarded me with big fishes I'd never again post offtopic in general discussion boards"

    b:laugh

    I see it has been moved :-P
  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    awwwwww C'mon ya'll know this is some funny stuff!

    ~S
  • Zethanal - Heavens Tear
    Zethanal - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    "Wtf get out of the way redneck!" Said the Priest.
    "No, YOU get outta the way! Its my fish y'all!" Said the Redneck.
    "BOTH OF YOU STFU!!" Said the Rabbi
    "Death is just a new path, a path everyone has to take." -Gandalf
  • Ence - Lost City
    Ence - Lost City Posts: 454 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    He muttered: "Free Beer and Nascar for life"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • fuzzles
    fuzzles Posts: 628 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    Zethanal - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "Wtf get out of the way redneck!" Said the Priest.
    "No, YOU get outta the way! Its my fish y'all!" Said the Redneck.
    "BOTH OF YOU STFU!!" Said the Rabbi

    You are ridiculously unfunny.
    Everyone here is ridiculously oversensitive.
  • Mosabi - Heavens Tear
    Mosabi - Heavens Tear Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    he sayed *what in de hell are you talkin about*
    Is Back once more.

    sorry med school needs some time.
  • Zethanal - Heavens Tear
    Zethanal - Heavens Tear Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    fuzzles wrote: »
    You are ridiculously unfunny.

    You are ridiculously a troll.
    "Death is just a new path, a path everyone has to take." -Gandalf
  • Kreston - Heavens Tear
    Kreston - Heavens Tear Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    he said "lord if you reward me with a huge fish ill never have sex in the confessionals or take a dump in one again" b:laugh b:sin
  • Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear
    Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,175 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Redneck said:
    "Goo goo ga ga me so fat me no kung fu cho mana me no speak english F chu face bisch"


    lols, Fuzzles the troll
    We're MysticAve my name is not Dave
    (Poem in the making - Shall be epic)
  • fuzzles
    fuzzles Posts: 628 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Zethanal's making me rage pretty successfully... who's the real troll around here? b:surrender
    Everyone here is ridiculously oversensitive.

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