NPCs' Romantic Success Leads To Gamers' Trauma.

PWI gamers have recently displayed massive displeasure over the romantic successes of the NPCs in game.

NPCs, also known as None Playable Characters, play a pivotal role in MMO games by leading the players through various quests by having them perform the most outrageous tasks while keeping minimal interactions. While traditionally the gamers have accepted their fate as slaves to NPCs, several PWI quests have picked the gamers' pride bone a tad too much.

"I can't believe that [censored] [censored] have seven [censored] wives," said a gamer.

"Why can't I just woo a few of them for myself instead of playing cupid all night?"

Statistics have shown that gamers who are single in real life have 55% more chance to be annoyed by romance quests in PWI. 75% of married gamers play through the romantic quests under the strict supervision of their significant other.

The women gamers of PWI also have a reason to be bothered by romantic quests.

"Why would I get back with a man who uses some dumb ape to deliva love lettas and words for him? This game be sayin' the idea that women are easy, which we aint*snap* ," said an anonymous woman gamer.

Despite being upset, woman gamers were quickly quieted by wedding proposals received by numerous male gamers in game.

In a collective outrage, the players who are discomforted by romantic quests have gathered together to sign a petition to request a new skill, "Tame [censored]es," be added to all male characters in the game. This skill will allow male characters to own women NPCs. The level requirement of the skill is still under debate.

PWI management has been carefully considering this idea, along with equipping Tu Jo and Hou Jenhsi with skill "ward against perverts."

-- reported by Hisui