Referral System Unfair To Those With No Friends

After the animosity of bear smilies being introduced the forum, the PWI management has taken a new step into capitalistic pig-ism.

The newly implemented referral system, which requires real life friendships to reap the benefits from an online game has proven unfair to the community members who simply do not have friends.

"If I had friends, I would be outside," said an anonymous level 70 blademaster who wishes not to be named.

"The referral system has unfairly given the people who are socially healthy an edge over those who chose to be socially ... incognito," added another.

However, expert gamers have come up with compromising strategies that may appease both spectrum of the social order. An MIT/Harvard medical school student who has been playing since the first day of OB and is now level 5 have discovered such a strategy.

"By extending the limitation of the offer to imaginary friends, everyone would have an equal opportunity," said student Posibo Kim. The PWI management have yet to make an official statement about the proposal, but some members of the community are already moving forward with the strategy in a dont-ask-dont-tell policy.

"Me n ma girlfriend felt koo bout the idea," said one strategy beneficiary.

Mister Kim realizes the fallacies of this seemingly flawless strategy.

"The members of the community who do not have the mental capabilities of conjuring 'imagination' need to be attended to."

-- report by Hisui.